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Plumbeard the Battler
He is a vicious Kyrii on Krawk Island
To fight and challange on the sand
Plumbeard learned on the high seas
To fight with his eye that cannot see
An attack Pawkeet is on his side
It is like a Black Pteri living by tides
Even when he is not in his ship
He uses a cannon to make others flip
He also has an extremly stinky pot
That melts ice that enemies have got
Then he has a death sabre which that
Is his weapon in hand-to-hand combat
Finally, he has his glass eye for fights
It is actually his main weapon of might
So if you fall on this place with me
Don't get into a fight with this Kyrii!
Stan the Kyrii
Poor hungry Stan the Kyrii
Has to steal his food then flee
Because those pesky guards
Chase him around for yards
He does not steal for fun
But he always has to run
Or it's to the jail he goes
From those Elephante guard foes
What is a Neopet to do?
When you don't eat you're through
So it's be chased and live on
Or starve and be gone
His little hat full of tricks
His head begins to tick
I know how to get them
I'll look just like him
When I use this potion
In just one motion
I can steal my food
And look like a guard, too!
writing this poem about
my favourite pet it is one that
most neopians sometimes forget it's
fine qualities you see in every feature make
this the most marvelous neopets creature a long
sweeping mane cascading down its back a witty fun
nature that other neopets lack a cheeky grin they
are so cute, happy natured and generous
to boot they're smart clever
what a fine pet when
creating to pick they travel
as they are sociable
chaps so friendly and
chatty but don't get them ratty
because in battle they excel with
after a while you'll start seeing
dots they are always clean
with their hair free from
muck if you mess with their do then
I wish you good luck it is after all
their pride and joy better than owning the
most expensive toy do you know
which pet I speak of yet if not
here's a clue if they eat
an apple they go to the vet the green fruit
gives them something quite nasty a
disease that makes them feel terribly scratchy there
are a few famous ones of whom I am a great fan here are
some names you might recognise
Capara Kyruggi and Stan I think
I have made my point
so I'll hurry up and say
the pet I speak of so highly are celebrating their
existence today yes you were right it is the Kyrii it's pretty
simple you see I love them to bits they should
be great hits personally I own three hiphip
hurray it's finally
A Kyrii Hairdo!
You may have stood in front of a mirror,
Preened yourself with love
But have you ever seen a Kyrii's way,
Something quite a different shove
Kyrii have pampered paws,
Plus warm and silky fur,
But Kyrii love their hair the most
Boy or girl, his or her.
They flash in front of lights,
Waving their hair about,
Holding in one paw a comb,
In case they don't pout
They'll wash their hair for hours,
Right down to the ends,
They'll prim it with conditioner
And straighten out the bends
They'll fashion out some highlights,
And heat the hair to crisp
Then spray it with some special herbs,
And mousse it with white wisp
And in the end of all this work,
The Kyrii goes to play,
Too bad when one hair gets out of line,
Once again, they fix all day!
Capara the Kyrii
Wow, look at that long red hair
Mine's so mousy, it's not fair!
She combs through every strand
With that gold brush in her hand.
Time to play Cheat!
I heard she's hard to beat.
However, we didn't even start
And I see she's not very smart!
Oh, this is way too easy
Capara just played a three.
But weren't there already four
That she just ignored?
A victory was soon mine
Oh Capara, please don't whine!
How about another game?
"Sure!" she exclaimed.
This Kyrii cheats every round
Maybe she's just messing around.
Almost immediately, I won again
She looked mad as a wet hen.
I will rub it in her face
To much of my disgrace.
She has a bad attitude
But I can be just as rude.
That's because I want that mane
I even dyed mine red in vain.
She is also a big Cheat! star
Which I think is pretty bizarre.
I'd do anything for her hair
She flips it with such flair.
I watch her comb through every strand
With that gold brush in her hand.
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