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"It's here! It's here!"
The Neopians shout.
The Bruces scream,
"It's our day! No doubt!"
The Bruces all gather,
And play all day long.
Today they celebrate,
Nothing can go wrong!
Their owners give them gifts,
Lots of weapons and toys,
Many things for little
Bruce girls and boys!
Also, their owners
Are filled with joy and glee,
Because their Bruces
Can be trained for free!
Bruces are lovable
In every way!
That's why they deserve
This Bruce Holiday!
In the land of ice and snow,
Where a frosty breeze doth blow,
A place as cold as cold can get,
There lives a darling Neopet.
Eyes that shine, a cheery glow,
Happy smile, festive bow.
As they waddle along with webbed feet,
You must admit these pets are neat!
But who is this feathered friend, you guess?
If you ask me, it's one of the best.
For it's my best pal you see,
My cute and cuddly Brucey!
We have been through so much, the two of us.
From Gadgadsbogen to asparagus.
Drinking yummy smoothies
that taste of "splime"
We'll always have good Neopian times!
Now's the day we love the most,
Strike up the band! Propose a toast!
Let's give three cheers, hip-hip hooray!
From us to you, have a happy Bruce Day!
The Bruces' Big Day
On the fifth day
of the month of Celebrating,
The chilly winds will blow.
All Bruces will be dancing,
oh the party they will throw.
Happy Valley will be thumping,
as little Bruces boogie down.
It will be one heck of a dance off,
for all the folks in town.
The tables will be loaded,
with treats and drink for all.
There will be lots of competetions,
prizes for the ones who do not fall.
Everyone will be there,
in memories it will stay.
Won't you come and join us,
for the Bruce's big day.
I have a Bruce called Pengwi
He means a lot to me
My Pengwi has a hero
His name is Brucey B.
I truly love my Pengwi
But I do not understand
Why he chose for a hero
The worst cheat in the land
I had a talk with Pengwi
To help him see some sense
I told him his hero was a cheat
And to love him was nonsense
But Pengwi just looked at me
And I just sighed
He hadn't heard a word I said
He told me that I'd lied
I showed him a book of famous pets
To help him re-select
But his mind was made up
And I had no effect
I worry about my Pengwi
I really want the best
But my little Pengwi
Loves Brucy B. the best
The Bruce Day Dance Off
In a small hollow on Terror Mountain,
There's and icy lake with a frozen fountain.
Bruces come here from far and near,
for the biggest dance-off, held once a year.
It's an endurance dance competition,
Groove those Bruces into submission!
Waltzes, Hip-hop, they're all allowed,
every type of dance is show-cased
in this Brucey crowd.
Other Neopets don't take part,
since dancing on ice is a Bruce-only art.
However all watch and enjoy the fun,
Until one Bruce is left
and the competition's won.
Spinning, sliding, poetry on ice.
Every dance step, exact, precise.
The crowds applaud the fanciest move,
And all these birds are in the groove.
But in the end style is all for naught,
the long lasting dancer is what's really sought.
The judges watch for a single pause,
and usher slow Bruces from the dance floors.
Finally only one Bruce remains,
Champion of these winter games.
The winner gets champagne and a golden cup,
And a velvet chair so they
can put their sore feet up!
We hope you'll come and watch today,
It's only once a year you'll get this display.
So head for Terror Mountain lake.
Together a happy holiday we'll make.
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