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Neopets Poems

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Ice Cream Machine
by indulgences

I've played this unsuccessfully
Since first I joined this site.
I play it every afternoon,
And every hapless night.

I want the shining avatar
That this darn game does give.
I've tried to get it nine straight years.
My outlook's negative.

My highest score is 13k.
I've no idea when
I got this score, and how, and where.
I have no acumen.

I need that sparkling avatar
Complete with bright pink scoops.
Adee is cute in winter gear,
Then plastered with pink goop.

So try again, I must, I must.
I sigh, and play once more.
I'm quite determined to achieve
My highest Ice Cream score!

Xandra, oh Speckled Xweetok
by tallydepp

Xandra, oh Speckled Xweetok, 
Would you be able to sleep at night
Were you not still turned to stone?
Once the Faerie's protege
They took you in
And taught you everything you know.
Never once did they suspect
The scholar they viewed their own
Would betray them so completely
Turning them to stone.
Xandra, oh Speckled Xweetok,
Of evil plan and mind
Destroyer of Faerieland
Creator of its demise.
Petrified by Hanso, with eyes of stone you're blind
And oblivious you will forever remain
To Faerieland's rise again.
Xandra, oh Speckled Xweetok,
If indeed you sleep
May all your dreams be nightmares.
What you sow may you reap.

Magic Shop Woes
by alyndasgallery

I'm lurking in the Magic Shop,
I want a special brew.
Something to turn my Neopet,
Into an exciting hue.

I'm waiting in the Magic Shop,
Potions and spells galore.
But that's not what I'm after,
So I will have to wait some more.

I'm hiding in the Magic Shop,
Waiting for a new restock.
There are lots of people here,
So many, it's a shock.

I'm hoping in the Magic Shop,
To see something worth my while.
If I should nab a morphing potion,
I'd leave here with a smile.

I'm sighing in the Magic Shop,
While restocking, I was beat.
I missed out on a Krawk potion,
And now I'm admitting defeat.

I'm exiting the Magic Shop,
Today just wasn't my day.
But I'll be back tomorrow,
With Neopoints ready to pay!

Mutant Masterpiece
by coach2939

Oh colourful wocky, 
You're weird and unique, 
Nothing quite like you
Strolls Neopia's streets

You're snarly and gnarly 
With a tongue long as your tail, 
Big red scary eyes and 
Teeth that won't fail

You're certainly not lovely,
Nor soft bunny cute, 
But your character shines
And your paint job's a hoot!

We need more just like you, 
Wocky of mine, 
Cause different's not ugly 
Different's just fine!

The Grumpy Old King
by flustre

I went to visit the Grumpy Old King
Nervously, I tripped on my shoestring
He did not laugh as I thought he would
I thought ‘uh-oh, this cannot be good’

Walking further up was a complete blur
I did not want another incident to occur
I straightened up and fixed my bow-tie
As for the avatar, I hoped I’d qualify

I greeted him kindly and he just stared
Sitting comfortably on his wooden chair
I did not know how to begin to speak
All I could let out was a little squeak

I cleared my throat and tried again
As I was wishing to be a comedian
My joke began with ‘What do you call…’
And ended with ‘…an Aisha doll’

After what felt like an hour and a half
The Grumpy Old King let out a tiny laugh
No avatar received, so I felt a little down

He looked at my face and noticed a frown

I told him I just wanted the jester avatar
And felt that my joke was quite subpar
He hinted me for another joke and grinned
It was something about… fierce Peophins?


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