The Raiders of Maraqua
By Dilsbc

A raider of Maraqua
Must be brave and strong,
To fight the jealous locals
They're nice people, don't get me wrong.

A raider of Maraqua
Has to be real intelligent
Or else he (or she) won't find treasure,
And that's a pointless hunt!

Use your weapons wisely,
And do your job well,
Go get rich, raider,
We all say "Farewell!"

So once you've trapped the natives,
And collected some gold, too
Prepare yourself, my raiding friend,
Now it's time for Level Two!

Snowberry Delight
By x_loser_kid_x

Now you can keep your Faerie toast
And your chocolate cookies
I don't want your Cybunny slippers
Or any angel Chia plushies

I'll refuse your garden gnomes
Without any fight
Because what I really want
Is snowberry delight!

You're spongy and soft
Covered in ripe snowberries
Not sickly bananas
Or minute red cherries.

Now I wouldn't say no
To a plain Faerie cake
And to refuse a Negg cream cookie
Would be quite a mistake

If Neopia was to hold
A food judging contest
It's obvious snowberry delight
Would come out best!

Now I end this poem
As the time is right
For everyone to go eat
Their snowberry delight!

The Warf Rescue Team
By Wolfofthewoods

Kadoatie, Kadoatie,
Where are you?
Did you get stuck in a tree?

Kadoatie, Kadoatie,
Can't you get down?
Do you need to be rescued by me?

I'll send a whole troupe of Warfs,
Who can fly high as Whoots,
And are as short as dwarves.

They'll bounce into the sky,
High, higher, high,
Stacking upon each others' heads,

And if three do fall,
Land with a thump,
Then the one helping you shall be dead!

Watch out for those evil,
Awful things,
Don't have ears, just eyes, no wings,

They will throw acorns at thee,
But don't be afraid,
We'll come to your aid,
Us Warfs will get you down from the tree!

Ode to Slorg
By Eugol

Of any creature in Neopia,
A Slorg I'd choose to get.
I don't care if it'd cost me thousands
And put me into debt!

Slorgs are clever creatures,
They always bring me joy!
Like when I said, "Hello, there!"
One made "a ghastly moaning noise."

With eyes like great big golf balls,
And skin like, well... just guess...
I'm surprised more people don't own them;
They really are the best!

Now you can see as I do -
How Slorgs are really great
Maybe now you'll purchase one,
The Petpet Store awaits!

Honey Potion, Sticky Legend!
By Toms_a_pitcher

There is a bottle of sap so sweet,
Whom no enemy dares to eat.
Full of earthy, secret blend,
'Twill bring about the battle's end!

Illusen within Meridell deep,
Will hand this over rather cheap.
If honey potion is what you need,
Merely do just as she pleads.

Thirty-six quests will promptly show,
Honey potion's golden glow.
Then in the 'Dome you'll use its might,
To win your every single fight!

Carefully uncork the jar,
Take a bit, then hurl it far!
Once a battle you can throw,
This sticky, sappy, liquid flow!

Catch your foe in sticky strings,
For to their pet this potion clings.
Keep this potion right in hand,
To glue them down where they stand!