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CHIA DAY SPECIAL
A Chocolate Chiaholic's Tale
Toffee or truffles
And a whole pumpkin pie
Oh, all of the things
That a Neopoint can buy
Torpedoes and beans
Of charcoal and jelly
And rotten Gobstoppers
(Though they really are smelly)
Dark or milk, white and some mint
All of them give off a heavenly scent
Chocolate reigns as the favorite du jour
But if you don't budget wisely
They can make you quite poor
Lollies and gum (have you tried it of wine?)
All of it candy, and all most divine
Cakes and ice cream with a huge block of fudge
Will pad up your waistline and give you a pudge
But the best of those treats,
They just don't compare
There is one even better
(And NO I won't share)
A Chia of chocolate, oh yes it is true
Chocolately goodness to savor and chew
Of each of those goodies, it's easily the best
So spend all your savings on all of the rest
But save those dear Chias, yes save them for me
For it's the day of the Chia
(And chocolate, you see)
A Chia Named Geoffrey
Geoffrey was just an ordinary kid,
But bullying was something
That he'd always forbid.
When it came to being picked on,
Geoffrey took the cream.
But he'd never let bullies lower his esteem.
When some rough looking Chias
Entered the community,
It was this Chia named Geoffrey's big opportunity.
They were big, rough, dirty and mean.
They had red hair, red eyes
But their bodies were green.
Geoffrey knew that the bullies were near him.
He needed to teach them how to fear him.
So he made a gun with balloons of water,
And prepared for coming days of slaughter.
The Chia loaded up his handmade gun,
And towards the bullies he did run.
He knocked them all down
With his water balloons,
And made the bullies look like big buffoons.
After the defeat, the crowds did cheer.
Everyone else had looked
At the bullies with fear.
There had never been a Chia
Who was nearly as bold.
For bravery, Geoffrey took the gold.
Even today, the Chia named Geoffrey is known,
For having a game of his very own.
Chia Bomber is the name of which they give it.
People play it but they've never had to live it.
A Chia Rant
"It's just not right, it's just not fair!"
Complained a Chia named Bess
"All the other species get so much more press!
Are we not cute? Are we not handy?
But what do we get?
We're treated as Lupe candy!
And what, I ask," she continued to whine,
"Is the meaning of people talking
Of Chia flour all the time?
We didn't make it, don't eat it,
And we certainly don't sell it --
But the mere mention of it
Sends most painted pets into fits!
And Lupes... what's their problem?"
She sobbed out loud,
"Why do they continue to chase us,
That slobbering crowd?
Far as I know, we've done
Nothing to deserve this abuse
To be chewed and chased
And similar abuse!
And then to the Battledome,
And what do we see?
A chance to beat up a Chia Clown --
It doesn't make sense to me...
He's only a Chia
Who wants to make people smile
Not get pounded and poked
And called things most vile!
Ahhh... but it feels good
To get this rant off my chest --
You don't know how hard it is,
I couldn't even rest!
But thank you, dear friends,
You've been most kind
For giving me a chance
To speak my mind.
So now you know what
We poor Chias must face
What causes us to worry,
To stress, and to pace
So if you see an unhappy Chia,
Alone and blue
Give it a hug, and
All Chias will thank you!"
Throughout the history of Neopia
There is scattered the friendly Chia.
From the beginning of Year One
These joyful creatures that thrive on fun
Have always been, and always will.
Thieving Adee breaks
Into the Ice Cream Factory
To find those treats deliciously satisfactory.
And though her waistline grew,
She's still much smaller than Kasuki Lu
Who never seems to eat his fill.
Highland, Jelly, and the Chia Clown
Are sure to beat your health down.
And you have to be alert and brave
To fight in the Cave Chia's cave.
But if you win, oh what a thrill!
The most celebrated Chia has sadly changed
Into a Zafara, her features rearranged
But she's still a Chia in my mind.
More famous than the legends you'll find
Of Chiazilla that you can discover still.
And those are the Chia Legends of Neopia
Living peacefully or
Battling in their happy Utopia
Only one more Chia before
This poem comes to an end:
He keeps us ahead of every new stock trend
In his zippy red car, the stockbroker Nigel.
My Sweet Chocolate Chias
Chias made with chocolate so creamy.
They truly are rich and wonderfully dreamy.
With lovely dark filling amazingly good.
I'd eat a hundred if only I could.
Chocolate made from such perfection.
They are such a delightful, perfect confection.
Whenever they're near
They're so tempting and sweet.
I eat them daily, such a wonderful treat.
Any day of the year
They can be found in the shop.
They sit and they wait for someone to stop.
They are sold by the pound or one at a time.
Tasting so great they are one of a kind!
Chocolate Chia, my friend, I love you so much.
You're my special sweetness
After every day's lunch.
So take it from me, don't miss this delight.
You'll be glad that you did
And thank me each night.
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