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A Purple Secret By Zammm2000

Lenny Day was an ordeal for me,
I'm glad that it's now through;
You see, my pet was outraged,
And miserable too.

My pet, he has a problem
With Lennies everywhere,
And all their worldly arguments
Won't change his mind a hair.

You see, he has a hatred
Of Lennies (to the core!)
"But why?" you ask? That's private;
It's a spot that's really sore.

But it's such a funny story,
I can't hold it inside.
I'll tell you, but please promise
That this won't spread far and wide.

Lupercus, you see,
Is a Lab Ray pet, it's true.
One stormy night I took him there,
The Ray flashed on, KABOOM!

And standing there quite speechless,
In horror and in shock,
Was a purple bird, a Lenny,
With great big orange spots!

And even though it's not his fault,
He's never lived it down.
So Lennies should tread cautiously,
When this pet is around!

7th Place By _Dramatica_

He sits inside the Beauty Contest
Eyes encompassed in flame
He wanted to look so wonderful
Yet no one knows his name

This fact, it does perturb him
This he knows to be so
He wanted to win so badly
A truth no one seems to know

His owner, he tried
Tried the best he possibly could
Attempted to get votes for his pet
But sadly, no one would

So now, the Shoyru sits
Yet now feels no remorse
For he knows in his heart that soon
There will be another contest, of course!

The Shoyru looks into the mirror
The future he quietly anticipates
Next week his owner will try harder
And for this he can not wait!

Artsy Angelpuss By Champisachamp

Oh Angelpuss of mine,
please come inside.
You've been out all day,
sculpting away.

I've seen your work,
and I should know,
how you're the best
at sculpting snow.

You capture feelings
from your heart,
and turn them into
snowy art.

How your sculptures shine,
shine with all might,
they glimmer in day,
and awake at night.

I'll never know,
how you do it.
You make it seem,
there's nothing to it.

I look forward to next year,
to see your new works,
but for now,
they may disappear.

Here comes spring,
the snow all gone.
At least now,
you can work on a song.

No matter what condition,
your abilities shine through.
No matter what season,
I'll always be impressed by you.

My Angelpuss!

The Evil Rainbow Buzz Toy By Too_kule

There once was a Koi,
With a rainbow Buzz toy,
It belonged to his old Uncle Fred.
One night fast asleep,
The Koi got a creep,
The toy was alive on his bed.

Its eyes glowed so bright,
It'd give you a fright,
Clinging and clanging around.
The Koi woke with a start,
Hand over his heart.
And hit the toy onto the ground.

The toy got upset,
And made the boy fret,
It ran up and hit his clothes bin.
It made lots of noise,
And threw other toys,
And bit the poor Koi's green tail fin.

The Koi woke from his dream,
And started to scream,
He made such an almighty roar.
He stopped for a bit,
And gathered his wit,
The Koi promised to play with it more.

Pity on the Snowager By Mrs_fluff

On a pile of treasure and everything nice
Sits a snow worm, the Snowager,
In a cave made of ice.
People come from all over
To see if he's asleep,
And maybe snag an item
From his precious keep.

His pile of goods
That he so closely guards
Forms his unpleasant bed;
Cold, bumpy, and hard.
Should you try to steal his items,
He'll be angry indeed.
But surely that stuff
The great beast doesn't need!

He's majestic and wondrous,
He rules the Battledome,
Yet he's not one to roam,
And never ever leaves his home.
If he were feeling down,
Then you never would know it.
When he's bored or depressed,
He tries not to show it.

Some people say
That his heart's made of ice,
But I think on the inside,
He's really quite nice.
But his life is centered
Around all his junk,
So he spends his days guarding it,
And his dreams are all sunk.

So he doesn't get out
Of the cave, never leaves.
He knows that his things
Will be taken by thieves.
It's not that he wants
To just sit and be lazy,
But his love for his stuff
Is driving him crazy!

So the poor beast just lies there.
What a stale life he leads.
I guess he was ruined
By that thing we call greed.
So if you like your items
More than your pets,
Think of the Snowager
And you'll be filled with regrets!



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