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Extra: Baby Neopets Ready to
Invade the Battledome

By Brotherthor

We teach our little Neotykes to behave -
To share, to be nice, and to be polite.
Yet in the Baby Battledome of the future
Baby Neopets will undoubtedly make it
A habit to kick, scratch and bite.

Will a baby Aisha be as strong as an adult Aisha?
Will naps replace freezing?
Will a Carawool Blanket Toss
Have the power to make
The opposing baby Neopet cry and sweat?
Have the creators of the
Baby Neopet paintbrushes
Considered any of these possibilities yet?

Will battle pairings be arranged by
Weight, age and size of Neopets?
Will there be various Baby Battledome Leagues?
What special Baby Battledome Moves
Will a baby Neopet possess?
What the Neopet babies' special abilities
Will be is anyone's guess.

Will new Baby Battledome weapons appear?
Will we see Diaper Bombs which cause
Many earth icons of damage?
Might there be a Rattle of Rage which
Knocks over the little combatants?
Will music boxes playing lullabies
Be used to slow down opponents?

Perhaps a special Gagagrub formula
Will be used to restore hitpoints.
Do we need to keep extremely poisonous weapons
Away from the baby Neopets?
Are some weapons too loud or scary?
We don't want to make a hasty Battledome
Exit to visit the vet.

If a baby Neopet doesn't want to finish a battle
Should he be allowed to simply leave and play
Somewhere else that day?
Will there be a snack time; will there be recess?
What about story telling time?
Will there be television or videos?

Should the owner of a baby Neopet be required
To potty train their baby Neopets
Before the baby can fight in the Battledome?
Would a nanny be allowed to assist a baby Neopet
In the Battledome, along with a Petpet?
The Baby paintbrush brings
New challenges to us all.
With creativity and imagination this
New Neopian development should be a ball.

Cloud Racing By Princess_moonraye

I've been traveling for weeks now,
To get to this special place.
There are so many people gathering here,
To watch the first Cloud Race.

Anyone can take part,
Even you and me!
Just pick a cloud to ride on,
Who's faster? We'll soon see.

I rather like the Space Faerie model,
It's shining silver and blue.
But if that's already taken,
Then the Fire Faerie will do.

And what about the Battle Faerie?
Her ride is pretty cool.
The Dark Faerie thinks hers is better,
She says she's going to rule!

Now we're onto the Petpets,
Yes, they each have a cloud!
The Buzzer and the Miamouse,
The Meekins and the Floud.

So now you've seen all the Faeries' clouds,
Dark, Space, Battle and Fire.
You should know which is really awful
And which is a first rate flyer.

So you are finally ready to fly,
And you listen for the voice so loud.
Who will say the words 'Go',
And 'Neopians, start your cloud.'

Just Right By vertigoGirl08

"I want a chocolate house!" my Neopet cries,
And my last, tiny shred of hope dies,
Although I've worked all day long,
Something is ringing in my head like a gong,
I know sadly I have not earned enough Neopoints,
To afford for my Peophin a nice comfy joint,
I walk up to the builders,
While the last of my bravery lingers,
And silently fill out the form
With shaking fingers.

The next day, with my pet blindfolded,
I lead her to the house that has been molded,
It is made entirely out of dung,
And the stench could make you turn and run,
I take off the cloth that covers my pet's eyes,
Ready with lots of excuses and lies,
But instead of fainting,
She looks around with - is it pride?
And silently, she walks inside.

She cocks her head from left to right,
And she exclaims with delight,
"I love it! Wonderful! Simply sublime!"
In answering, I take my time,
Finally I stutter shamefully,
"But it's d-dung and ch-cheap.
That's p-plain to s-see!"
Then she looks up at me
With those eyes of brown,
And she smiles like a clown,
"But it came from deep inside your heart,
And that's all I care about,"
Then I gave her a hug,
And she gave one to me,
And we both settled down to watch her dung T.V.
And as we munched popcorn
And slurped NeoCola all night,
I knew things were turning out just right!

The Ghost Lupe and His Bride
By Volcanica_Kougra

'Twas such a dark and stormy night,
When he set out on his quest,
He knew he must prepare to fight,
He had to pass this test.

His blushing bride had just been taken,
Across the sea, and to an Isle,
And so the Lupe's rage did awaken,
He knew the quest would be worthwhile.

When he landed on the shore,
The hostile natives waited there,
Threatened by ten score, or more,
He had to fight for his bride, so fair.

He charged straight into the hoard,
His sabre drawn, his spirit high,
The metal clash of spear on sword,
But something soon would go awry.

The captors could not lose their prize,
They would not allow this Lupe to win,
So they slayed his bride before his eyes,
For our hero, something died within.

He ran over to where she fell,
And stroked her muzzle with his paw,
Sobbing, he said his last farewell,
Filled with sadness, brutal and raw.

He lay down next to his bride,
From this plane he would depart,
He would meet her on the other side,
For he died of a broken heart.

But he still meets her every night,
Still in love, after such a trial,
Always they will reunite,
The Ghost Lupe lovers of Mystery Isle!

Wandering Ghosts By Gabzero360

I was looking around at the Money Tree
When I heard a sound, like, "Hee hee hee!"
So I turn around, and what do I see,
But some wandering ghosts, coming after me.

Ghost after ghost with bags in their hands
{Probably stuff they stole from across the land.}
Then a bag ripped, and they all turned around
Scrambling to get the items from the ground.

They seemed harmless, so I went back to looking
When three Zafaras ran past,
And boy, were they booking!!!
And who was following,
Who I'd expect at the most
But some white figures; the wandering ghosts!!!

I was losing my patience,
So I went up to one ghost
And I said, "I'm better than you,
Not trying to boast.
I don't steal, I don't chase;
I just buy, or here, take.
So get out of here!!!
And don't make me wait!!!"

So the ghosts sulked out,
Some crying, some just sad.
They'd learned their lesson,
They knew they were bad.

But oh, they'll come back,and steal again.
But the stumping question is... when???



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