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The Tooth Faerie's Sweet Revenge
By Fortuitous_blesser

With growing revulsion
The Tooth Faerie seethed
Of constantly receiving
Yellowed, decaying teeth

She knew she had to
Cease her disgust,
So she sprinkled all sweets
With magic faerie dust

All Neopian clients of
The Chocolate Store
Could freely eat sugar
And have cavities no more!

She's no saint of Neopia
Nor saint of the earth,
Mind you, but at least she'll get
Her Neopoints' worth!

Wheel of Excitement Limericks
By Different_dragons

A young pet stares at this spinning wheel,
He decides to give this wheel a feel.
As the colours go by,
His eyes will run dry,
And the outcome? A worthless deal.

Another pet takes the wheel for a spin,
She hates what she sees; it's a small, sorry grin.
The sections quickly roll,
And the game's taken a toll,
And you see her throw up in a bin.

This chancy old pet, has a cute little fawn,
She turns the wheel 'round, at the time of dawn.
The wheel slows down,
But the faerie's out of town,
So the lady's prize is as good as gone.

The wheel, it's being spun once more,
To those always playing, it's never a bore,
'Cause it's never the same,
And one heck of a game,
'Til the Pant Devil arrives at your door.

Finally, it's the last spin of the day,
This time, it's a pet who can play,
With her fingers tightly crossed,
He's guaranteed no loss,
Until the wheel gives its final say.

Snotbunny Dreams
By Winterwhisper197

A poor old Snotbunny
Is walking down the road,
His mucus dripping down
This little Petpet is all alone,
And frankly, wearing a frown

"My dream," he says meekly, "is to be loved
But people just push me away,
They grab a napkin, wipe it all over me
And then I'm done for the day

The Harris is loved, and Alkenores fly,
And Slorgs are always in demand
Meepits are cuddled, and Onas are snuggled,
But no one will give me a hand.

Why was I born?" the Snotbunny inquires,
"If no one will even touch me?
Am I stuck for all my life,
In this cruel, deranged misery?"

Just then a Meerca comes along,
Its mucus dripping to the ground,
The Snotbunny smiles, and wags its tail,
And new friends are found....

On a Snowy Peak
By Lenin97

On a snowy peak
Above the Happy Valley
The lone Eyrie rests

Upon his rousing
Dreams drift on icy winds
The sun greets his eyes

A thick coat of snow
Lies atop his blue feathers
Covering his form

Rising from his sleep
Smells of baking meet his beak
Hunger makes him wake

Shaking off the cold
Stretching towards the bright sky
Warming his chill bones

Soaring to the sky
To those in the town below
A black silhouette

The lone Eyrie flies
Off to the Happy Valley
From the snowy peak.

Vira's Mirror
By Lil_acorn

Treacherous mirror--
How you lie to me!
This face reflected
Has lost her great beauty.

Treacherous mirror--
You are insincere!
These bloodshot eyes were pretty once,
Bright, and blue, and clear.

Treacherous mirror--
You are my greatest despair!
For now, none will kiss these poison lips
Or run their fingers through my twisted hair.

Treacherous mirror--
This reflection is not from before:
The days when I was fair and blithe?
Not now twisted, hideous in your eyes,
Forevermore.



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