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Flotsam Day Special
The Flotsam Filled With Apathy
Within prehistoric lands,
You'll find a wheel so dull.
This pastime is less than grand—
I don't like it at all.
While it may not take a while
Like a certain other wheel,
It will seldom make you smile
Or pay for fancy meals.
This game so very bland is led
By a Flotsam oh so bored.
Plesio's face seems quite dead
Regardless of your score.
So you've gotten the grand prize!
You may be overjoyed,
Yet there's no fun in this guy's eyes—
He's even quite annoyed.
If you visit Plesio,
Apathy is what you'll find
Because the sums of cash are low
And the loot's not of grand kind.
Fierce Flotsam Hunter
All the petpets of Neopia,
With fins, with gills, with scales,
Live in fear of the Flotsam Hunter -
I'm sure you've heard the tales!
This fierce-looking creature
Swims through the rivers and the seas,
Hunting petpets far and wide,
He's an aquatic enemy!
Armed with nets and spears,
Equipped with hooks upon his back,
The Flotsam Hunter spends his time
Setting up his traps.
There's nothing he won't stop at,
There's little he won't do,
Through the water he ducks and dives,
He preys upon water-based petpets,
He captures them with ease,
The tiny creatures quake in fear
As he drags them through the seas.
But here's a little secret,
The petpets scared need not be,
They're taken to the Rock Pool,
And sold to loving families!
Flotsam Day Celebrations
How should we celebrate?
With a barbecue on land
or a pool party?
How can you move freely?
You're as comfy on grass
as you are in rivers.
Decorated in many colors—
How are you all so cute?
Do you prefer the exotic Islands
or the squishy Plushies?
Flotsams near and far—
How do you live apart?
Never give up on each other
as you wouldn't forsake your friends.
How do you like this world?
Would you rather live elsewhere
in a planet from a book?
Stylish little pets—
How do you look so good?
You have the best taste in clothes
from Maraqua to Terror Mountain.
How do you enjoy the land?
Do you prefer playing Gormball
or Sakhmet Solitaire?
How are the choppy waves?
Do you like floating on the surface
or diving way down deep?
How do you feel today?
We hope this celebration
is the way you could've dreamed!
Flotsams glide the ocean
Like dolpins in the sea
We see their fun and graceful dance
Like a ballerina in her leotard,
The flotsams of the sea,
Glide past us gracefully.
They're not just sea neopets,
or any marine creatures,
they're a mix of elegance and mischievousness
The flotsams of the great neopian sea,
We witness as they slide past in the river's breeze.
I live in the ocean,
With all my fishy friends,
Exploring in the coral,
And following sea trends.
A horn upon my head,
And a fin upon my back,
I'm certainly no Jetsam,
So there's no fear of attack.
I'm a happy little Neopet,
Beneath the bright blue waves,
There's never been a Flotsam,
That often misbehaves.
I'm as playful as can be,
Blowing bubbles just for fun,
And my acrobatic tricks,
Can leave a crowd undone!
But, mostly I just like to swim,
Beside someone I love,
And so I'd love a visit,
From my owner up above.
Summer Of Flotsam
Floating and flipping, the water is clear
It's Flotsam Day and we will all cheer
The pools are open, the ocean is near
Gather with friends, summer is here
We'll celebrate under the hot, hot sun
Start with a barbecue, burgers and buns
A special day dawns, here to have fun
The Flotsams are swimming, July has just begun
The water loving Neopet that we all adore
With fins and a horn, never a bore
Splashing and soaking all of their friends
Flotsams are the life of the party, until the very end
As the sun starts to set, fireflies arrive
The campfire is burning, the moon rises high
We'll break out the marshmallows and crackers for s'mores
While the Flotsams come in, wading from the shore
With our best friends around, and Flotsams as well
Relaxing and laughing with stories to tell
Together we sing, voices filled with glee
No where better to be, than spending summer by the sea
Happy Flotsam Day!
If you follow the Neopian winds,
down to the sea.
Take a look around,
tons of Flotsams there will be.
Whether it is a cold winders night,
or a hot summers day.
Near the sea,
is where Flotsams always stay.
One of the best swimmers,
in all of Neopia and beyond.
