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Skeith Day Special
Dear Skeith, what a gentle giant you are!
You're bulky and strong, prove me wrong,
You can fly very far,
With your two small wings;
It's the little things,
Did I mention, today is the Day of the Skeiths!
So, gather the gifts, blow the balloons
And don't forget to get a spoon (for cake)!
Today is your special day!
So, don't worry and just lay.
If you ever get thirsty, we offer you drinks
Lemonade and tropical punch,
If you want some fun, come over to the ice rink.
And don't forget about punch!
Dear Skeith, we hope you enjoy your day,
It is here to stay;
And no need to pay!
You are a loveable beast,
So, we hope you enjoyed your feast!
Today we honour a very kind fellow,
He, who is always cordial and mellow,
Someone who loves the colour yellow,
And greets you daily with a "Hello!"
"It's great to see you again," he starts,
He then directs you to some upgrade charts,
"Ultimate Riches requires some saving smarts,"
"But the rewards will fill your shopping carts!"
With years of experience under his belt,
There are no Neopoints he hasn't felt,
Nor thieves he hadn't strictly dealt,
Even freshly minted coins he had smelt.
Yet to guess the Neopian in question?
Look no further than interest collections,
After working in the banking profession,
Bank Manager Skeith makes lasting impressions.
A Hungry Skeith
A factory full of ice cream and a flying buzz,
Hungry Skeith has appeared behold,
It's 8' o clock on the factory,
Flying buzz is wearing their suit,
Machine starts what is the fuzz,
Hungry Skeith has become the boss,
Very hungry time for soup,
My stomach is rumbling but I crave for food,
A Cake is moving towards Skeith way,
Another Jelly is going to fall,
Ice Cream machine is going to tank,
Hurry delicious carrot I wanna taste,
The buzz is making the machine insane,
Moving more faster than cheeseroller,
Make your move fast before the game ends,
A score wasn't enough to get the avatar yes,
Trying again to be faster before suspend,
Managing to eat all the foods I have succeed,
Happy Skeith Day, Happy Hungry Skeith.
The Skeith Bodyguard
Skarl's personal guard
works very hard
to keep the king safe from all hassle
though with sword he's adept
he's a social inept
and he has no life outside the castle
he'll fight for his king
but don't ask him to sing
his rhythm is always offbeat
he's great with a lance
but don't ask him to dance
he seems to have only left feet
Skarl's personal guard
is a Skeith who works hard
and though he can't dance and can't sing
he'll still very proudly
bellow out loudly
to bid one and all "Hail the King!"
My friend who has a Skeith accidentally fed him cheese.
And, needless to say, his pet was really displeased!
Within a few hours of the pet eating this food
He broke out in red spots from the Neezles he procured.
I watched him for the day, while my friend left for a cure-
He found out that a Neezles Jab could heal his pet for sure!
He left a list of all the foods his pet was supposed to eat:
and WOW it was a lot: several pounds of fruit and meat!
Regardless, I did bring the food--the exact amount he asked.
But I did not expect that it would get eaten so fast!
He munched and crunched away, eating food at a record pace,
tons of plums, apples, and oranges all sped into his face!
He ate the last few bites and then nodded off to sleep.
He did not wake for hours, so it must have been real deep.
I waited close by, throughout the whole thing
until I heard a noise at the door: Ding Ding!
The doorbell notified me that his owner had come back,
and sure enough, he entered with the medicine intact.
After he used it on his skeith we all said our goodbyes-
His Skeith was all better and was newly energized!
Monument of the Relic Skeith
The white sea cliffs stack on Brightvale’s coast:
Too steep for beaches, too austere for ports.
Where cultivated land greets the silent sea
Is the immortal inhabitant-- a Relic Skeith.
The statue rears back on its columnar post
Forever in its formidable stance: a ghost
Of the Skeith who was its muse, nonetheless
The stone dragon fights its indefinite rest.
The prevailing winds whip up to its reach,
And breathes through its outstretched claws
As if the roar rumbled forth from the Skeith.
Its large tail swings, suspended because
The sands of time stiffened with its wings—
Motionless even when the breeze withdraws.
The infinite moment becomes a monument:
Lichens replace the Skeith’s former scales,
The stone scowl lingers in its permanence
Overlooking the sea full of teeming sails.
Our time is measured by the Relic Skeith,
The sculpture looking forward for eternity.
A Skeith Can Fly (So You Can, Too)
A Skeith Can Fly (and So Can You)
If you feel like a mouse
That is facing a mountain,
The odds aren’t high,
But a skeith can still fly.
Their wings stretch and they strain,
But they win in the end.
Science cannot say why,
But a skeith can fly.
When the dark clouds gather
And the rain strikes your head,
Don’t give in with a sigh.
Even skeiths can fly.
The naysayers may mock you,
But action speaks louder.
The results can’t be denied.
A skeith can fly.
So spread your wings wide.
They are just the right size.
Join them in the skies,
The skeiths as they fly.
The Collector Skeith
Master of gold, lord of the coin,
A tale as old as time,
Once disguised as a travelling trader Gord,
He, the true and toward, did join,
The Darkest Faerie Plot selling goods to the good knight Tor,
His uprightness impressed not only,
Ten hero peers and King Altador,
Citizens of Altador all sang his praises,
This just and fair Skeith, champion of honesty,
They cheered his stance against tax raises,
It is known that the poor doth salute him,
For he is one of the few who can be trusted,
Power does not seem to corrupt his nature,
His honour sturdy -- it wilts not on a whim,
This unshakeable numbers connoisseur,
When he was promoted to a council leader,
People chimed it was par for the course,
It was the obvious next step, the last of 12 to join the council,
Bearing the constellation -- “The Collector,”
Taking on Altador’s financial issues under counsel,
He who sleeps amidst the city’s wealth yet remains forthright,
A Skeith who rejects the Skeith stereotype,
Unwavering morals constant and same,
Gordos is his name!
Skeith Day Eats
Blue Acara Kite,
Fear not my precious owner,
I'll take a big bite.
Doorknob of Power,
No need for a knife and fork,
Seconds to devour.
Red Oranu Bead,
Need not say another word,
I simply must feed.
Quick-Change Costume Chest,
Quickly my eyes glaze over,
Old Rotten Left Shoe,
I would prefer the right one,
But I'll have a chew.
Nimmo Farmer Wheat,
That sounds a bit organic,
But zilch I won't eat.
Un-Valentines Skeith Plushie
Oh dear, this Plushie’s quite forlorn!
Its eyes are red with woe.
Its tears flow thick and heavily,
A melancholy show.
It holds within its dismal grip
A card that’s torn in two.
It’s sad to see it ripped in half,
So rosy red in hue.
What creature did reject this Skeith,
So full of love and hope?
How will this Skeith repair his heart?
How will this fellow cope?
Some crumbled bits of valentine
Have fallen to the floor.
The Skeith pays them no mind at all,
Its broken heart so sore.
It’s Skeith Day, so please keep in mind
This sad and lonely toy!
Buy one for your own very pet,
To hug, love, and enjoy!
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