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Plushie Tycoon By Dragonrage2002

Hmm... which plushie to make?
A Kiko? A Techo?
A Nimmo or a Scorchio?
What material to take?
Paper bags? Cardboard boxes?
You have alot of choices
You can go for the cheap
And save money you'll keep
To advertise your shop
With chocolates or lollypops

But your factory won't work like that
You'll need some personnel to hire
A trainee, a manager, or a dropout?
When useless, you fire
And then when finally
Your plushies are ready
You send them to your entrepot
In which you can store quite a lot

You have your plushies loading
Waiting... always waiting...
But you just think about everything
That this little entreprise will bring
Fills you with hope
Are you going to give up? Nope!

When they are ready to ship
You send them to your shop
You open it, upgrade it
Expend it and advertise it,
Hoping the custumers will come
To buy some of your plushies,
For a little income
To make more plushies!

Lenny Conundrum By Antelious87

At once a light bulb shone
Amongst the aching in my head,
Like a beacon in the stormy sea,
Straight ahead it lead.
Hopefully I followed it,
Not knowing whence or where,
Surely, once I found the door,
The key must also be there.

Confidently I plunge ahead,
Though my sight is blind,
I add some numbers here and there,
Feeling with my mind.
I sense, behind the horizon,
My long-awaited prize,
The item and the trophy,
Behind that mountain lies!

Proudly I write my answer down,
Hit enter sans a thought,
Dreaming of the items
That could soon be bought.
The Lenny only shakes his head,
"The task is not so humdrum.
You made a pretty effort,
But are stumped by my conundrum!"

Kiko's Bandage By Angel_in_innocence

I have a lil' Kiko
With a bandage criss cross
I wonder why it's there
So I try to pull it off

My Kiko screams in anger
And pushes my hand away
It makes me leave it on
And then goes out to play

I look at her through
The open window
And yet I ponder on
I wish that I could know

What makes her keep it on?
For every single day, month, and year
And now I forget the bandage
And wonder... where's their ears?!?

Neopian Babies By Julses

Crawling, wailing, screaming, crying.
Is this the new trend?
Babies of Neopia
Will drive me round the bend!

There was once a grown up Lupe,
Who got his hands upon a baby paint brush
And now he's screaming all the time.
He just won't hush.

As well as changing the look and habits,
This paint brush changes the mind.
In maths, science, spelling and history,
That Lupe is now behind.

This paint brush has its downsides,
But it also has its ups.
It makes pets look very cute,
Just like newborn pups.

Baby brushes cost so much NP,
So do you really have to have one?
After you get it you'll have no NP,
So you won't have any fun!

I know you want a baby paint brush,
It makes your pet look cute.
But do remember once you have one,
It's hard to make them mute!

Defenders of Neopia By Sablebrock

Defenders of Neopia all sitting around
Waiting for their next mission.
Trying to wait patiently
For their boss, Judge Hog, to call them.

And as they wait their imaginations soar
Who will be the next villain to fight?
The Shadow Usul, Snowager or Balthazar?
One thing's sure--
They'd battle with all their might.

For these are no ordinary pets
They fight to rid Neopia of evil.
While civilians go to work and school
They 're pummelling the Pant Devil!

Evil quake and evil quail!
As the mighty warriors rush out flying!
On their latest mission to save someone
From... ah now, that I'm not telling.



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