Petpet Haiku
by Iwishihadalife

Liobits came free
Weeble was there from the start
But neither found love

Shop Wizard found one
Who could go the the battle
On a dark island

Altachucks aren't mean
Or even remotely fierce
And he lost quickly

A Fir's a tree
But what tree fights to win levels
Not my Petpet one

I hope that someday
My Petpet will win levels
And bring us some joy!

Of Shops And Markets
by Uberhydroyeast

If you're planning on making a bit of dough,
Why not open a store?
With goods to go and goods to show,
Who could ask for more?
Whether you specialise in codestones
Or sell plushies by the tonne,
Pave your way through night and day
To become the number one!

Mr. Shop Wizard is always happy
To lend a helping hand,
With spells that bind he'll surely find
The best prices in all the land.
His wizardry ways are wondrous
And he always gets it right,
If the prices might grow and you need to know,
He'll stop you from having a fright.

Remember to always make sure
Your shop isn't cluttered with banners.
Using too much code 
Makes your revenue slowed
And crashing web pages is just bad manners.
Neopia is one great place
To get "buy" with your shop,
That joke was so "punny," 
I found it quite funny,
And I hope you are laughing nonstop. =D

Please Don't Buy Me A Paint Brush
by Otocat

Please don’t buy me a paint brush,
Even though your heart is true,
I like the basic colours,
I like my original hue.

I know you’ve saved for months
For a special brush surprise,
Searching for the perfect gift, 
But I don’t want a new disguise. 

Every colour is stunning,
From cloud to pirate and gold.
Maraquan is quite in style,
Or at least I have been told. 

Tyrannian looks are fierce, 
Dimensional makes you glow,
Faerie is oh-so-magical!
Be festive with Christmas or snow.

All brushes are beautiful,
But basic blue fits me best.
I still think I am unique,
Just as special as the rest.

Now that I’ve told you my wish,
You seem to look a bit sad.
Promise I’m not ungrateful,
You’re the best owner I’ve had.

Please don’t buy my a paint brush,
Just look at my smile and see --
I don’t need to change my look,
I’m happy just being me!

Ode To Expense
by Morgansnark

Each day, 50k --
But that still isn't enough.
Each day, 100k --
Maybe someday, but still,
Nowhere near enough.

Maybe someday,
When 100k seems to be
Just as easy as 10k a day,
I'll have a chance
At all the colours
That I could ever want.

I'm blinded each day
By such ideas, but still --
50k a day,
100k a day,
I'm still stuck.

A million Neopoints
Seems like much,
But then you see
A transparent pb "only" 3 million
And frustration sets in.

So, I sit here playing games,
Thinking to myself,
"Eventide, grey, transparent.
So many goals,
So little patience."

Each day, 50k --
But that still isn't enough.
Each day, 100k --
Maybe someday, but still,
Nowhere near enough.

The Snowager Sleepth
by Outlander_

Deep in his icy cave,
He slumbers.
Puffs of mist
Curl from his snout,
And the only sound
Is the rhythmic breathing
Of in and out.

Do I dare
To reach up and touch his icy skin?
Do I dare
Smile a smile that mocks him?
Saying that I am here
And he is unaware?
Do I dare
Steal some treasure?

Nerves of steel
And eyes of greed,
I spy a piece of treasure
That I need!

A Purple Negg
Right under his tail,
I approach him --
Slow and quiet,
I try to be.

Then, his great big icy eye
Stares right at me!
He moans
And closes the glassy eye;
My heart jumps and thumps,
And I think to myself,
"This isn't worth the try!"

So, I leave the sleeping Snowager
In his icy cave of loot.
Maybe one day
I will go once again
And test my fate.