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Poogle Parade Special
A Very Special Pink Poogle Poet
On Poogle Day let’s take a minute,
To show our appreciation for one specific poet.
He’s a pink Poogle who goes by the name of Alstaf,
Often seen in a black beret, holding a candle staff.
Recite any poem and chances are he’d know it.
Tirelessly, this veteran of fine poetry works,
From his judging duties he does not shirk,
Doing his part to make the Neopian Poetry Contest,
A competition that’s the best of the best,
One that’s always exciting, with unique quirks.
Alstaf reads every entry carefully at least twice,
This job is really his idea of paradise.
He gets to read the creations of poets of all types,
Classically trained and ones with contemporary hype,
Truly a range, I must emphasize.
Some poems he passes for site-wide publication,
While others he notes need work on structural formation.
There’s no doubt that he has discerning taste,
Alstaf can sniff out every verse that’s misplaced,
And does not hesitate to call for any necessary revision.
At times the pink Poogle puts out his own works too,
When inspiration strikes with something new.
When the master poet puts his pen to paper,
What results is truly something to savour,
For he inspires everyone from seasoned regulars to those yet to debut.
Crumpled, scrunched leaves underfoot.
Colours to warm a cold nose and hands,
but reminds me of lonely scarf, mittens
sitting on my armchair.
hunched over a dirt path
somewhere in-between Neopia Central and
Leaves, a stubborn green
and reach out from their precipice.
A dart of gold, a bit of light
Crashing through leaves,
hidden behind a Jumbleberry bush
yellow padded paws, pointed ears
scared eyes, sharp teeth.
Quick – think –
a nearly empty pack
pepperoni pizza from the Food Shop
rattles in its greasy cardboard container.
Plucking a few pieces off the
now marred food,
I reach a hand out
to those sharp teeth.
It’s more scared than you.
And I wonder
if I’m actually being helpful
or just very stupid.
The eyes and teeth
shuffle out, sniffing,
and take the pieces of cheese, pepperoni.
I turn to go,
I guess that’s all I can do.
The small Poogle
follows, stubby tail wagging.
And we leave,
two new friends
bonded over pizza
in that autumn wood.
On Poogles: The Softness of Malevolence
I was born in the cold.
See me in the throes,
Of the mountain of
My body is soft as snow,
I glide with cloud-like grace.
But do not mistake my softness
I am speed and bite,
I am strength.
The ice breaks under my steps,
The sky is full of my image.
The crowds in Faerieland
Applaud from below.
I am untouchable.
Sometimes I succumb to the rage,
Back and forth I rock but
I keep falling in.
Sometimes the smiles sicken me
And mine becomes a twist.
I feel my twoness—
Malevolent and plush,
But I will not disappear.
I break the surface—
I see my round face
And its many sides,
I run out of limits.
Have you heard? My favourite day is coming soon,
Poogles are celebrated from morning past noon!
Cute furry neopets, with pointy little ears,
Poogles are the best pets, enjoy them while they're here!
Start your day off in Faerie Land by the races!
Cheer for your poogle, I hope he places!
Feed them fresh fruit, they'll love you forever,
Poogles are very loyal, leave you, they'd never!
If you have a poogle, luck is on your side!
Limited edition pets are quite hard to find!
Love them and cherish them every night,
Because poogles will always treat you right.
One word of warning, if a plushie poogle you own,
Watch it with care because I'm sure now you know,
Some have heard rumours of them turning malevolent,
And no one wants that creature! It's sentient!
So as you celebrate poogle day please keep in mind,
One who needs love isn't hard to find.
If you have the room, a poogle can be found,
Look no further than the Neopian Pound!
Poogle Parade Day
I was tired of my Poogle
we've been together so long
like a worn-out plushie
of a favourite Buzz
So while the other Poogles were watching
I read the pamphlet they gave
and after flipping it over,
I gave it a read.
"Do you like Poogle Parade Day?
And the fun that they bring?
If you like stripes and soft fur
and some razor-sharp teeth.
