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QUIGGLE DAY SPECIAL

Jamie the Joker
By Arachneafemella

Jamie the Quiggle loved to tell jokes
To all of his ladies and all of his blokes.
He told knock-knocks and he also loved puns
About Kois and tigersquash iced buns.

Everyone loved this delightful pet,
They agreed he was
The craziest Quiggle they'd met!
He was a goofball and he was a clown--
When he started to chuckle,
The whole city would come down!

At a party one fateful Quiggle Day,
He spun a story about his best fried Jay.
"Jay really is a great sort of guy--
From his funny shoes to his ugly tie!"

Well, nobody likes being mocked like that!
He headed for the door and put on his hat.
"Your jokes are just as rotten as you!"
And Jamie the Quiggle went from yellow to blue.

"I was just being funny!" he called out the door.
Jay looked back at him, apparently sore.
"You need to know
The difference, Jamie, between--
Being humorous and being downright mean!"

So Jamie learned not to make fun of his bud.
He stuck to stories about Chias and mud.
So on this Quiggle Day, remember one rule:
Be nice to your Quiggles, never insulting or cruel!

Oh Quiggle!
By Mellowyellosi

Oh glorius Quiggle
So deft, and so daring!
I love your huge smile,
And your heart... always caring.
Your feet are so cute,
And your toes so round...
I'm sure you can run fast,
And jump high off the ground.
With your cute rounded eyes,
And your adorable smile,
Why don't you stay, Quiggle,
At least for a while?

You make my pets happy,
And me? I'm fantastic!
A Quiggle for me?
Never thought I could ask it!
For Quiggles are rare,
And are pets to be treasured.
Their elation is plentiful,
And their love can't be measured!
Everyone should have one,
To hug and hold tight.
Mine? I'm not budging,
I'll defend her with might!
For she is my baby... my pet, my dear!
And this Quiggle ain't movin',
I'm keeping her here!!

Quinton The Quiggle
By _Stardust

Quinton the Quiggle doesn't like me,
I've come to that conclusion
Quinton the Quiggle doesn't like me,
This is not an illusion

He gives me healthy stuff, like green beans
And frankly, I find that quite mean
All I want is some yummy chocolate
So why doesn't his shop stock it?

"Why," I ask myself, as I sit on the ground
"Does Quinton the Quiggle hate me?"
This made me frown
"I know what I'll do," I said getting up
"I'll march right to Neopia Central,
Right down to his shop!"
He must give me a double chocolate pie
For if he doesn't, I'll poke him right in the eye!

"I want a chocolate!
Cookies and more!"
Quinton laughed so hard
He fell to the floor.
"Don't laugh at me!" I said
Becoming very impatient.
Quinton reached behind his head
And gave me calcium supplement.

Quinton the Quiggle doesn't like me,
I've come to that conclusion
Quinton the Quiggle doesn't like me,
This is not an illusion

Quiggle Haikus
By Boomerangele

Quiggle warrior
His boomerang's ablazing
His foe defeated

Happy pond-lover
Splashing at the water's edge
Carefree existence

Rainbow, green and blue
Morphing potions call to you
New Quiggles are born

Veggie-munching frog
Sells his organic produce
Quinton the Quiggle

Remember this day
In the Month of Relaxing
Hurray! Quiggle Day!

Quiggle Pie
By Plushieowner

Spooky Food Shop, may I ask you a query?
About what is the content of a Quiggle pie?
Well here is my theory.

It is so obvious to the human eye.
There's more Quiggle than actual pie.
That you surely can't deny?

The pastry is baked of course, not fried.
This product was tried and tested.
Though were some concerns
About Neopet cruelty requested?

Convenient to buy for any Neopian,
Still available on the Spooky Food Shop shelf.
To save being eaten
Can't a Quiggle protect itself?

At one gourmet dinner,
The Grundo Chef thought his meal
Was going to be a winner.
So we went over like it was such a big deal.

He had a challenge to do something different
To make the next big gourmet hit?
But he didn't know his experiment
Would get the big dummy spit.

So one night,
He started serving it up legs and all sticking out.
The ladies at the dinner faint with fright,
Making everyone else scream and shout.

Though one Neopet smiled and a mouthful he ate,
He picked up and licked his plate.
"Aren't there any other
Gourmet Club pets about?"
He sighed with a degree of doubt.

As he digested,
The guests protested.
One other Neopet stood up and spoke,
The silence of the guests in panic broke.

"You are all too scared to try new things!
I feel like Quiggle tonight!"

The whole room ran out of sight.

Soon after everyone left,
By themselves they had a ball.
The secret of making friends?
A serving of hot Quiggle pie, that's all.



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