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TUSKANINNY DAY SPECIAL
Hi, I'm the owner of the Smoothie Shop,
All of them will make you feel tip top.
I serve them in large, mega, and small,
They're tasty so you must try them all!
Fruits are the world's biggest key,
To make the greatest shake or smoothie.
Like tomatoes, lemons, and blueberries,
They are loved by all Neopets and Faeries.
Try our classic large original kiwi,
Or have a rasmelon that's the favorite of me.
Splime and chocomato are wacky flavors,
They're still great and make you want to savor.
Next time you come over to fill your belly,
Have the delicious ice creamy jelly!
After your very smart purchase I shall say,
Have a really happy Tuskaninny Day!
The Wisest Tuskininny
Find the Royal Palace of Sakhmet,
if a wise Tuskaninny you seek.
There you will find Senator Palpus,
a man of pride, who's very unique.
He's an old retired general,
who stayed very good friends with the king.
Palpus has many thoughts for changes,
such wonders his ideas bring.
Although he is always found eating,
and his bulk grows larger by the day,
he loves telling tales of the army,
and hopes to be on the field again one day.
Showing off his army medals,
his listeners stare in awe.
Beside his ever-growing weight,
it is very hard to find a flaw.
So, even though their King is gone,
things will continue to get better.
The Lost Desert keeps improving,
if only he could make it wetter!
As I'm walking through Terror Trove,
In this icy tundra grove,
I spot a game that catches my eye,
Something I'd definitely like to try!
As I walk up, I see a Neopet,
None that I have ever met!
A Tuskaninny was it was called,
And citizens for its game were what he hauled!
He introduced me to his game,
Cliffhanger was its name...
I said, why not? It's worth a shot!
I'll give all I've got!
So I started out on hard,
And though my brain is sharp as a shard,
I just couldn't fulfill this phrase,
Stuck inside this letter maze!
I look up to the host,
I see his eyes, ready to boast!
Once again someone lost in his test,
I lost like all the rest.
To this day, I admire his quiz,
I admire that he's so successful in word biz,
I thought I would outsmart them all,
I thought I would watch them all fall!
But the Tuskaninny proved me wrong,
He showed they have a whole different song,
Now, I respect their ways,
And I know I'll think that for the rest of my days!
Little Timmy the Tuskaninny
He looks around the table
He isn't very able
From his crooked smile
The others can tell he's vile
One seven he calls
The card accidentially falls
Oh no, the jig is up!
He curls into a lump
They all know it's a Queen
Little Timmy begins to lean
"Cheat!" Brucey calls
Little Timmy begins to bawl
He plays to look cool
Really they think he is a fool
He picks up all the cards
Why is this game so hard?
He whines and whimpers
Flicks his back flipper
I guess no luck today
Maybe he shouldn't play
A game of Cheat! another day!
Happy Tuskaninny Day
"How it is so hot,
On this day of Swimming?"
I think I might go buy a smoothie,
As my sunburns keep a' stinging,
So I trudged to the Smoothie Store,
To see a good ol' guy,
My favourite Tuskaninny on his day,
But there was nothing left to buy,
I gave him greetings anyhow,
And a few Neopoints to spare,
Then in return he pulled out his stock,
Just to show his care.
A large original kiwi smoothie,
Mega splime smoothie, or maybe in small,
I just couldn't choose to decide,
So instead I bought them all,
I gave one to my good ol' pal,
With his POWER SHAKE! shirt,
Then I felt kind of sad when,
The other Tuskaninnys looked hurt.
So I sucked in my pride,
Stepped high off the ground,
Gave them a cheer,
And bought each a round,
I jumped up on my chair to cheer,
"Happy Tuskaninny Day, to all of you!"
Then I gulped down my drink in a yell,
"And all the great smoothies, too!!!"
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