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The Elephante of My Dreams...
A cotton tail doesn't make her a Cybunny
She is no chicken for having two wings
No, no my Elephante is a brave, strong pet
Who can do the most marvelous things!
You see, she is no regular creature
Just born or adopted anew.
She's the product of three hundred Lab Rays
Changed and yet unchanged, too.
Would you believe she still has the heart
Of a Kougra, the quick mind of an Eyrie?
Her pachyderm skin hides a Grarrl within
And she's as sweet as any Koi dearie.
Of course, her stats are simply amazing
Gargantuan, brilliant, ultra-mega-titanic,
But she's changed her gender enough times,
To make any ordinary Neopet panic.
I'll never care what she looks like,
Though I love smiley faces upon her brow,
But I won't love her any less
If tomorrow she becomes a Kau.
It's 12 noon and here I sit
Hands all tired and sore
Been playing Zurroball over and over
To get a really great score
I am still not that great at this game
But I try as best as I can
Keep restarting 1 2 3 4
That is my little plan
This is the best game I've seen in awhile
I wish I could play it all day
Bouncing the balls into the air
I think I'm a click away
My score gets better I start to smile
Then I dropped the ball on the floor
That's the worst thing to happen to me
Right after hitting restart instead of send score
I am not the best at this game
And doubt I ever will be
But even the best person to play this game
Won't beat the "Faeries" you see
I suggest playing Zurroball
It's better than the rest
And maybe someday you will top the charts
And be better than the best
The Day The Elephante Is Loved
The gentle Elephante play all this day,
If you attack one you will surely pay.
They receive presents from friends far and wide,
For this day is a day with great pride.
This day Elephante get many things,
And they'll be happy no matter what the day brings.
They get to meet all their friends,
And they party till the day ends.
Elephante are always
Good friends to have around,
You'll stick with them as if you were bound.
If you're evil watch out behind you,
They might pounce,
And they really like to play with toys that bounce.
They travel for miles to meet,
Which takes them a short time with their big feet.
They have games and music which they hired,
And every year they always go home tired.
The Elephante get home and go to bed,
After having a great day and getting well fed.
Today they get to train
And they don't have to pay,
Because this is the day that everybody loves,
For this is the mystical Elephante Day.
People think we're evil.
The think we're the worst on the earth.
They think that because we're ugly.
But we've been cursed with that since birth.
It's really not our fault.
You have to understand.
They took our orb, our life source.
The kingdom of that Skarl man.
We tried to go on without it.
We worked, and worked and worked.
But we just couldn't make it,
And all over Darigan, starvation lurked.
So now it was time to fight back.
Take back what was ours...
We just wanted what we needed,
We heard AHHS! OH NOS! and RAWRS!
But a month later, it ended.
We had won the war.
We carried back all our wounded...
Then went home - We were sore!
So we didn't mean to frighten you,
We just took back what was ours.
And as for the thief, King Skarl?
Hopefully he'll be behind bars.
There are some scary Neopets,
Like Grarrls, Jetsams and Skeiths too,
There are some really weird Neopets,
Like the JubJub and the Blumaroo.
But if you wanted a cute Neopet,
Don't go and search high and low,
Adopt a cute Elephtante,
Because they're as cute as Neopets go.
How can you say no to that smiling face?
Its trunk so long and in the air,
Its petite wings flapping so cute,
And that soft and warm hair.
They are as loyal as can be,
You can tell when you see its cute face,
They are so active but have one flaw,
You won't see them win a race.
So hurry to the Adoption Center,
There aren't many left so hurry now,
You might not get one and that would stink,
You could get stuck with a Korbat or a Kau.
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