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Sands Of Mystery Island
Blue sand of the north,
Holds its worth
As a clothing dye,
Even for a tie.
Green sand of the west
(Fertilizer is just a jest),
Of the sands, it's not the lest.
It is definitely the best.
Away from extremes,
Black sand is in the middle.
How popular it is
Is definitely a riddle.
Red sand of the south,
Might relieve indigestion.
To not put it in your mouth
Is just a suggestion.
Of all the sands,
Orange sand is rare.
All there is might be in your hands,
Which is why the price seems fair.
Glowing sand is cooler than Mark;
It even lights up the dark.
Just wait for my lark
To light up the park.
Rainbow sand shows many colors,
Each one is not minified.
Rainbows have many meanings,
But to some it means pride.
Invisible sand is clear.
In the bottle you may don.
But you may also fear
That it is really gone.
Brongro Fights For Meridell
Brongro the Grarrl
Put on armor to fight
He would go fight for Meridell
With all of his might.
He picked up his sword
And he held close his shield.
He would fight on till
Darigan would yield.
The Drackonacks bit Brongo
With their sharp teeth
But Brongro fought on
To give Meridell relief.
Other monsters came upon the scene,
Every one purple, dirty, and mean.
Brongro sliced through
One after another,
Till his strength was exhausted
And he had to recover.
When he awoke
Brongo heard terrible news.
The tide was turning,
And Meridell was about to lose.
The masses had sympathized
With Darigan the evil Korbat,
And called King Skarl
A thief, a liar, and fat.
They beat Meridell down
And trashed its attractions one by one
Even with Jeran and Illusen,
Meridell's resistance was done.
It wasn't long before
Darigan proved he was bad,
Misusing the orb that
His soldiers had fought to recover.
One of his own soldiers had
To take care of the ruler.
Afterward, peace seemed to be restored.
Meridell was rebuilt,
And the Citadel hovered.
Brongro was glad that
There seemed to be peace at last,
But rumors of a new war
Have been coming in fast.
Brongro is ready
To once again take up arms,
And protect with his life,
Meridell's people, king, and farms.
You found me all alone.
And took me into your Neohome.
Someone has taken me in before,
But put me back when
They didn't need me anymore.
When they left I didn't complain,
Until I realized they
Weren't coming back again.
When they left me without saying goodbye,
I couldn't help but to cry.
Your welcome was so loving and warm,
My heart couldn't help but conform,
To the feelings of love and hope.
It was almost more than I could cope.
To be accepted, then rejected,
Welcomed, then neglected,
And treated like dirt,
Left a deep, unhealing hurt.
Do you really love me?
I beg you to hear my plea!
Don't take me home if I'm not wanted!
And leave me again feeling daunted.
Ode to Kyrii Merchandise
Taking a trip 'round Neopian stores,
I'm looking for something specific--
Show me an item with a Kyrii trademark,
Something unique and terrific!
"Look in the Book Store;
You'll find what you want,"
The good old Shop Wizard told me--
A book on treating Kyrii!
That's just what I want,
Though these books are hardly for free!
Now show me a card to fit in my album,
My Kyrii cards are running a bit low--
Hey! A cheap Kyrii archer,
With his own Kyrii arrow and bow!
Okay, one more item before I'm impressed,
A Kyrii treat that I can savour--
Chocolatey, moreish and incredibly tasty,
With an unbelievable flavour!
I walk up to the chocolate seller,
And receive quite a fright--
I ask for his Kyrii merchandise,
And he says, "Milk or white?
...Or crispy, or crunchy,
Or one with whipped cream,
Right here, I have it all--
A whole Kyrii cake, a strawberry treat,
Or a cupcake for a snack that is small?!"
A book, a card, and many tasty snacks,
Knowledge, collections and many a sweet--
To give my dear Kyrii, oh how she will love it,
After all, she deserves a treat!
Here she is now, her soft fur against me,
I couldn't wish for anything more--
My Kyrii says, "Oh, you shouldn't have!"
But that's what owners are for!
The Wonderful World Of Neopian Omelettes
Oh so many there are,
There are to choose from,
Sausage and Pepperoni
Is lovely yet gruesome,
But then you have just
The plain Sausage omelette,
Although I would like
A nice cup of hot chocolate
And then you have
The Tyrannian Hot Pepper,
But I personally think
That Lemon is better,
Also there is Ugga Melon so sour,
That after you've had it,
Your mouth has to have a shower
I really like Omelette of the Faeries,
But you never know,
It might give you care-ies,
I don't know how,
You can have Bacon and Broccoli,
And what about Cheese?
It's horrible and smelly
But do you know
Which one's best? I know I do,
It's the essential Honey Blossom,
It makes me drool,
Though I don't mind mine just plain,
Other people would say,
"It tastes like bamboo cane,"
But then again, there are little fishies,
Which when on an omelette,
Become little dishies
But you know, I do like ham and cheese,
Because it doesn't taste like fleas,
And then you get the rotten ones,
Ones that have been out in the sun too long,
And if you don't like egg, not to worry,
There is Black Cherry Jelly,
And you don't need to hurry,
But Carrot and Peas is like a pile of sick,
And also it's really, really thick
Now Bacon I like, it's not too bad,
But Cheese and Onion is quite, quite mad,
Green Pepper omelette, now that I can stand,
And BBQ sauce is really very bland,
Tomato and Pepper, now you're your talking,
And some are magical, they can start walking
But I prefer it without the peppers,
Just plain Tomato, I think is better,
And then there is Juppie and Chokato,
Now they're quite the type,
Vegetables on top, but fruit? Not quite.
Turkey and Cranberry,
Now that's very seasonal,
But really all it is,
Is junk and that's all,
I close this poem by saying with joy,
Actually all these omelettes
Are good, boy oh boy.
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