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At the Bank...
At the bank there is trouble,
Get there on the double,
Don't pop another faerie bubble!
For all sorts of pets are breaking in,
The customers' patience is wearing thin,
As each walk into the National Neopian
Save my Diamond Deposit Plus,
Don't let them steal all the money from us,
Do I have to make a fuss??
Keep the nasty lawbreakers away,
Put them behind the bars today,
But remember to let the others stay
Sound the alarm,
Here are the ones who will do you harm,
Don't be fooled by the mask of charm
Ha! It was just a game,
Sir, what is your name?
You have gotten a high score... enjoy the fame!
My Little Mazzew...
I had a little Mazzew,
he loved to run and play,
his color was electric blue,
and I brushed him everyday.
One day we were playing catch outside,
on one beautiful Neopian day,
unfortunately, I threw the ball too far and wide,
but the little Mazzew went to get it right away.
He ran over gardens,
and many tall fences,
he climbed over mountains,
and he swam through oceans.
He was a happy little Mazzew,
when he finally got that ball,
I threw it in the Spring,
and he brought it back in Fall.
Boltyneo the Christmas Gelert,
Would just not do his chores.
Leaving dishes smudged with dirt,
And brown, dung-scented floors.
Broken glass from faerie bottles,
Neopoints scattered around.
A Gelert Wand from a Battledome battle,
All of them lying on the ground.
The garbage can started piling high,
So high it reached the ceiling.
Then it reached up higher into the sky,
That Boltyneo started squealing.
Outside, the weeds were choking the grass,
Our Neomail unchecked.
The house was so bad
That no one would trespass,
And still Boltyneo would neglect.
Bathrooms flooded with watery doom,
The refrigerator now held expired goods.
Boltyneo had better clean
And fix all of this soon,
Or our Neohome will end up
Scarier than The Haunted Woods.
Boltyneo could not take this anymore,
So he started to do his chores.
He cleaned up like a rainstorm,
And the problems were no more.
Tribute To My Seasonal Battle Duck
I have many a weapon
But none bring more luck
Than my Seasonal Battle Duck
I've been in many battles
And when all seems but lost
I whip out my trusty ducky
And hit 'em with some frost
Within my lucky ducky
Hides a mighty power
From which all my foes may cower
So come with your big army
I'll bring you to your knees
For, thanks to my faithful Ducky
All enemies will freeze!
I know a place where the Kikos are lost
They try to find each other at every cost
They run in circles looking for their mate
Can you help find them? How long will it take?
They need to be found and matched up in pairs
Please hurry, for there is no time to spare.
Some are the same color
But they have a different face
Can you tell them apart
And find their proper place?
They all have another exactly the same
That needs to be found, this is no game.
There's a trick,
You can only see them one by one
And you must remember where
The other is, now this is fun.
If you can find the lost Kiko's other match
They'll leave together in a batch.
After all the Kikos are found, you can smirk
Cause you'll be rewarded for all your hard work.
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