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Come on, come on, get off that couch!
Let's go play Kacheek Seek, don't miss out!
You hide first, anywhere you wish,
I'll find you easy,
As quick as you can say, "fish"!
I'll sit here,
Covering my eyes,
I'll count to ten,
Hurry up and hide!
Ready or not, here I come!
Could you be behind that tree?
Could it be that easy?
Perhaps I better take a look,
I can't let you get off the hook!
No, you're not there,
Where are you, oh where?!
This is harder than I thought,
It is, it is, by a lot!
I wish I could just give up,
I'm not having any luck!
But I can't let you win!
Perhaps you'd give me a hint?
Are you even here,
Or are you cheating?
Probably still at home,
Sitting and eating!
Stuck in the Pound
Oh the tales from across the sea,
of a wonderful fruit machine,
and an island that's always sunny,
where you eat all the fruit that you please.
But I can't go anywhere
'cause I'm stuck in the pound,
right beside a green Lupe hound,
he sings happy songs when I get down,
and watch the clock all day go 'round.
Oh but if I could travel, and see the world afar,
and eat exotic food like eyeballs in a jar,
and look up at night to see the stars,
but all I can see right now are these bars.
A cage is no place for a Skeith like me,
oh how I wish that I could break free,
once I tried, but just hurt my knee,
I fear that imprisioned I'll forever be.
I ate a Spardel, that's why I'm here,
I guess a guy that eats petpets is something to fear,
my owner got rid of me, and didn't shed a tear,
just talked to Dr. Death
and gave me a boot in my rear.
But I know someone out there wants a Skeith,
a yellow one with big sharp teeth,
no more petpets would I eat,
I'll promise to be good and always sweet.
These Games Are Too Hard!
Cellblock's much too strainful
As I urge my brain to think;
Number Five is right behind me,
And my victory's down the sink!
Cheat is really getting gruesome!
Too much thinking, much too hard.
'Cause that Eyrie's trying to get me
When I lay down a wrong card.
Meerca Chase is such a waste
If you play it much at all,
It doesn't really get much more fun
When you're heading towards a wall!
If Meristones is the game to play,
Then a good player I am not.
Because it's kind of hard to win
When more stones are in his slot.
200 Meter Peanut Dash
Is definitely not the way to go;
'Cause Puppyblew can't catch that peanut
If your fingers are getting slow.
If you really want a challenge,
Try your hand at Feeding Florg;
Feed him Kadoatie and the Hasees
'Cause he says, "I no like Slorg."
Woe is me if you should ever
Submit a caption to get a prize;
If you were ever told it's easy,
You believed a bunch of lies.
I've never had a poem pasted,
And I can't stand it any more!
I'm sending another once again
To get what I sent it for.
So do you catch my meaning?
These games are way too tough,
They're hard and really strainful,
And just a little bit too rough.
But I'll win at them all one day!
I'll beat them all and become the best.
And as I once read in a caption,
"Are you gonna eat the rest?"
Eliv Thade, so you say,
your soul was left unforgiven,
burned by the light of day.
Unable to rest,
you wander your castle,
not sleeping until you are the best.
your mind is in shambles,
and your eyes full of bane.
Within the wicked twist of your mind,
you toy with poor Ginny,
clasping her in your bind.
Will her world come to an end,
by such a horror,
her being unable to contend?
Or will she be able,
to banish your soul,
turning your existence into a fable?
Eliv Thade, your day will come,
and then you will see,
what is to be free.
Thinkway Toy Factory
There's a brand-new shop
that's just opened in town
And it's the top destination
for those Neopia-bound
It's called the Thinkway Toy Factory
and there you can see what to buy!
some that shout, some that cry.
I look in the window, my mouth open wide
I just can't wait to step inside!
Piles of Shoyrus and Myncies galore
There's Unis and Scorchios
even Kougras and more!
Finally, I see on the very best aisle:
One last Aisha with a big glowing smile
I hand over my money and grab that small toy
And with a bounce in my step and a giggle of joy
I march my new voice-activated Aisha home
Now I'll never have to be alone!
For my Aisha will talk to me as I fall asleep
With soothing songs and high-pitched beeps
It'll come to school and come to the park
It'll sing its name out as the sun fades to dark
We'll watch movies and shows and sing out of key
It will always be you, Aisha, you here with me.
So thank you, Thinkway, for giving me the latest
In high-tech toys: boy, this is the greatest!
Me and my Aisha are two of a kind
Thinkway, you've made the ties that bind.
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