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USUL DAY SPECIAL
The Usul's New Clothes
In February, an Usul chose
To make herself some brand new clothes!
She sewed with hands, tail and toes;
And after three days, she at last arose.
"Now," she laughed, "As October nears,
When Halloween comes, I'm in the clear!"
For she'd made a costume that anyone'd fear:
A Shadow Usul, complete with ears.
She grinned for a while, then after a bit
She put it right on! A candle was lit
To make her eyes glow, and a mit
Was put o'er each paw, and kept clean of grit.
Just then an officer of the law
Leapt inside, and pinned her under a claw!
He had a bushy tail, and his nose was raw;
He was the scariest thing the Usul ever saw.
"You're in trouble now!"
The enormous Lupe growled,
"I've sought you for years,
I've scratched and I've howled,
Been uncomfortable, hungry,
Bored and cowled,
Seeking the Shadow Usul,
And now you've been fouled!"
"I'm sorry!" she squeaked, "I sure didn't mean
To do something wrong, or something obscene
I'm just not who you thought you'd seen!"
She pleaded, turning slightly green.
"Drat!" cursed the Lupe, "I'm foiled again!
Well, I guess I'll head home, to my den.
Sorry about this--I'd be mad as a wet hen.
I can only promise it won't happen again."
The Skiing Usul
Gazing down the summit's slope
The Usul, full of fear and hope
Her sweltering passion had awoke
Will she make it? Will she choke?
The training seemed so pointless now
In her mind she'd made a vow
Don't give up and don't turn back
Keep your eyes both on the track
The starting gun rang clear and loud
Then down the peak the Usul plowed
Tremendous speed, tremendous time
To lose this race would be a crime
Suddenly, and with no care
A Grarrl sped past not playing fair
With turbo skis on both two feet
This cheating Grarrl now hard to beat
The Usul, not known to give up easy
Thought up a plan to make him queasy
Back flips, side flips, backwards spinning
The Usul slowly started winning
The Grarrl had stopped the race to spew
That devious cheat now out of view
The end line only twenty feet
The Usul won, she was elite.
An Usul Day Disaster
Tommorow was Usul Day
And Gorgeous was shouting, "Hooray!"
She was planning the most
Perfect party in her way
Where her friends could sit and play.
The cake was perfect and the smoothies good
The pinata was hanging in the wood
She was planning with all the might she could
And even made an extra side dish of food.
Upon Terror Mountain's snowy, but lovely, slope
Gorgeous was all a-flutter with hope
The tiny cold all her friends could cope
With their fur, and none of them
Had said to the invitation "nope".
She went to sleep feeling at ease
Wrapping herself against the light breeze
And stifling a cute sneeze
After a midnight snack of cheese.
But when she awoke, lo and behold
The air was completely frozen with cold
And even the picnic blanket she could not fold
And without a coat, outside she was not bold.
The Snowager had ravaged the pinata,
Candy lay everywhere
And Gorgeous had forgotten
The cake without a care
It was burnt, even the whipped topping pear
And she pouted and moaned
And yelled it wasn't fair.
But the worst was yet to come
For she couldn't walk
Because her legs were numb
But to the cold she would not succumb
And she thought her reservation
For skiing would bring some.
But, no, the lodge was snowed in
And all that could be seen was a red bin
Gorgeous thought she must
Have commited some sin
And the unfairness
She didn't know where to begin.
Everything was a mess,
And when her friends came
She knew her popularity was gone,
And so was her fame
And she apologized to each by name
And they said it all the same.
Then one Island Usul, her name was 101_smile
Said that making a party
On Terror Mountain was futile
And with her nose sticking out of her warm pile
Said they could all come and have a party
On the warm beaches of Mystery Isle.
So in the end they did get to play
And have fun and get warm
In the immortal sun of May
On Mystery Island
Where everyone shouted hooray
For that day was the best day
In the history of Usul Day.
The slopes are full of snow
And the mountain peaks are high
The sun is really shining
Not a cloud up in the sky
The Usuls are excited
and they flash each other grins
For today is the day
that the skiing season begins
A proud little Usul
Rides up to the mountain peak
He's known for all his fancy tricks
Each year they are unique
He arrives up at the Mountain top
And pushes himself off fast
He has a new trick up his sleeve
That will not be surpassed
He gathers up speed
As he prepares to do his trick
But he hits a patch of dark ice
And his skis begin to slip
He hits a large mogul
And is launched into the air
Gasps are heard from the viewers
As they cry out in despair
The Usul is freaking out
He's supposed to be a pro
He closes his eyes and mutters
As he lands into the snow
His little head pops out
and his mouth opens into a gap
He looks around at everyone
as they begin to clap
He climbs out of his snow bank
and his body feels real sore
Then he gives a weak smile
as the crowd calls for, "Encore!"
Do you have a mystery to be solved?
I know an Usul that will have it dissolved!
Keen, smart, and fast as light itself
Her eyes able to spot
even the smallest hair on the top shelf
Where even the best police fail
Shylock Usulski will prevail
Her mind a-twirling with the recent cases
Her memory holds a thousand faces
Each case she treats like her first
She has caught and sent away Neopia's worst
Holding her looking glass, inspecting every inch
She's the one you call when you're in a pinch
So when you have an unsolveable case
Shylock Usulski will win your race
Never having sent a case away
She is the one who will never stray!
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