Flotsams are a species,
of which many are very fond.
Today we celebrate,
every Flotsam we know.
The ones in Neopia,
and the deep waters below.
A new Flotsam color,
will be released in celebration today.
I hope it is marble,
or candy- hooray!
So happy Flotsam day Neopia,
I hope you have lots of fun.
As you enjoy the summer,
and celebrate Flotsams until the day is done.
Will Work for Food: A Flotsam's Request
Bon appetit, I'm the best!
Come help me on my kitchen quest.
My culinary skills prep meals,
That everybody wants to steal.
Come sit down and bring a plate.
From ingredients I shall create,
A dish that makes your tastebuds dance
And aesthetically pleasing at a glance.
The Runny Eggs sunny side up,
Or Runny Eyeballs in a cup.
Scallion Samosas' crispy crunch,
What dish would you like to have for lunch?
Baked Octopus with Spicy Sprouts?
Order up, it'll be right out.
But while you wait, I must ask,
If I can grant you with a task.
These ingredients I seem to lack,
Fetch them for me and come right back!
Then with my talent I will design
A beautiful dish that tastes so fine.
Hurry now, you haven't much time,
Before I help the next in line.
A unique experience awaits,
Quickly now, don't be late!
The jelly world may not exist,
But jelly foods do.
If offered some, I would ask for:
"Jelly Flotsams, thank you!"
Shaped like Flotsams, these cute candies
Have great variety.
They're chewy, yummy, sour, sweet -
You'd eat them excitedly.
The Apple Jelly Flotsams are,
Green and extra juicy.
The Lime Jelly Flotsams are,
Sour but strangely yummy.
Created specially for Flotsam Day,
Is the Blueberry type.
Looking at the variety,
These jellies give me hype!
We cannot forget this next one;
It's greatly sought after.
It's the Banana Jelly Flotsam
And its unusual flavour.
Last but certainly not least,
We have Strawberry ones:
Chewy, fruity, tangy, sweet,
Yes, I would eat tons.
The next time you visit a store,
Consider buying some.
With so many types and flavours,
I'm sure you'll have great fun!
Moving quickly through the water,
Swaying their tail to and fro.
There is a special Neopet,
With a dolphin kinda flow.
Flotsams are small in size,
Which makes them easy prey.
The bigger Neopets can hunt them down,
And then begin to slay.
But Flotsams can sense when they are not safe,
Because they are very bright.
They quickly consider their surroundings,
And then swim out of sight.
So on this day we celebrate,
Our fishy little friends.
Singing birthday songs and having fun,
Until the day ends.
The Flotsam Hunter
For anyone who desires a fishy petpet
as a Maraquan refugees.
The Rock Pool has anything you'd like
for all your Petpet needs.
So if you wish for a Baby Blu
a Dartail or a Delfin
there's one Flotsam
that you should be callin'
The Flotsam Hunter is the one
who scourges the Maraquan Ruins
and when it comes to catching Petpets
his abilities make him a shoo-in.
His speed underwater is
matched only by his precision
in finding Sharky's or Pookas
or Tanizards or Soreens.
Given the scarcity and difficulty
of catching such Petpets
the high price he calls for
is considered well worth it.
So when seeing how much
the Lutra is worth currently
remember the Flotsam Hunter's skill
brings for the rise in the currency.
Flotsam is the name of the game,
Actually it isn't the name of the game,
My, oh my, what a shame.
Flotsams are one of my favourite Neopets,
Don't tell the others or they'll get jealous,
I'm just over here being zealous.
The aquatic pet that loves studying,
The dangers within the clouds and the waters,
Is it any wonder why their day is in the month of swimming.
Underwater Chef and Plesio,
To name a few,
Are examples of famous flotsams,
Wanna join their crew?
Pity Not the Fire
Pity not the one with fins
Of blazing marigold
Who cannot enter where her kin
Have thrived since times of old.
Beneath the waves, her kind shall glide,
And take no notice of
How well the water holds their shape
More so than wrap or glove.
In spite of said restrictions, think:
Of those Flotsams who swim,
How many eyes can penetrate
The dark, when days grow dim?
The one of coal and golden tones
Leaves light and heat behind
Whene'er she glides upon the land,
So pity not her kind.
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