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LENNY DAY SPECIAL
I didn't just hear you say that
Take back the insult, unfair
You and me, we'll have a chat
But insult a Lenny? Don't dare.
How can you insult a Lenny,
When they're so sweet and kind?
Of all Neopets, they're most friendly,
And have such a quick clever mind.
I've heard them called unattractive,
But how can you say such a thing?
Their feathers so bright, quite radioactive!
Their hair is fixed with a zing.
Don't you dare insult the Lenny, my friend!
They don't really like it, oh no.
They've started a union, the N.L.A.N.
No Lennies Are Nerds, is their motto.
And have you heard the Lenny band?
They like to be called the Bird Bros
I have to admit, though they're grand,
Their only song is, "Afros."
They care about hair, they really do.
Even an Usul knows that!
Alas, they have feathers, not fur
And that leaves them stuck wearing hats.
So what argument haven't we covered,
That deals with the prosperous Lenny?
Perhaps among things you've discovered,
Is a word that is not worth a penny,
Is a word against my friend the Lenny!
The Lonely Lenny
A warm summer day,
And everything was bright.
The sun shined greatly,
Yet not another Neopet was in sight.
In the park, on top of an old tree,
Lies a lonely yellow Lenny,
Looking for a friend,
And the chance of happiness and glee.
The small sad Lenny
Decided to go for a quiet walk,
Lurking around Neopia, and Happy Valley,
In seach for someone nice enough to talk.
He then wondered to himself a wonder of luck.
When the Lenny slowly turned around,
Feeling a small light touch.
Glancing beside him,
He saw the warm paws of a Polarchuck.
The surprised Lenny stared at the white petpet,
It seemed really friendly, and seemed really furry.
The petpet asked the Lenny to follow it,
And to hurry.
It turned out that the Polarchuck had run away,
It belonged to the Wintery Petpets shop,
But was lonely, so it decided to run away today.
During the day, the lonely Lenny
And the Polarchuck became great friends,
It was great, and surely first class,
That a friendship of Neopets and petpets,
Would surely forever last.
Ode to the Lenny
Lenny, oh Lenny
to see you is rare,
and when people see you,
they tend to stare.
For no one can fathom,
exactly just why
anyone would want you
well, hold you heads up high!
Because Lennies are loyal,
calm and quite bright.
They're peaceful and wise,
though they know how to fight!
Their feathers are glossy,
their beaks, finely kept.
In fact, you might say,
that they're the perfect pet!
For Lennies are grateful,
Lennies are kind
you'll be amazed at how many
treasures they find!
With their eyes so keen,
and their wits so sharp.
They're steadfast and chivalrous,
and brave in the heart.
So if you're looking,
for a pet that's unique,
then adopt a nice Lenny,
they're the pets that you seek!
I don't have a Lenny
But I've always wanted one
I know people who have them
And they say they are lots of fun
Flapping their big wings
And making funny sounds
They are almost always happy
With their jumps and their bounds
There are many books on them
And tons of paint colors too
A chocolate piece or food
And a weapon or two
Try your best at the Conundrum
See what trivia you know
Check out the NeoGreetings
Go get a plushie, go
So go get yourself a Lenny
They have a lot to say
But for me I lack a Lenny
And I regret it to this day
Oh, wonderful Lenny,
with a brain and looks,
How smart you will be,
once done with those books.
Your skinny little body,
and nice fluffy wings,
When you come around,
Every library and Neopet sings.
You may not know this,
but it is true,
That you are admired,
By many Neopets, and their owners, too.
Learn, Lenny, don't stop yet,
Your intelligence is gaining,
Don't let me get in your way,
Whether the sun is shining or if it is raining.
Come on, Lenny, the learner,
You can do it, just try,
And don't stop to ask me,
But, why oh why?
Now I shall tell you,
and this is true,
You need this stuff for the Battledome,
For my pride, and for you.
So, learn Lenny, learn,
Pass your friends in the brain lane,
Because the usefullness is apparent,
And it shall remain the same.
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