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Flapping through the house
Knocking over furniture
Then stops for some food.
Searching the kitchen
Nothing but edible food...
The Skeith prefers toys.
He checks the whole house
For something to nibble on
Soon, his ears perk up.
He is thrilled because
His sister's door is open
He bounds in her room.
Usukis, toy cars,
Skateboards, coloring pencils,
Like buried treasure.
He licks his big lips
And pounces on a plushie
And the feast begins.
Within little time,
His sister's room is destroyed
All because of Skeith.
He hears the door slam.
"I'm home!" echoes through the house
Why, it's his sister!
She comes to her door
Points glowing eyes to the Skeith
She begins to scream.
The Skeith leaves her room,
Running as fast as he can
To escape his doom.
And he jumps in bed
He thinks about tomorrow...
"What shall I eat, then?"
My pets I love to play with,
at the end of a hard and tough day.
They make me feel so happy,
and the stress all goes away.
My Zafara so cute and blue.
My Shoyru green and shy.
My red Ixi makes me laugh,
with that twinkle in his eye.
If my pets were real,
though they are to me.
I'd hold them close and cuddle,
to keep them full of glee.
My pets are very special,
for how they make me feel.
Neopoints are scarce for us,
but we do our best.
If you came to visit,
You'd be our special guest.
My pets are good at fighting.
My pets are very smart.
They are always very happy,
and have a golden heart.
I hope I have told you,
what the mean to me.
All pets have a good heart,
whether they be a he or a she.
Ultimate Failure in Ultimate Bullseye
One day while strolling in Meridell,
I got an idea that seemed quite well,
I decided to give my luck a try,
By playing the challenging Ultimate Bullseye.
Puffing my feathers, I stepped inside,
The huge arena, boy, it was a glorious sight!
My first time here, but actually the last,
I didn't know my hopes would be dashed so fast.
Looking quite lost, I felt like a fool,
Turtum came over and explained the rules,
I clicked my beak, nodded my head,
Though I couldn't understand what he had said!
I took the ten arrows, without a flinch,
I thought that this was gonna be a cinch,
Missing the first target, I totally fumbled,
Under my breath, curses were mumbled.
One by one, the arrows flew by,
Unfortunately, the all went too high,
My turn was already almost over,
I was feeling extremely somber.
I solemnly picked up my last arrow,
My heart thumping, my eyes narrowed,
Concentrating with all my might,
I released it when the power meter
was just right.
It looked like it was going to miss,
I quickly gave my pride a farewell kiss,
The arrow landed on one of the rings,
I flapped my wings and started to sing!
Sadly, I only got one measly point,
Which gave me four miserable Neopoints,
I left the arena, I was finally meek,
I should've known that Lennies
are better in hide and seek!
Tale of Turnips
Every day, I visit Meri Acres Farm,
Across the field from Pick Your Own.
Now I'm not too risky nor too careful,
But I can take turnips in more than a handful.
Purple veggies up in the sky so high,
Taller than the tower of Coltzan's Shrine!
I have fifty-seven so far in my tower,
Just enough so it won't overpower.
But the true question is, should I keep going?
No signs of falling has it ever been showing.
Okay, let's go another row or two or three,
Why not one more? The game's practically free!
Over a hundred, I'm doing so great!
The tower's so huge! Nine seventy-eight!
I promise, one more, this is the last one,
I'll collect my points, then the game will be done.
Oh no! The tower! It's beginning to fall!
So many turnips and ever too tall!
One hundred points gone,
my greed has gone higher,
I'll try again tomorrow, I'm ever too tired.
Oh, I have time. Just one more game.
Another round, it'll get rid of my shame.
One two three, up they go
Down they fall,
another hundred NPs down the hole.
Jelly just isn't sitting right!
When I think of Jelly World
I try not to smack my head,
A trip there with my Neopets
makes me panic and dread,
Of course I think of the absolute worse
that could occur,
Which literally means that Jelly World
would vanish in a blur!
My pets would be bloated
and suddenly fat in their belly,
And all because their tummies
would be full of jelly,
I can't stop thinking of this
and even my nightmares
will not stop haunting me,
And how could I forget
when all me fellow users
will not stop taunting thee!
But maybe my Neopets will behave
for this one outing,
I would accept anything
other than my nightmare...
even destructive pouting,
It may seem like my Neopets
are prone to misbehave,
But don't blame them,
it's not their fault
it's tasty treats they crave!
Except for my personal reasons,
Jelly World sounds great,
But please next make a world
made of Fruit Cake!
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