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Be Gone, Boochi!
Oh, you troublesome little Bruce!
With your silly magic ray;
I can't believe they set you loose
to cause havoc in this way!
Please don't look at me like that so sadly.
I won't let you make her small!
I love my striped Usul madly-
she doesn't want to be a baby at all!
No, please point that some other place!
My Chia is too old, you know.
Look at his cute, quite mature face;
I believe he likes being made of snow!
Boochi, you are a such a pain, my dear.
I really think you should go away!
I am so frightened, for you're no help here.
Please go somewhere else to stay!
Uh-oh... you wouldn't... stop... no!
Don't aim that thing at me!
Wait... stop... I don't want you to go!
I was just kidding, don't you see?
You're grinning, and I don't like it.
Take your flipper off that... ahh!
You rotten little nit-wit...
Goo-goo, hee hee... ga-ga!
Neopia - The coolest planet
Neopia is really full of fun.
Quick, go there now, make sure you run.
Mystery Island is really cool.
But if you go to the Haunted Woods
You are a fool.
Faerieland is my favourite place.
And the Virtupets Space Station
Is out of this space.
Terror Mountain is freezing cold.
Whilst in Tyrannia everything is
Thousands of years old.
Krawk Island is full of crooks.
And in Neopia Central you can buy
All kinds of books.
The destruction in Meridell is so sad.
Still, in the Lost Desert
A lot of fun can be had.
A shame that Maraqua is no longer here.
But rumour has it that Jellyworld will soon appear.
Oh yes, Neopia hasn't bored me yet.
Only problem is that my sleep needs
Are no longer met.
Dreams of Jelly
They tell me of lands I have yet to see
Stretched far across the Neopian Sea
One glistens still, a sweet delight
I dreamed a dream of it this night
A land where everything I touch
Shimmers and glimmers oh so much
A bright, shiny Neopia where I wish to be
Too beautiful to be more than a wild fantasy
But for tales I heard of this glorious land
Monotonous, boring life I could not stand
So I decided there could be no alternative
And purchased a map from an island native
I set out on my task, none too small
To find this beautiful land, after all
I climbed over mountains,
Through valleys I passed
But after much searching,
I found it at last
The hope of my daydreams, a magical treat
A world made of jelly, good enough to eat
The Cup of Hot Borovan
Every morning, when I awake,
I feel a little stomach ache,
I long for something hot and yummy
To bring justice to my poor old tummy,
I run to the cupboard to find something,
Unaware as to what it will bring,
With frustration I rummage and fumble,
Only to hear my tummy grumble,
I search the kitchen high and low,
Yet I found nothing as I move to and fro,
So I walk out the door and grab my coat,
In pursuit of something for my throat,
Reluctantly I near the Food Shop,
This is the ultimate chow stop,
Then I press my nose against the window
Looking for a treat as outside it snowed,
I shiver and enter the store,
Eyeing the products, as I explore,
Until one appetizing smell crosses my path,
I knew I had to get it;
I was in my stomach's wrath,
I follow the smell across the room,
Savoring the smell that I want to consume,
And as it were all on cue,
The smells lead to the item,
Which made its debut,
It is cup of hot borovan that I see!
I believe this treat was made for me,
Now I remember that the best part of waking up
Is a cup of hot borovan ready for sup!
The Price of the Paint Brush
Paint brushes, paint brushes
So many galore
And what's that you say?
They're creating more?
There's rainbow, there's gold
There's desert and stone
All owners are rushing
To claim their own
There's peach for the Chia
Faerie for Blumaroo
And checkered and striped
And Christmas too!
Baby, disco, cloud, and shadow
And plain colours like green
A rather large quantity, I think
If you know what I mean
So you're sitting in front of the laptop
Looking at every kind
"There are so many!" you declare
You just can't make up your mind
My pet would look good in glowing
And invisible too
And he would look cool in fire
And also electric blue
So you're just blankly sitting there
And your time is wasting away
So you say, you'll sleep on it
And get on with your day
But you keep on thinking about it
At home and at the workplace
You can't concentrate on anything
Or think at your normal pace
So you get on your computer
When you've chosen the one
"Ill be able to get back to work,
When I'm finally done!"
So you log on Neopets.com
And to the Marketplace you go
There will be plenty of paint brushes
There, as you already know
So you're looking, and then you find it
The one you've been looking for
You check everything at once
And remember the store
But then, you see something you
Didn't think of at first
It makes you ponder, it makes you doubt
And makes you think up a burst
And this little thing I talk of
Is called "The Price"
And then you start to think
Your pet's current colour is nice
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