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Advent Calendar
By Frayedknot

Oh boy, it's the month of Celebrating
It's finally here after months of waiting

I know most people like it for the free things
Not me, I like to see what the animators bring

They make us a cute little Christmas theme
Some real simple, and some are extreme

Animations of Neopets decorating their trees
Blumaroos sitting and polishing their skis

Some people are greedy and click right past them
Not realizing that they are missing a true gem

These animations are the best thing of the year
Too bad, once you see it, they all disappear

People click by them and seem to miss out
They just don't understand
What the Advent is all about

They think it is a way to get a free prize
But the animations are best,
I hope they soon realize

So next time you go there don't click it so fast
Stop and watch the cartoon before they are past

Negg Plushies
By Deke_plushies

On the 20th November they were released,
Looking like patchwork with stuffing fleece.
At first there was happy, green and blue,
Don’t forget the rainbow that joined them, too.

Sold in the Toy Shop by a Lupe,
The crazy rascal eyed my Chia for soup.
Then 24th came and more restocked,
To the Toy Shop all people came in flocks.

Now there are 8 kinds I must admit,
The real thing is cheaper than the plushie kit.
An example is Rainbow; it costs 3 million,
I could buy the real thing times gazillion.

The real fish Neggs are retired
And cannot be bought,
The plushie ones are *ULTRA RARE*
And can't be sought.
I never heard of grey Neggs until today,
Perhaps the Grey Faerie gives them out in May?

Common ones are expected,
But you know, of course,
You can't make them in tycoon
That just isn't the source.
Blue, yellow, green and orange, plus bright red,
Buying 'em all would make me more than dead.

Yes the plushie ones are cuter, yet do not forget,
Collecting them is as crazy as Turdle bets.
Why don't you just go and play Meerca Chase?
I’m sure this whole plushie thing is just a phase.

Plushies are my love and hence my username,
Trying to collect 'em all made me quite insane.
I've since given up plushies except for some,
Cute ones like the Shop Wizard are all welcome.

So just ignore the button eyes
And patched up look,
Or maybe wait 5 months until the price's a fluke.
But until then, I'll take my chances and go play,
Meerca Chase is cheesecake, that much I'll say.

A Day In My Neohome
By Tcg81191

My Neohome is a hectic place,
There is dirt and grime and a broken vase.
And it doesn't help to have a Warf,
With its irritating arf, arf, arf.

My Kougra starts off the day,
With a dangerous romp and play.
Dishes are flying, and land with a crack!
Oh, what a pain in my back.

As the day goes on,
More things go wrong.
My Warf uses the bed as a scratching post,
And, worst of all, I burnt my toast!

Skraggledoo begs me to paint him green,
For the people around me, it was a real scene.
But when I got home, I was really beat,
So I went to the couch and took a seat.

My eyelids grew heavy
And I thought I should rest,
I heard a dish break; that would be best.
And when I awoke, a Kougra was on my lap,
I guess he decided he needed a nap.

Hannah the Fearless
By Scottydawg8787

I travel through the caves
In search of pirate's gold
I risk everything I have
To get treasures to behold

I may be a bit young
But that doesn't stop me
I go in the caves with empty pockets
And come out with lots of glee

I know how to get past every trap
And foil all those Mirgles
I swim down in the deep, dark depths
And come back up a hero

I am Hannah
Wanderer of the caves
I am not afraid to fight the pirates
Because I'm nothing less than brave

Ballad of the Spardel
By Markvonstar

The Spardel sat in a ripped cardboard box
He glanced over to the crowds by the Doglefox.
The Spardel waited for the crowd to come
Over to his box; not a huge crowd, but just some

For the whole of the morn and half of the noon
He knew that some people would come over soon
He looked at the Karrens asleep in their pen
The Tenna bouncing around in their den.

He saw a Mallard, grooming its friend
And a Poppit humming to his ted'.
As the door opened
There was the sound of chimes
He sat on a shredded copy of the Neopian Times.

He was all alone in the ripped, cardboard cube
He started to whimper and sing a sad tune.
Why did no one want him?



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