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Beware the Jetsam
Swimming through the cold blue sea,
Is the fiercest pet of all,
Much worse than Grarrls or Skeiths,
This pet will make you bawl.
They have teeth hard as diamonds,
That give a bite as strong as steel,
You'd better watch out when you're near one,
Or you'll end up as their meal!
Do not think these pets are dumb,
They do more than just sit and eat,
They are very intelligent,
Which makes them quite good at Cheat!
Watch out for their Jetsam sword,
Trust me, it can really hurt!
And their Jetsam fin of terror,
Will blast you into the dirt.
Make sure to beware the Jetsam,
But you can befriend this pet,
If you remain his or her pal,
You'll have no reason to fret.
You're swimming through the water,
or maybe floating in the sea,
but when a Jetsam comes to call
you get out hastily!
The Jetsam is the lord of the ocean
they swim freely and without fear.
Their jaws are full of sharpened teeth,
their face holds a contemptuous sneer.
The Jetsam feeds on little pets,
Chias, Poogles and more.
Those little pets run and hide
when they hear the Jetsam's roar.
Cutting through the water
the Jetsam travels super fast.
You'll never know just when they've come,
because they've already gone right past.
When you vacation to Mystery Isle,
or Krawk Island, in the south,
be sure to stay near the shallows,
unless you want to be in a Jetsam's mouth.
I Wish I had a Jetsam
I wish a had a Jetsam
With crimson-shining scales
Eyes strike fear into the hearts
Of any challenger that fails
He would win every battle
And do as he is told.
He would be my battle partner
Until our days of old.
A Jetsam to defend me
and stay close by my side.
He would be so loyal
and he'd stand out with pride
He would swim with me
In the ocean blue.
Way across the Neopian sea
Like no other Jetsam could do
He would be ferocious
With fighting skill so fine
He wouldn't be an indolent fish
Who naps all day like mine!
Jetsam the Mighty
*SNAP* The great jaws closed on an Uniocto
*SWISH* Goes the strong tail pronto
*EEEE!* Goes the just informed vacationer
*POP* Goes the floaty where the vacationer sat
and tried to get tanner
*DARN* goes the predator, who watched
them swim away alive
*NUMMIES* says the Jetsam, when some sushi swam by
All day in, and all day out.
This is how the mighty Jetsam lives.
But when it is time to sleep,
A Babaa plushie at his side he does keep.
My Jetsam and Illusen
On my first quest for Illusen,
She gave me Illusen's cream cookie.
"The greenish cream looks fattening!"
My Jetsam said with her face full of worry.
On my third quest for Illusen,
She gave me Illusen's potion.
"What does this thing do?"
My Jetsam asked as she poured it in the ocean.
On my fifth quest for Illusen,
She gave me Illusen's comb.
"Alas I have no hair!"
My Jetsam sighed and settled
for her shower foam.
On my eighth quest for Illusen,
She gave me cucumber eye cream.
"Yuck! This tastes horrible!"
My Jetsam thought it's cucumber ice cream!
On my eleventh quest for Illusen,
She gave me Illusen's novel.
"Argh?I hate to read!"
My Jetsam exclaimed and buried it with a shovel.
On my fourteenth quest for Illusen,
She gave me mud mixture.
"They say it's good for the skin!"
But Jetsam skins are already a smooth texture.
On my seventeenth quest for Illusen,
She gave me flower cake.
"She said it's for a special pet."
But my Jetsam said better cakes she could bake!
On my twentieth quest for Illusen,
She gave me rainwater shampoo.
"Another thing for the hair."
My Jetsam stormed and emptied the goo!
"Let's not do anymore quests for Illusen!
She only gives useless stuff to you."
"Alright!" I told my Jetsam.
For my next quest I'll just bring my Tonu.
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