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KAU DAY SPECIAL
The Silly Kau Ode
Silly, willy pinky Kau
Zippy, zappy electric Kau
Goo-goo, gaa-gaa baby Kau
Let's make an ode to Kaus right now!
Wispy, fuzzy cloudy Kau
Scorchy, dusty desert Kau
Ring-a-dingy Christmas Kau
Let's get this going with a big, big POW!
Razza-matazza disco Kau
Pixie, wixie Faerie Kau
Soft and cuddly plushie Kau
There's a few more that we'll allow!
Zurple, jurple purple Kau
Silent, hidden shadow Kau
Blacky, whitey spotted Kau
Why are you raising your eyebrow?
Blazey, hazy fire Kau
A very square-y checkered Kau
The android-cyborg-robot Kau
We'll get through this ode somehow
Roy G. Biv-y rainbow Kau
Bone-chilling Halloween Kau
Streaky, liney stripy Kau
We're almost ready to say, "Ciao!"
There's an ode to Kaus for you
Recently added: brown Kau... moo!
You might ask, "Where's the last?"
A starry Kau is never outclassed!
Kaus In Green Pastures
How I adore the cute little Kau;
Such a gentle, loving creature!
With two little horns and stripes all around,
Her large, soulful eyes her greatest feature.
I love to watch her graze
In pastures green and lush.
Nibbling here and nibbling there;
Faerie bean plants her jaws do crush.
And late at night when it's time for sleep,
You may hear the gentle strains
Of Kaus softly singing lullabies
Across the lonesome plains.
They'll softly sing, "Mooooooo,"
Under the starlit skies.
It is such a lovely melody
That it may bring tears to your eyes.
And in the morn when the Kaus awake
They'll begin to play;
Running across those fields so green
As they greet the brand new day.
The Kau is such a wonderful pet;
It's sad to always see them roam.
Do they really like to wander
Or are they just looking for a good home?
The Need to be Painted
When I adopted my red Kau
She was a plain old red
She asked me why
She couldn't be Faerie instead
I showed her the cost
Of a Faerie paint brush
I said, "There's lots of time to earn one,
What's your big rush?"
"Because Damiensevil's been painted
A bright electric blue
Even Storm_Cloud is too!"
My heart felt heavy
To see her so sad.
That's how I knew she wanted
To be painted real bad.
So I searched and I searched
And finally found
A cheap morphing potion
Lying right on the ground.
She was super excited
Over what I had found
When I opened the top,
She just gulped it right down!
Her fur started to change
From a dark burgundy red
To a light sky blue with
Little pink stripes instead!
When it was all over
She stood there looking dazed
But when I saw her new look
I was utterly amazed.
She looked down at her hooves
And her eyes started to tear
Then she looked up at me
And grinned from ear to ear
"Thank you!" she said
"I'm so beautiful now!
Won't everyone be jealous
That I'm now a Striped Kau?"
I apologized to her
For not making her Faerie
She just brushed it off
And said, "Thank you for caring!"
Have you ever seen
The beauty of a Neopian Kau?
Have you witnessed her elegant horns
Or natural know-how?
A Kau can astound you
With her gentle speech and grace
And she'll truly melt your heart
With her sweet little face
Kaus are amazing creatures with smarts to boot
They have eyes and ears with senses acute
They carefully listen to everything one does say
And with their eyes they can spot a needle in hay
Kauvara has created one of
The most powerful potions around
Her little shop in Neopia Central
Is one highly renowned
You can go there to chat,
Or to buy some cool potions
Ingredients come from everywhere,
From islands and oceans
Kalora the Kau is well known in Cheat!
If you're up against her, you're sure to be beat
She has the ability to sniff out a fallacy
She can also just look at you
And tell if you're antsy
The Kau Seer is the most mystical of all
She can tell you the future,
Or what happened last fall
With her magical crystal ball she knows who lies
Her poker face around others,
However, is her biggest prize
Kaus may not be the most popular of pets
But with their wonderful traits,
They're surely the best
So Kau owners around, today you delight
Love them, spoil them, and hug your Kaus tight!
There are many kitchen-challenged Neopets
Who would never touch a hairnet
But there is one pet who could cap all the rest
It's Lily the Kau, it's cooking she does best
Being the gracious Kau that she is
She's willing to tell us all the secret of cooking-biz
"There's one recipe that's the apple of my eye,
And that's the one and only Kau Pie!
First you add the filling to the crust
It's quite easy to find, and for the pie it's a must.
Simply roam the lands of Neopia far and wide,
Through all the dirt you must sift
And sooner or later you will find
A freshly laid Kau gift.
Now a pie without topping, is easily incomplete
Just add a bag of flies,
To make the pie a worthy treat.
But why stop here?
There's so many more toppings near.
Yank some grass from just beyond the thicket
Sprinkle some of this on top; that's the ticket
Or maybe add some dandelions,
They're a useful weed
Then again a nice substitute is fresh Kau feed.
Now just pop it in the oven
Soon it will be your pie,
That everyone will be lovin'
The sweet fragrance will soon be drifting
It gives me the chills it's so uplifting!"
Now you've heard it from the expert herself,
It's the recipe for Kau pies
That's sitting on her shelf
Something a bit unusual;
When she asks someone to a Kau Pie dine
They usually say, "Er... maybe some other time."
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