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Ode to the Battle Muffin
I have a little muffin
In my pocket here
I can throw it very far
Or I can throw it near
My special little muffin
Protects me day and night
When I pull it out in battle
Foes cower and show fright
Battle, evil, or fire
Jelly, poison, or stone
Radioactive, water, and ummagine
I rely on them alone
So when you see me smiling
Run away, shudder in fear
"Behold," I'll say, to you that day
"The power of the muffin is here!"
Scally the Spyder
Slimysguidger's petpetScally the Spyder's following your tracks!
And puts them into fantastic fly pies
Like a fugitive he scurries around
Looking for unsuspecting Breeblys on the ground
You wouldn't hear or see him,
The bank balance would just seem to go down
He's a scandalous Spyder pestering the town.
Every Neohome needs a lock
Scally the Spyder never knocks
People underestimate what this petpet can do,
You wouldn't see him as a problem or thief, too.
Don't go out, late at night
Even Battledome champions are sure for a fright
Run whilst you can and don't look back,
Odyssey of a Darigan
It all started one day
When my master found a paint brush in auction
What it was he didn't say
He wanted the thrill of enjoying my reaction
One day, whilst I was sleeping sound
My master went to me with his newfound
Painted me and my soul with his new tool
I wonder if he could have been more of a fool
My soul corrupting
My body errupted in pain
Horns and claws growing
Heart turning to stone
The first I attacked was my master
For making me endure such a torture
Nevermore shall I endure orders
Now that I have a future
Looking at my reflection
I pondered in silent contemplation
The monster that I'd become
A Darigan beast, feared by more than some
I grinned as evil thoughts went through my mind,
At the thought of making this world my hell
Of taking my revenge over all that smile
That's the day from good graces I fell
I shall claim this world as my own
Turn all that is right into something wrong
From my fury the six faeries will cower
Showing to the world my utmost power
Even Jhudora won't be spared
Giving quests for the weak and scared
She has fallen from true darkness
I am now evil's greatness!
So this is my call to you, young Neopet
Will you join me, or be like the rest?
Will you be a stain on my claws growing darker?
Or will you face your worst nightmares?
Missing Baby Fireball
Oh, my little orange ball
All covered in fire
Why did you not come when I called?
I was so worried!
That you were gone for good!
But now that you're back
Sitting on your fireproof sack
I smile and grin
To see you win
And climb a step closer to my heart.
I could never let you go
I could never be that low!
For you are my little pride!
And even though you gloat and glow
I will always like you best!
But that one gloomy day
When you ran away...
I had to tell everyone that you were gone.
They moaned and groaned
And cried and roamed
Around on that stormy day.
A few hours later I looked and you lay
In the fireplace!
Gormball, Zurroball, and Frumball
Gormball, Zurroball, and Frumball.
All three of them say, "I'm the best of them all!"
Gormball says, "I'm number one!
Zurroball? Frumball? They aren't any fun!
I'll make you cool on a boiling hot day.
Do Zurroball and Frumball do this? NO WAY!"
Zurroball says, "Frumball
And Gormball are a disgrace!
I am tons better 'cuz you play me in space!
Float around and keep the balls off the ground.
Forget the other two--they're just so profound!
Frumball says, "I'm the newest and greatest!
Gormball and Zurroball? They're not as updated!
Those baby games are so Year One!
Come and play ME 'cuz I'm tons more fun!
Now the user stands there
Scratching his or her head.
I don't know which one is really the best.
I'll just go to bed.
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