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UNI DAY SPECIAL
Such a wicked mystical beast,
Gracefully soaring to the east.
Beautiful glory never ceased,
Mighty prowler hunts for a feast.
Crimson eyes see all that take place,
A battle below where two sides face.
The Uni is peaceful, full of grace
Won't take a place in the angry chase.
Amongst the dusty skies with ease,
A spinning purple red trapeze.
The Citadel can never freeze,
Darigan strange majestic tease.
Feel the dark aura spreading,
Surround the menacing feeling,
Consumed by darkness coming,
Its wings immensely powerful,
Strength of a million Usuls.
Dark azure fur, so beautiful,
Of all the pets most wonderful.
Perhaps a kind creature to some,
Yet an angry terror to scum,
Be gentle to a maximum,
Remember this rule of thumb.
Despite the horror it can cause,
Observe the goodness with a pause,
See past the shrouding blinding gauze,
Greet the creature with true applause.
I Wish I Was A Uni!
I wish I was a Uni!
Flowing manes that always grow
Would you be jealous?
I think so!
No wonder they
Are just so vain,
The Clothing Store
Even has their name!
Everything is "Uni"
It's just not fair,
To be so lovely
With that "perfect" hair!
Then there's those hooves
Always sparkling bright,
As they trot around
Every rainbow in sight!
They even have wings,
If the rest wasn't enough,
And they still complain
About a tiny hoof scuff!
Look at them shine
Like glitter in the sun,
They are vain little creatures,
But I wish I was one!
She is the
Prettiest Uni there
is. Her brown coat shines
In the spring Neopian sun.
She never really fusses, unless
I forget to brush her. She will eat
anything, as long as it's organic. She's
not all that vain, unless she sees a shiny
mirror. But even so, I <3 her very much.
Evil Horn the Pirate Uni
Sailing the mighty seas of Maraqua
There is a vicious Uni,
That goes by Evil Horn
And loves collecting rare booty.
Treasure Cove, Hidden Tower
All fall victim to his clutches,
Some even come to see
That upon their gourmet foods he munches.
He sent a wave of terror
All across our fair Neopia,
Until one day someone decided
That they didn't have Evilhornophobia.
Nereid the Water Faerie stood up
And she said, "That's it, I've had enough,
This evil Uni shall not control the seas
Now he has to answer to me!"
She had the greatest of plans
To alter Evil Horn's evil,
And save all of Neopia's
She came to Evil Horn
On a particularly dark night,
She told him she had a quest
And the reward was the greatest prize in sight.
Being the greediest Uni in Neopia
Evil Horn could not refuse,
All he needed was a Painting Poogles
And he couldn't lose.
He returned the book
To the beautiful water faerie,
All of a sudden, she cast her spell
And transformed Evil Horn from being scary.
You see, the prize for
This water faerie's quest
Had been a free paint job
At your request.
Evil Horn looked into his melting mirror
And was suddenly transformed,
The Uni became faerie
And was now known as Golden Horn.
Flying across the skies of Neopia
Can be seen a Uni of unrivaled beauty,
If you see him, you're likely to receive
All of Evil Horn's old booty.
The Uni Horn Wand
"A horn, a horn, a Uni horn wand,"
Muttered Hubrid Nox in his tower.
"Is all I need to get absolute power!"
But how to get one? He thought and thought
And with a flash of lightning
He came up with an evil plot.
"I'll simply pay a Uni hunter
To secure me a wand of horn,"
And with that his
Malevolent scheme was born.
To his copy of
the Neopian registry
Hubrid did race
And down the "U" listings
His finger did trace
"A ha!" he shouted with glee
As he jabbed at the book,
"Karlak the Uni Hunter--
Sounds like he's worth a look!"
He grabbed his coffin-shaped quill
And sent off a quick letter
Which asked Karlak's presence
The sooner the better
"I can hardly wait!"
He chuckled with glee
"That hunter will bring me a horn,
Then I won't pay his fee!"
With thoughts of global domination
Dancing in his head
He slicked his hair,
Trimmed his mustache,
And headed to bed.
Awoken by a clatter of hooves
And a cry of alarm
Seems something was causing
His spectral creatures great harm!
He threw on his cape,
And leapt to the door
But it swung suddenly inwards
And dashed him to the floor
In cantered a magnificent Uni,
Snorting and stamping
With bits of ghost-stuff
To its fur still did cling
"You called for a horn wand,"
The Uni said with a glower,
"In a foolish bid for absolute power."
You see, I am Karlak the Uni,
And also a hunter of things most bad
And you, Hubrid Nox,
Your note made me quite mad.
So feel the wrath of my horn wand
That you wanted so badly
But I think your plans for power
Will end quite... sadly."
After that night, Hubrid Nox learned
A useful little bit--
Careful what you ask for,
As you might just get it!
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