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Cellblock
By Diabolicalpenguin

Square after square,
Cell after cell,
Where Vex will go,
No one can tell.

He knows all the tricks,
He knows where to go.
Losing to him
Costs me lots of dough.

But sometimes, you see,
When I really try
I manage to win,
But I usually die.

Though Darigan's game
Is not on a clock,
It's not so easy
To win at Cellblock.

Gross Foods
By Lil_Prancer

Gross Foods
Fruit fly surprise,
Brings water to your eyes,
Flavored fish on a stick,
Makes you feel sick,
That lice rice,
Doesn't taste nice,
Fantastic fly pie,
Makes you want to cry,
Rancid old meat,
Is not a good treat,
Mustard ice cream,
Makes everyone scream,
Pasta and eyes,
Is a food that you'll despise,
Chewing dung,
Isn't good on your tongue,
And Rock sprouts,
Make you want to pout,
So don't feed these to your pet,
It's something you'll regret!

Eliv Thade
By JECIV24

Poor old Eliv Thade
Always thought he had it made
He was the best at all the puzzles
Thought everyone else was dumber than fuzzles

Then one day came a really smart slave
Who gave Eliv his puzzle with a wave
Eliv thought
this won't take long
But it turns out he was very wrong

He never did solve it and soon went mad
Everyone left him scared and sad
Eventually Eliv died in his home
Still unsettled his ghost does roam

You enter the castle to get some sleep
You don't make a sound not even a peep
Suddenly though the door slams shut
You are trapped inside, but with what?

You are scared when you move down the hall
Then a jumbled word appears on the wall
An anagram, you've done them before
But you'd better say it right to get through the door

Something tells you to keep on going
You keep shouting the puzzles out without knowing
You have to get them all right and do better than your best
So that eventually you can put Eliv Thade to his rest

Darigan's Rejoicing
By majinraikan

"The war is over!" said Lord Darigan,
"The magical orb is now ours again,
So rejoice my minions and rejoice well,
For King Skarl has fallen, and with him Meridell."

"It was a long war, with many casualties,
But it was worth it to see them on their knees,
So rejoice my minions, and rejoice well,
For King Skarl has fallen and with him Meridell."

"Against all odds, we did not waver,
Even when the war was in Meridell's favor,
So rejoice my minions, and rejoice well,
For King Skarl has fallen, and with him Meridell."

"From Jeran to Morris to the Castle Defender,
We beat them one by one,
I bet they regret that we had ever met,
Now that the war is done."

"From the Draconian Skeith to the Elementals,
You fought hard and well,
So let us rejoice, for their forces have fallen,"
Said Lord Darigan atop his citadel.

"So rejoice my minions, and rejoice loud,
For the Meridell forces, they fell,
So rejoice my minions and rejoice proud,
For King Skarl is defeated, and all is well."

Bad Boochi
By ember188

Boochi, what did you have to
go and do that for?
You better not show your face
around here anymore!
I swear if you point that ray gun
at my pets just one more time,
I'll do something far, far worse
than shout at you in rhyme!

Boochi you come back here,
you little twerp you!
I'll paint you ghost without a brush,
yeah, that's what I'll do!
Fire your ray gun one more time,
if you doubt that it's true.
Boochi you come back here,
you little twerp you!

Your aim was so close,
it scared me half to death!
Saw you on a random event,
and took a great big breath.
You missed by just a hair,
just an inch closer and
You'd see my big tough battle pet,
making castles in the sand!

Boochi you come back here,
you little pain you!
I'm gonna make you into
Baby Bruce stew.
If you zap my Faerie pet,
I don't know what I'll do.
Boochi you come back here,
you little pain you!

Even though you have,
two cute, blue button eyes,
and a smile so sweet
it could brighten cloudy skies.
Even though I could hang a frame,
with your picture in it,
that doesn't give you any right--
Hey now! Wait a minute!

Boochi you come back here,
you little cutie you!
You know what I said just now,
isn't really true.
I might pinch your little cheeks a bit,
but that's the most I'd do.
Boochi you come back here,
you little cutie you!



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