Slorg Day Special!

Attack of the Slorgs!
by geneames1

Meridell is widely known
for lots of fertile fields
the richness of it's soil tends
to give it bumper yields

The fruits and veggies grown there
are sold throughout the land
but one pests's snack incursions
are getting out of hand

Slorgs arrive by dozens
to gobble down each crop
they decimate the farmer's fields
but how to make them stop?

The farmers with experience
have learned that it is wiser
to guard their rows of vegetables
with a mighty Slorgeriser

They pick the Slorgs off one by one
before they taste a pea
thus saving all the produce
for the folks like you and me

The Slimy Slorgclops, So Hypnotic
by _brainchild_

I've never seen this soul before!
He somewhat bears the shape
Of slimy Slorgs, yet something more
Was added as of late.

A fusion of a spotted slug
And cat, cyclopian,
His glare is firm, forever smug,
Like no one else has been.

Its eye, unnerving, never blinks---
Its gaze shall pierce your soul.
Hypnotic harm is what I think
It's bringing as a whole.

Its slime is sticky. What a mess!
Unlucky souls are trapped.
The end is near, I must confess.
In slime all hearts are wrapped.

Misfortune falls upon the wretch
Who's cursed by slime and eye.
Its nasty goop is sure to catch
Each soul---no one goes by.

Agog the Slorg
by musicpops

Agog the Slorg's a slimy customer
You'll be surprised to know he's a fine little drummer
EAT SLORGS!!! is the name of his band
Fine little chaps, always ready to lend a hand.

Our friend Agog's the star, of course
Fans keep shouting until they're hoarse
Agog is kept busy trying to stay hidden
If they find him, then it's mayhem!

His work with the drums, exemplary
Once he's on stage, just extraordinary
His drumsticks move as quick as thunder
EAT SLORGS!!! are always sold out, no wonder!

So to Agog and EAT SLORGS!!!
And of course all of Neopia's Slorgs
We wish you a Happy Slorg Day
May you stay slimy all the way!

Attack of the Slorgs
by myncithemonkey

On a bright sunny day in Meridell,
Yurble Farmer is tending his crops,
There wafted a distinct Kau smell,
As the Snorkles awaited their slops.

A slithering sound can be heard,
Across the fields in the distance,
It is a strange sight so absurd,
Yurble is puzzled by its existence.

An army of Slorgs has appeared,
Red, pink, green, brown, and grey,
Zigzagging through the land they veered,
Nothing stood a chance in their way.

The Farmer brought out a machine,
His trusty Slorgeriser X4,
Firing Slorg-B-Gone quick and clean,
Halting the invasion at its core.

With one mighty Slorg Destruct blow,
The attack of the Slorgs quickly ended,
Now the crops can continue to grow,
Until their harvest ripe and splendid.

Slorg Day celebration
by leonnew

It's very good to remember,
That once a year in November,
Slorg Day will appear,
And everyone will cheer,
Blue, Red, Disco and Clay,
The Slorgs celebrate their birthday.

Grab your clothes,
Put on your dress,
And please don't stress,
This party will be a success.

At the end of the day,
Everyone will go away,
But not until we all say,
Hip hip hooray,
Happy happy Slorg Day!

Happy Slorg Day!
by yellowstefy

Oh! What is this I’ve stepped in
There’s green, sticky slime here!
I thought to myself anxiously..
‘I wonder what could be near?’

Oh! It’s a cute little Slorg, 
that caught me by surprise.
Glancing up at me 
with its big, beady eyes.

Some may say they’re strange.
Some may think they’re icky
But let’s be honest,
They’re just a cute, bundle of sticky.

With cute little spots.
A smile so big and wide,
Why would anyone
Choose to run and hide?

They’re the cutest slimy Petpets
Who else could be competition?
So attach them to your Neopets!
They’ll make the best addition.

An Ode to the Slorg
by guddi6

You may think they're a bit common
These friendly garden folk
Perhaps a tad too slimy
(Well, that one I won't revoke)
They like to potter around
Behind leaf and bush and tree
They slither down lane and road
Grinning bright with glee

They come in red and white and gold
And ghost slime's a chemical wonder
They're cast in bouncy jelly too
(From where those came, one ponders!)
They're lovely in oranges and pinks
And the pirate look's a scream
But I think we can all concur
The best's your basic green!

So just this once, don't turn up
Your nose at these salad-loving blobs
Let's have a slimy one, two, three
Cheers for the good old slorg!

Nothing Loves Like a Slorg
by espressoself

Love isn't always clean,
As is the case of the Slorg. 
Besides, if you're not making a mess,
Are you even doing anything right?

A Slorg makes the best petpet
Because they're too busy to worry about slime.
Their owner's happiness
Is the only thing on their minds. 

Incredibly happy and endearingly joyful,
Their grins never cease.
Even when you step in their slime trails and yell,
They love you all the same.

And that's the best thing about Slorgs!
They're too busy loving and caring
To care what anyone else thinks.
Sure, they're really messy-

But some of the best things are.

Sam The Slorg
by she_chose_love

Sam the Slorg,
liked to laugh and sing. 
He loved to have fun,
and could make a game out of anything. 

Sam had so many friends,
he was the most popular Slorg around. 
When you spent time with him,
it was impossible to frown. 

Sam’s favorite day, 
of the entire year was finally here. 
Sam loved to celebrate Slorg Day,
it gave him so much cheer. 

Each year on Slorg Day,
Sam threw a huge event. 
He invited all of his friends,
and everyone always went. 

Sam’s Slorg Day party, 
had lots of games and food. 
There were goodie bags and decorations,
to help set the mood. 

I hope you get the chance,
to go to Sam’s party today. 
It is the perfect way to celebrate Slorg Day,
So let’s get to it- hooray!

The Gardener's Folly
by lunabeach

The Gardener came to check his plants,
To feed them, care for them, and repel the ants,
He didn't like pests on his vegetables,
If they were infested he couldn't serve them on his table.

He had a garden full of marrow,
He would pick them up and fill his wheelbarrow,
Selling what he couldn't eat,
To fill his bank account and buy some treats.

One day he went to check his crops,
And what he saw made his bearded jaw drop!
A trail of slime, squiggling through his patch,
What kind of creature could make such a path?

He hunted and searched, pushing back leaves,
To find what kind of pest was in his garden retreat,
He rolled over a marrow and what he saw put a smile on his face,
An adorable family of Slorgs, playing with grace.

They had the cutest eyes and were laughing so hard,
He decided to leave them in his garden, they won his heart.
They were slimy and gross but not destroying his hard work,
So he let them live in his garden, in his pile of dirt.

An ode to Slorg
by __nl__

What has two eyes, 
a smile, is fluffy?
Starts in green,
but can be plushie?

What gives free neopoints,
a hundred, fifty?
Has smiles to give,
due to being thrifty?

What braves turmaculus,
symol, grave danger?
Risks being eaten,
for the kindhearted, but total stranger?

It is the slorg,
the cutest petpet ever created.
I admire him so,
To my heart, he has elevated.

A slorg, my kingdom for a slorg.