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Ahoy mates a new game has come
Dubloons scattered all over!
Come get yourself some
Row your boat, back and forth
Search East and West and South and North
Beware of the cannons
These bombs you must abandon
The pirates will be very mad
That you stole their treasure, my young lad
Collect the dubloons and row forward
LOOK OUT! A cannon! Then you row backwards
Waiting for the bombs to crash
As you keep on going, as you hear Splish splash
Suddenly, the water swirls
It starts getting rough, and it spins and twirls
You start rushing further down south
Trying to get away,
Not getting sucked into the mouth
A whirlpool has struck the deep blue ocean
It has caused a great big commotion
Every thing's getting swirled inside
Paddle off! You must hide
The water starts to slowly calm down
But all the missiles are now drowned
You see a shiny dubloon just up on top
You run into a bomb, and you go POP.
You retry the game because you lost last time
Carefully now, dodge the mines
You start to like it, and you enjoy the game
That is, until, the whirlpool came.
It was late one night when I made my decision
I'd thought of this time and again
I'd unwittingly formed this perfect vision
A plan planted in my brain
The choice was a hard one and over much talk
I discussed it with people I knew
I'd decided to do it, I was getting a Krawk
I would morph my white Blumaroo
My Blumaroo, Iowa, seemed in two minds
To start with, he thought it was great
But as time went on, I read the signs
Would a morphing spell his fate?
Iowa had never been morphed before
Only painted a cool shade of white
There were lots of morphed pets
That he often saw
Well, they seemed alright!
There was Zero,
A Flotsam turned mutant Cybunny
And a Kougra who's now a Tonu
A Wocky who became a Shoyru named Sunny
But what about a Blumaroo?
Well I saved and I saved
And I played lots of games
And sold whatever I could find
In no time at all I was rewarded for my pains
The Krawk morphing potion was mine
As soon as I got it I went to my pet
And showed him what I had earned
Iowa seemed to have hoped I'd forget
He looked a little concerned
But then he said that he was ready to do it
He was ready to change right now
My Kougra said 'See? Theres nothing to it!'
'Good luck' said my electric blue Kau
So Iowa drank it, every last drop
We waited, not daring to blink
He gave one last trademark Blumaroo hop
Then said 'Wow, what a cool tasting drink!'
He started to change from what he'd once been
He didn't have fur but scales!
His skin was a glorious shade of green
And he sprouted a powerful tail
When he had morphed, no one dared talk
We all stood and stared, rather rude
'Well?' said Iowa 'Am I a Krawk?'
'You are!' my Kau finally mooed
So Iowa loves his new transformation
And so do my other pets, too
So if you want something
Then it only takes patience
Says one happy ex-Blumaroo
Chuffer Bob's Not So Sly
That silly Meerca, the Chuffer of Bob,
He thinks he can beat me, oh what a snob!
I've got a much better Cheat! face than he,
I bet he thinks I've got cards up my sleeve...
Go on ahead, I dare ya ta say it.
I'm cheating aren't I? Well come now, spray it!
Ah! I see you caught my meticulous bluff,
I had those two fours, here's the pile Chuff!
I can tell he is angry, he was going to win!
Ah what a spot I had trapped him in!
He had two cards, I had seven,
Kalora had twenty and Bruce had eleven,
Victory was his! Or so it seemed,
Right next to him my blue eyes gleamed.
The next turn rolled around, I have 4 Ace's!
Aw man just LOOK at their faces!
But, OH NO! I can't lay them down!
I have to fork over my 10 right now!
But Chuffer saw me laying it out,
He suddenly scorched out a shout,
"Cheater! I saw it! You have a nine!
You get the pile for that crime!"
I smiled sweetly, as to his surprise,
I took the pile with open eyes,
There was no pile there to take,
So his plan was foiled by his mistake!
The next turn came, I could lay down my cards!
I stared at Chuffer intently and hard,
He saw what was coming, he knew it was true,
I was hiding my face from his view.
He looked around at Kalora and Bruce,
They were happily sipping their Neo-Juice.
I picked those 4 ace's from my hand,
Chuffer stood up and suddenly ran!
I called out to him, "Come and finish the round!"
He was too far away, he couldn't hear a sound!
I laid those cards down, no one accused me,
I proudly flipped over my two pairs of three's.
A Neopet's Find
A glow of light, a glint of glass,
I bend to see, what's in the grass?
And there, beneath the heart fruit tree,
I find a bottled Air Faerie!
I look around in joy and fear,
Who has dropped this treasure here?
Could this be a clever trap?
Is Balthazar nearby perhaps?
I snatch the unexpected treat,
And dash for home on lightning feet!
Into my room, lock door, and then,
I contemplate my find again.
Should I sell it in my shop?
Or open up the bottle top?
I lift the bottle up to see,
The beauty of the Air Faerie.
Her lovely face is angel fair,
Like sunbeams is her golden hair.
I want to keep this pretty thing,
This tiny girl with sparkling wings.
But I know what's right; I know what's fair,
She is a creature of the air.
Her arms reach out in silent plea,
I take a breath, and set her free.
With kiss of breath she blesses me,
With the "spark" ability,
Then flies away to Faerieland,
Leaving just a bottle in my hand.
A young Krawk, fearless and bold,
Searching Krawk Harbour for wealth untold
Pulling his gold from the crystal lagoon,
Our brave hero finds another dubloon
But all is not well for our reptilian friend,
For trouble is looming upwind
Escape the Black Pawkeet, that is the key,
And glory will abound, you shall see
Treacherous mines that could sink his ship,
Dangerous old pirates could ruin our Krawk's trip
Row true, fearless Dorak, and steer straight,
Avoid the sinister pirate
And his peg-legged first mate
Look to your left! There's more shiny treasure,
Outwitting the pirates his only pleasure
Get to the gold before they can
Row faster, that's the plan
And as our subject draws near
The pirates give him an ugly sneer
But for all their efforts to end his quest,
Young Dorak has escaped
With their treasure chest!
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