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INVASION OF MERIDELL
The clash of swords,
And sounds of battle.
I hate this gear!
My armor rattles!
It's the invasion of Meridell!
I dodge an arrow,
I swing my sword,
We just MUST stop this evil horde!
Yes it's the invasion of Meridell!
Those evil Grundos, Techos, Skeiths,
With Moehogs and Scorchios to boot,
Theres hundreds of them! thousands! sheesh!
They all want a pile of loot!
Yes, it's... INVASION OF MERRIDELL!
Now why did I join this awful army?
I think I must have been rather barmy!
This army really is crummy...
And I want my mummy!
That Blasted Lab Ray
How long ago it really was,
When my pet became a Peophin,
'Tis totally unknown to me,
When she grew that great big fin.
It must have been weeks and weeks,
Since that fateful day,
When SilverEmerald was morphed,
By that blasted Lab Ray!
But she won't change, she just won't!
It's becoming a bore,
She's been robot, red, silver and green,
And island twice before!
I'm not sure if the idea of,
Using a potion would be insane,
I'd spend lots of NP,
For it to just go down the drain.
SilverEmerald hates it,
She complains all the time,
That's why I'm telling you this,
In a little rhyme.
There is no other option,
She'll wait it out with me as well,
I don't know if she'll ever change.
Only time will tell.
Hubrid Nox paced in his lair,
Walking around with his usual glare.
He needed a plan, the biggest, the best,
But he couldn't think
even when he was turning west.
He saw a paint brush lying on the floor,
He thought it was brown,
because it was as dark as a door!
But it was shadow, so when he noticed,
He realised his eyes weren't fully focused!
He needed to see his army properly, he realised,
How else could he control them
if they weren't eyed?
Then he saw the Ghost Lupe through the door,
And an idea hit him like a pour!
Ghost pets, Chias and JubJubs,
To obey him, to go and scrub scrub,
That was his plan, he'd dominate,
Yes, the the world would meet its fate!
But MAGAX: Destroyer, in his house,
Slipped out into the night, like a mouse.
Saw Hubrid's ghost army, straight away.
And then he started to shoo them away!
Therefore the game MAGAX: Destroyer,
Came into existence, without a lawyer.
Fighting ghosts, fending off evil,
Go to get them, with your coffee a la weevil!
THE TAX BEAST!
I hope you all know about
the latest evil in Neopia,
It's not a ghost, it's even scarier,
His name is the Tax Beast,
he can take 10% of your money,
So if you have a lot
he could make you alot less wealthy.
The Tax Beast doesn't care about your Neopet,
Just about how many Neopoints he can get.
The Tax Beast is very big
you can't miss this monster,
He's green and looks like an overgrown hamster.
He has buck teeth and horns on top of his head
and his hair looks as if he's just got out of bed.
So if you see him in the street turn and run,
because a confrontation with him isn't that fun.
Something has been making
the Tax Beast very tense,
It's owners that have more money than sense.
Like selling your items at a rather silly price,
Even if you know the Tax Beast
isn't really that nice.
Don't stop spending your money
just put it in your bank.
So if he comes to get you
you'll know who to thank!
If we just hide our money where he can't see,
He'll have to eat with the Soup Faerie.
So go to your bank put a deposit in,
You'll even get more interest,
so why are you waiting?
I'll show the Tax Beast he can't beat me,
He'll just have to rely on the Money Tree!
The Island Trading Post
Who wants a collar for a plushie?
A rotten berry that's very mushy.
Some dung, an omelette, and Faerie dolls,
Honeycombs and blue bouncy balls.
A group of Petpets that can speak.
Bottles of elixir that don't leak.
Give me a book that no one can find.
Make sure it's holding up by the bind.
My pet is sick, can you help me here?
Sporkle Syrup should help it steer.
This is where you find the helpful bitties.
The Island Trading Post is full of goodies.
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