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VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL

My Scary Valentine
By Indietoast

Some jelly is green,
The Money Tree is, too.
Your bum is spotty,
And your face is bright blue!

Your fur is quite matted,
Your eyes gleaming red,
And how novel to have three eyes,
Set in that big head.

You smell like a sewer,
With teeth shiny and yellow,
When not drooling slime,
That big mouth sure can bellow.

Your feet are all webbed,
Each with six toes,
But things could be worse...
You could have a carrot for a nose!

So I'm sure it's quite obvious,
What I'm trying to say--
You're the loveliest mutant,
This Valentine's Day!

A Confectionary Valentine's Poem
By Revid_aragain

Ahh, the heart of
My luscious red raspberry
My hunger you quench,
My tongue you make merry
Like a tickled Kacheek
Roll from tongue then to cheek
Then make both as bright red as a cherry

What more could one want
From a fruity confection?
Your sweetness is wrought
With true loving perfection
I'll wish not for more
Than to spot in the store
This scrumptious and chewy candied creation

Ode to a Darigan Peophin
By Perturabo

"I first saw her," Infernocles began,
"During the last great war
That shook this Neopian land.
She was fighting some knights of Meridell,
And was doing quite well--
One after another, the misguided fools fell."

"Oh, what style!" rhapsodied Infernocles,
"As she drove defender after defender
Crashing to their knees.
Not one could face her, so furious was she,
That she captured my heart,
Which quite surprised me."

"I hastily finished off the foe that I fought
And headed towards the vision
That I so desperatly sought.
At the same time, she noticed my approach
As she stomped one last knight
Like a bothersome roach."

"I saw in her eyes," he solemnly told me,
"That there was no creature
In Neopia quite like she.
We finally did stand, with no one between,
And knew at that moment what love did mean."

"We've been together since then,"
Infernocles proudly did state,
"And I know deep in my Elephante heart
That our meeting was not luck, but fate.
So worry not if you haven't found your soulmate,
And trust in your heart, in love, and in fate."

A Lonely Grundo's Haiku
By Sexyschnookie

Grundos go unseen
Passed up for cute or pretty
Eyes large with searching

Confined for so long
Slave to the Doctor
Evil haunts their dreams

Tests made them this way
Foreign even to themselves
Free now, but for what?

Adopt a Grundo
Free a servant's heart with love
True friends they will serve

Valentine Lupe
By Gershwin2000

When I woke up one morning,
On this Valentine's Day,
The first thing I saw was my little Lupe.
He looked dull and a little worn, too,
Almost like a little scuffed shoe.

So I grabbed a paint brush
And covered him with hearts,
He was so covered,
That he looked like candy tarts.
When I looked at him, he was so cute,
But when I saw his face, it was so mute.

He wouldn't frolic, and he wouldn't play,
I wished he was happy on this Valentine's Day.
So I put him in the tub and washed him clean,
When I looked at his face, it wasn't so mean.
So we got what we wanted, without dismay,
We were both happy on this Valentine's Day.



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