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Fuzzy Friendly Harris Plushies
By battlesunn

Guess what's coming
to Limited Too?
Harris Plushies!
For me and for you.

They're fuzzy and fluffy
with cute button eyes.
Out of all the plushies
this is one I'd like to buy!

They're ears are so big
and they're nose so petite.
I just adore
they're sweet little feet.

Their paws are just perfect
for hugging and more.
I'm sure that on Saturday
they'll fly out of the stores!

For this adorable plushie
any price, I would pay.
It's really too bad
that I don't live in UK!

Playing Meristones
By littlerankin06

Lets go to Meridell,
To play a game.
To win in Meristones,
Is my aim!

A blue Draik looks up at me
As I come in.
He says at loud:
"Oh, you wanna play again?"

I lay my money down,
And he deals out the rocks.
"Take a seat," he says,
"Unless you're scared to lose," he mocks.

It's my turn to go first.
"I cannot believe you're back for more."
I don't reply back,
But he says, "What are you waiting for?"

He taps his fingers aloud,
And I make my play,
I get to go again,
This game might last all day.

We each take our turns,
Him, and then me.
The question reigns in our minds:
"Who will the winner be?"

By now the game is tied,
And there is only one stone there,
Its right next to my pot,
He says: "Don't you dare!"

I reply, "Its too late for you,
Because I have just won."
He takes in a deep breath,
And declares, "This is no fun."

He hands over the money,
And I start to walk away,
But I know I will be back,
Another day.

The Wheel of Misfortune
By neopian_cops

I saw that there was a new game today,
for all adventurous Neopians to play
Although for all they could tell
They could end up with a Bloaty Bell'!

So I took my brave little Neopet
To the Deserted Fairground, without regrets,
So he could play the game that he hoped
Might bring him more than cause to mope!

We stepped into the brown, tiny room
And heard from within the gloom
A voice inviting us to play its game
And see what it brought us - misery or fame.

So my apprehensive Wocky
stepped up to the plate
Ready to accept his coming fate
He paid the expected Neopoints hundred
And prayed his prize would not be sundry.

But alas! Chance's nasty tricks
Gave him as a prize only Neopoints six
And when he asked if he could play once more
The voice said, 'Not with that paltry score!'

It wasn't 'til my Wocky burst into tears
That the voice decided to calm his fears:
'I was kidding, the truth is every two hours a day
Is as often as I'm allowed to let you play!'

TAX BEAST
By frayedknot

Splat-a-Sloth, Meerca Chase and Gormball
Pyramids, Whackabeast, Cheeseroller,
yeah we played them all

In Destruct-O-Match we clicked and clicked
and removed those blocks
We bought shares of BOOM
and other Neopean Stocks

We spent our neopoints to open a store
We even searched for codestones on the floor

Everyday we collect our interest
at the National Neopian Bank
We saved until our account
could go up in rank

A new 'something happened' event is released
I funny looking guy named the Tax Beast

He pops on your screen
and takes your neopoints away
Ten percent of your points
you have on display

If you are unlucky he will visit you
No one can saved you, not even a Blumaroo
Everyone is scared
because they worked real hard
Your neopoints can be taken
so you are on guard

The mystery of the Tax Beast begins to unfold
You can win a trophy of bright shiny gold

We want a new shiny trophy how pathetic are we
Come here sweetie Tax Beast, come visit me!

The Deserted Fairground
By sonsofwar

I approach the desolate plains,
That once held so much fun,
There must have been much pain,
When desertion first begun,

A dry wind chills me to the bone,
It seems to curses, and whisper threats,
I almost wish I had not come alone,
And perhaps this is a visit I will regret,

The skeletal forms of deserted rides,
Creak as they reminisce of children's joys,
The gift shops that once swelled with pride,
Are now a storage place for misshapen toys,

The roller coaster, expertly built,
Bears a Chia clown face, leers at all,
It's chipped track has begun to wilt,
And the carts are smashed against a rotten wall,

Yet as I get nearer to the unnerving surroundings,
I notice small glimmers of light,
All garbed in clothing quite astounding,
Some with ghostly faces, dark as night,

I approach the crude wheel,
with badly etched drawings,
Unsure whether to excite or despair,
I grip the skull handle, and hear faint roarings,
But I blame the sound on the wind in the air,

I step back slowly, and behold the marker,
To point our my victory, clear as day,
I hear a clash as the sky grows darker,
And one of my items just crumbles away,

I scowl in annoyance, and stride to the side,
My stomach rumbles, and my goal is in sight,
A wagon is bulging with food, doors wide,
I grab my neopoints, and step forwards in delight,

But as I come nearer, I notice the snacks,
Are not quite as beautiful as they seem,
Nails and old bats are hung upon racks,
And all the confection is a deep shade of green,

I clutch my stomach, and look for a place,
That I can perhaps collect a souvenir,
I see one with joy, and forwards I pace,
That is full of weapons, to fill opponents with fear,

As I come closer, I notice the commotion,
A crowd of people are arguing for deals,
I cannot think, or come up with a notion,
The din is so loud that it makes my head reel,

By the time I arrive, all have gone,
And all they have spared is a single insect,
It is so pathetic, I turn and run,
Unaware of the great weapon, that I did reject,

I finally head to the furniture shop,
And the stone Meowclops hiss,
and make my heart jump,
There are echoes of screaming,
then silence and Chop!
Along with several unidentified bumps,

So I leave, with disappointment
and much irritation,
The place was so horrific, I had to depart,
But on my way out, I have a confrontation,
With an eerie figure, concealed in the dark,

I cry out in terror, I can take no more,
I flee towards the light, with a feeling of dread,
If only I had realised what lay on the floor,
Was really a plushie without any head!



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