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It wiggles, jiggles, squirms, and giggles
Well, maybe not giggles, I think I meant wriggles
It's tasty and pleasing, quite low in fat
And real high in sugar, you need plenty of that
With sculptures, furniture, and flavors adored
If jelly's involved, you'll never be bored
And who says you can't
Make a new kind of fun?
With jelly there's always
Something untried to be done!
How 'bout tunneling or climbing
Or hide and go seek?
Those things are fun
Every day of the week
The stuff's always made a great trampoline
And when you can't make snowmen,
How 'bout jelly figurines?
With jelly the possibilities are endless
Just don't try and understand it
Or you'll knock yourself senseless
The victorious shall get their prizes,
The losers, perilous demises,
Gifts both to the good and bad,
Those who fought not now shall be sad.
Now that'll teach them not to fight,
Scream Scorchios in their full flight,
Happy Lupes howl and bark,
When their new presents make a spark.
As for me though, I'm not well,
Does everyone think gifts are swell?
I'd rather play Bullseye once more,
Or hear Turmaculus' snore.
None of this will ever be,
Again excessible to me,
Although the gifts are simply swell,
I liked my Meridell too well!
As I walk into the woods,
Scary, dark and creepy,
I can see something far away,
But my eyes are just so sleepy,
But I must carry on towards,
The place that I was sent to,
By the evil one I serve,
Who never will say thank you,
Because it is never enough,
He always wants some more,
That's why he sends me to these woods,
Where there are scary things galore,
I have to get the things he wants,
And get out of a maze,
Though I have only little time,
It seems like it takes days,
And after I get out of there,
He just gives me some cash,
And before I can spend it, he
Sends me back to the dash,
Every day I risk my life,
To get my master's potions,
Can't that evil person see,
That I too have emotions?
I hope that one beautiful day,
My master has enough,
And that he will never again,
Ask me to fetch his stuff.
Toys Galore! They're everywhere.
In the couch and on the chair.
Neopets just love them all,
Big, small or even tall.
My Neopets play with their toys,
Toys for girls and boys.
I buy them new ones everyday
And watch them play and play.
To the Toy Store is where I go,
Searching for toys along the row.
The shopkeeper asks if everything's okay,
So I ask for a toy and she shows me the way.
They always treat their toys with care
Whether it's a yo-yo, plushie, or teddy bear.
To see my Neopets smile at me
Is all that I really wish to see.
My Neopets receive their presents, one by one
Whether they weigh one pound or even a ton!
They play with their new toys
With happiness and glee,
And all at once they shout, "Yippee!"
Play a few games, see a few sights
Enjoy a few shows, fight a few fights.
Prizes for beauty, trophies for games.
Be careful out there, for evil maims.
Build a NeoHome, expand your shop!
Start from the bottom, shoot for the top!
Battle for fun but beware of your foe
One must leave happy, the other in woe
Points add up but shops are all around
Take your time browsing,
A better price could be found!
Check out the auction,
But be quick with your bid!
You could think you bid high
But someone else did!
Talk to the wizard, he'll find what you need!
Be aware that some prices reflect owner greed.
Text books, Faerie tales, books of all kind
Reading will surely improve your pet's mind!
Your pet could get sick, then what do you do?
Feed her a potion or cover her in goo.
Not all is safe, there is battle and war,
sadness runs rampant, Meridell is no more.
And the best part of all, the very best reason?
What makes you return season after season?
Your beloved Neopet and your Neofriends, too...
They make Neopia a great escape for you!
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