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Faerie Paint Brush
A Faerie paint brush is very rare,
in the Shop Wizard, it's really dear.
If you find one, you'll be in for a treat,
It'll make your pet look very neat.
I've been looking for one, near and far,
hidden in sand, or in the tar.
I dream of having a beautiful Faerie,
if I do, I'll be quite merry!
I do not want a Chia of pear,
I want a pet that floats in the air!
A Poogle or Aisha, would be fine,
I want a Faerie that's all mine!
I look in the Trading Post, everyday,
for a good deal, but I leave in dismay.
What ever I do, I cannot get one!
As for my purse, does not weigh a ton.
Azurwyng Scolds Crimsonwyng
Overheard by zZazme
My Redtail Petpet Crimsonwyng,
We need to talk about some things!
Don't hide behind my Poogle toy.
I see your horns, you naughty boy!
I flew around Neopia's lands,
And got an earful from your "fans!"
You've been a busy Petpet! Shame!
And I'm the one who gets the blame!
How did you ever take the notion,
To spill the Water Faerie's potions?
'Twill take a week, at least, to clean
The biggest mess I've ever seen!
And please tell me it's not your fault,
That zZazme has an empty vault!
She says her codestones are all gone,
And scatterd on our NeoHome lawn!
The Battle Magic Guardian says,
You knocked over his swords display!
And the Health Food Shop is missing three
Stalks of organic broccoli!
I also heard you tripped and fell,
And muddied up the Wishing Well!
You tried to climb the Money Tree,
And shouted in the Bakery!
And just when you should have come home,
You went into the Battledome!
The Clown complained for half an hour,
And says I have to fix his flower!
Mika and Carassa spoke to me.
Those igloo items aren't for free!
I can't believe you spilled your slushie,
On all their Disco Aisha plushies!
I felt like such a total fool,
When I went to the Training School.
The Master still can't understand,
How you unbottled all their sand.
You know, I could have had a Floud,
From in the store up on the Cloud,
Or an Anubis! They're so brave,
And know how Petpets should behave!
Instead, that spooky, brainy Tree,
Gave you, the mischief king, to me!
I should have known that nothing good
Could come from in the Haunted Wood.
Oh, no! Don't cry! It's not so grim.
I know you didn't mean it, Crim.
And even though you look the part,
You're not a devil, in your heart.
We'll sort this out. I promise you.
The others will forgive you, too.
No matter what, I hope you know:
Your Shoyru owner loves you so.
Today's Experiment... Failed.
Hey, lookie here, my Neopets!
You thought your lives were drab,
But come and see what I have found--
I've stumbled on a lab!
"No no, what are you doing now,
You looney little coot!
What if I should turn into
Some kind of ErgyFruit?"
"I like the color of my hair,
It doesn't need to change!
What if I should turn paisley pink
Or something really strange?"
"I like hanging with other boys
('cause I'm one too, I guess),
But what would I do if I should start
To crave a frilly dress?"
"I don't like this game, I say!
It's giving me a scare!
Why don't we try Illusen's Glade
Or Sakhmet Solitaire?"
Pish posh, the ray is harmless, see?
No, not another word!
Don't slink away--it's just a light!
Now stop being absurd!
So did it hurt, my Kyrii dear?
"...well, I feel a little weak... oh,
But didn't it occur to you
That I am now a Kiko?"
My Visit to Merridell
Just right behind the mountains high,
Below the great blue turquoise sky,
Beyond where castle ruins fell,
There was the land of Meridell.
I trudged along and there I found,
A Turtum on an archery ground
He told me to shoot a bullseye arrow,
I looked at the target, and my brow did furrow.
I told the Turtum, "80 degrees!"
The arrow fizzed right through the breeze.
The arrow hummed loudly like a fiddle,
And landed SMACK! right in the middle!
I won a handful of Neopoints,
My pocket clanking with heavy coins.
I walked along a tiny little farm,
And saw a Kacheek waving his arm.
I went near him and he asked me:
"Will you count the potatoes for me?"
I guessed thirty-three and he gave me a pouch,
It was full of Neopoints,
now I can buy a new couch!
While I was passing a noisy pond,
Of what happened there, I wasn't fond.
A Grundo jumped out and told me to stop,
And kiss his Mortog whose name was Hop!
I puckered my lips and I did fib,
as the Mortog exploded and frown I did.
I ran and stumbled on a marrow,
That's far more larger than the Bullseye arrow!
I guessed the weight and I had fun,
The weight I guessed was thirty ton!
After all that I looked for shade,
And ended up in Illusen's Glade!
The kind Earth Faerie's lovely voice,
Asked errands from me, I had no choice!
The errands I ran were fairly few,
But one of them then went askew.
Illusen put me back on easy quests,
and then I left for an easier test.
I bought a Spicy Juppie Cheese,
And ran down the hill with it but sneezed!
I hit a rock and then I fell,
And that was my visit to Meridell!
In Neopia, Every Bad Thing Will Always End
I was excited to be born in Neopia
Since Neopia is a wonderful place,
I couldn't wait to play with my owner
And look at their smiling face.
The first few days were wonderful
I played and laughed and met new friends
But as the saying goes-
"Every good thing has to end."
My owner started getting new pets
And didn't pay attention to me.
I never got to play games anymore
And my owner left me hungry.
A few days later was the last day
I ever saw my owner's face
I was taken to the Neopian Pound
A sad and lonesome place.
I thought that maybe I'd be adopted
But everyone just walked right by
I guess nobody wanted a red Chia
All I could do was cry.
But then one day a girl came in
Looking for a best friend
She actually wanted to buy me,
Maybe this nightmare would end!
My new owner bought me a neoHome
And I even got a Petpet
She is always wonderful to me
And she always will be, I bet!
My new owner has turned my life around
And has become my very best friend,
So now I've learned that in Neopia-
"Every BAD thing will always end"!
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