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Ode to the Maraquan Draik
Beneath the depths,
All murky and blue
A flash of white,
Orange, and purple, too!
Swimming, curving, quick with ease,
Caring naught who you are,
Just willing to please,
A twist, a turn,
A trick that's quick to learn.
Long whiskers upon its face,
Only add to their beauty and grace.
Sharp spines adorn their back,
Making up for the wings they lack,
They still fly, just not the way you think,
It's true, really, now don't blink,
For the water's their sky,
See, they don't like the dry,
And would rather play
In the sea all day.
Where they can have their fun,
And look up to the sun,
Until the next flash...
Then they are gone.
Once there was an ancient Geb,
Who insisted that he wasn't fat.
Sutek the Geb he was called,
Buried in his wealthy hall.
The day he fell they put him in,
For he was their greatest kin.
Wise and brave and cool and strong,
It's a pity he didn't live very long.
In the desert he called his home,
All his subjects cried and moaned.
And so it was they honored him,
With nice parades and tons of din.
The Gebmid was his pyramid tomb,
Fall two blocks the bomb goes boom.
Swap the tiles that are side by side,
Don't forget to watch your hide!
The word adjacent is hard to rhyme,
Be reminded there's no time.
Different symbols help your score,
Combinations increase it more.
The lucky coin will save the day,
"Break the code, you're rich!" they say.
Best of luck and skill to all,
May you break that coded wall.
Blue and purple spots are in
Those Chokatos are always
On the fashion trends
Spiked green hair you see more and more
The Chokato has got
Green spiked leaves galore!
And all the Neopets will sigh:
"Oh Chokato, what a guy..."
Because the Chokato is popular
Chokato doesn't have a mouth to talk
Or even feet to walk the walk
He just sits there
All the Neopets follow suit
Marveling at this popular fruit
They go to the Rainbow Pool
And get painted up
They go to the Fashion Boutique
To get green hair spiked up
And Chokato just sits there in wait
"Wait till I change my colors...
This'll be great!"
Worse Than You!
Welcome to Neopia's greatest game show!
No, it's not "Better Than You".
"Better Than You" is so dumb and so lame.
This is "Worse Than You"!
Every week we feature a contestant,
Who stunk SO bad at a game
They could lose to you with their hands
Tied behind their back!
How'd you like to play Ginny the Usul?
She got eight points in Grand Theft Ummagine.
What about Adee, the Ice Cream Factory's Chia?
Points in Faerie Cloud Racers: Nineteen!
Cap'n Threelegs scored five points
In the space game, Frumball!
JarbJarb got ten points from Warf Rescue Team!
(His Warf stack was only one Warf tall.)
Mr. Chuckles's score in Meerca Chase
Is a "colossal" twenty-two!
And Mr. Lupid got a mere six points
In Advert Attack, it's true!
So come one, come all
To Neopia's greatest game show!
BTY is so Year Four.
WTY is now, so come on. Go!
Osiri's Pottery Shoppe
Questing to liven
Our humble abode
I trooped to the Desert
In reluctant shopping mode
An assortment of shops!
Oh where to begin?
So I gathered my nerves
And picked one and walked in
And that's when I saw her
Bedecked in gold rings
White silk and bangles
Among other things
I told her my problem,
My pets did agree,
Our Neohome was dull!
It was too much for me!
So she led me down
A long row of pots
Vases and urns
Oh, my! There were lots!
She stopped all of a sudden
What had made her pause?
Then she pointed out
An eye motif vase
I clapped in delight
The vase was great!
But just then I noticed
The black Osiri's plate
So torn, I was!
Between the two
So I gave in and bought both
Wouldn't you, too?
It was later I noticed
The price of vase and plate
Now we eat only omelettes
With a sarcastic, "Aren't these great?"
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