Today's the one day that we come on out,
on September 19th!
Then I'm the one that you've looked for-
write to me and adopt!
I didn't think about my Poogle,
I know it sounds kinda mean.
But me and my old Poogle
have fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote on the pamphlet,
Started to fill out the form,
And though I'm nobody's writer,
I thought it wasn't half bad.
"Yes I like Poogle Parade Day!
And the fun that it is!
They warmed my heart when I saw them,
I am so glad I came!
I will go and get one right away
I know this is right for me.
Now I've made my decision-
I will go and adopt!
So I walked into the pound
and I opened the door.
I knew that smile in an instant
I knew the glint of her teeth.
It was my own little Poogle,
and she said "Oh, it's you."
Then we laughed for a while,
and she said "I never knew"
"That you liked Poogle Parade Day!
Or any Poogles at all!
I didn't know you liked soft fur,
or that you even came!
I was looking for you everywhere!
But I'm glad that I know now.
I'm the Poogle you've looked for,
now let's go get some cake!
Plushie Poogle Limerick
There once was a plushie Poogle strutting on parade,
Who was quite proud of his fine coat on display.
When his owner visited the secret lab ray,
A doomed zap changed his whole day,
for now, his malevolent look scared all others away.
Off to the Poogle Races
The Poogle Races are all the rage!
Come see them on their Faerieland stage.
Races every fifteen minutes,
Poogles pushing to their limits!
Who will win, it's anyone's guess.
Pick the Poogle you like best!
Poogle One is fighting-fit
and often he's the favourite!
Poogle Two can be the fastest,
he only needs a little practice.
Poogle Three can come in first
if he can find his great speed burst!
He's a little older, but don't ignore
you've got a contender in Poogle Four!
You may think Poogle Five is not a threat,
but he can cause a great upset!
Place your wager with the cashier
and don't forget to cheer cheer cheer!
Off they go around the tracks,
even faster if you give them snacks!
Whether your bet lost or won,
the Poogle Races are always fun!
The Vending Machine
The Vending Machine
The small yellow poogle approached the machine
A single shiny token gleamed
In his light, sea-green pouch.
He looked up, trembling,
As the machine whirred menacingly.
Token now in his paws,
The token tempting fate.
There he stood positioned,
Before the Sloth’s own invention.
He got up on his hind paws,
Barely reaching the coin slot.
The token slid in with a soft
Eyes closed, he reached for the buttons,
Pressed blindly in front of him, one by one.
Then, a violent rumbling began at once!
His heart started to beat out of his chest.
He slowly opened his eyes, blinking a few times
As the dust settled once more around the machine,
He recognized a faint, blue glow
And a pungent smell.
Almost too good to be true, he walked up to examine
The mystical potion before him.
It vibrated for just a second,
Then hissed angrily, evaporating into a bright blue mist
That quickly surrounded his form.
He felt his limbs become tougher, stronger
His yellow fur turning deep red
Eyes and mouth glowing a vibrant cyan.
That not many could withstand, yet —
He was everything he wanted to be.
Poogle at the Money Tree
Ponip the poogle,
jolly and frugal,
flies to the money tree.
She wants a great treasure
but should have known better:
you can't have a treasure for free
She sits and she watches
through all the sad botches;
her waiting song dutifully sung.
Hours go by and
she let's out a sigh...
for all she's gotten is dung.
The Poogle Parade
Have you ever been to the Poogle Parade?
Oh, have you seen how they dance?
When you’re at the Poogle Parade
Oh, how the time does pass!
Have you ever been to the Poogle Parade?
Follow me and I’ll take you there!
Oh, what fun, the Poogle Parade
Laughter and music fill the air!
Come, let’s go to the Poogle Parade
It’s the poogles great premiere!
Let’s watch the floats at the Poogle Parade
As we scream and laugh and cheer!
Come, it’s time for the Poogle Parade
It’s only once a year!
Hurry, let’s go to the Poogle Parade
The time is finally here!
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