GRARRL DAY SPECIAL

Famous Grarrls And Other Fun Facts
by Spunkbubblicious

What do you know about Grarrls? 
Probably not that much.
This neopet keeps a low profile, 
but here’s some fun facts and such.
Grarrls can eat almost anything -- 
Omelettes, plushies, and books.
They can be painted in wild ways, 
with 55 different looks.

With a reputation for toughness 
and those spiky teeth,
Meeting a kind Grarrl 
might seem entirely beyond belief.
First, there’s Galem Darkhand -- 
the most ruthless Grarrl known.
He attacked the Ice Caves, 
but from power he was overthrown.
Next, there’s Grarrg, 
a commander found in the Battledome.
He loves to play Go! Go! Go! 
and calls Tyrannia his home.
Then there’s Gooblah, 
the Food Club competitor, 
who really loves to eat.
Legend has it his favorite snack 
is actually Kacheek meat.

But not all Grarrls are evils beasts; 
the truth is far from it.
There are kind and noble Grarrls, 
and others known for wit.
For example, a Grarrl is one of 
the twelve protectors of Altador.
His name is Torakor 
but he is known as “The Gladiator.”
There is also the Keno Grarrl, 
who lets you bet on which eggs with hatch.
She says the game is based on luck; 
indeed, there is no catch.
Next up is Sir Drysdan. 
He is a Brightvale knight.
He protects the castle, hates the darkness, 
and prefers the light.

Grarrls are known for their strength. 
They’re powerful and mighty, too!
But, because of their bad rep, 
few have a chance to have 
an understanding owner like you!
Head to the Neopian Pound. 
There’s no better time than today.
Pick up a Grarrl, give him a hug, 
just be careful when you play...

My Silly Grarrl Sock Puppet
by Sugarypixiestix2

When it's cloudy and rainy outside,
I feel a languid step in my stride.
Being bored inside the entire day
is not what I'd yearned to portray.

But then, I hear a voice in my head
that says to get my toy of thread.
It's a Grarrl Sock Puppet of mine
and it always makes my eyes shine.

The Money Tree is where I found it,
and owning it has sharpened my wit.
So, whenever I really want to laugh,
my wee puppet does so on my behalf.

Putting it on gives me many ideas,
like my one-liner about tortillas.
Never does it ridicule my clowning;
in fact, it helps it from frowning.

A toothy smile is only what I see
when it's sitting down on my knee.
Dreariness has become non-existent,
ever since I got my fun assistant.

Rotten Egg Grarrl Gobstopper
by Indulgences

This Gobstopper is hideous.
It's awful, loathsome stuff.
The stinking shell's detestable.
I can't get far enough!

It oozes with a horrid pus.
The liquid smells obscene.
This Gobstopper is odious,
The foulest ever seen!

I try to force my grudging self
To take a tiny taste.
It's food, no matter how accursed.
It should not go to waste!

I open wide my fearful mouth.
My mind is terrified.
I'm anxious and I'm panicking.
The smell, I can't abide!

But, what is this? The food tastes nice!
Like honey barbecue!
The food inside the shell's divine.
It's rich and savory, too!

The pus turns out to be a treat.
It's tempting, yummy gel.
It's appetizing, heavenly,
And all my fears are quelled!

I finish off my special feast.
I lick my fingers clean.
I now adore this Gobstopper,
The finest ever seen!

Despite its awful, beastly looks,
Please give this treat a try!
It's luscious, tasty, gorgeous stuff,
You simply can't deny!

Big Heart, Tiny Arms
by o0_ravenclaw_0o

The Tyrannian Plateau is full
Of creatures just like me.
Fierce and full of rage,
Stomping 'round for all to see.

Teeth sharp like Maractite swords,
Yet white as Terror's snow.
They let out fearsome, rumbling roars,
Their eyes possessed and glow.

Tall as mountains, hard as stone,
We're sure to cause alarm,
As long as you don't focus on
Our floppy, childlike arms.

You wouldn't know to look at me,
In my scaly, monstrous way,
That I'm a sensitive 'pet, too!
Please don't just run away.

We Grarrls are strong, and yes, we're proud,
Even though we lack in arm.
We're fierce, and fiercely loyal!
We'll protect you from all harm!

So, maybe you're afraid,
Or just trying to mask your laughter.
But you should consider a Grarrl
If it's the perfect 'pet you're after.

Grarrls may be frightening,
But we aren't without our charms!
Maybe you should take a chance on 'pets
With big hearts and tiny arms.

A Grarrl Eating Catastrophe
by Dr_tomoe

It's a well known fact
that Grarrls love to eat;
some would argue more than
a Jetsam or a Skeith.

While it can be handy
to have them eat your junk,
you have to watch their appetite
or you'll soon be sunk!

They'll eat the breakfast table,
tablecloth and all,
before taking bites out of
the table in the hall.

Neogarden plants will be
like an expensive salad,
followed by the flaming guitar,
so no more power ballads.

It might seem funny at first,
but it will make you think
that your friendly Grarrl
is becoming a Neopoint sink.

Books chewed upon and
toys gobbled whole,
and you don't like the way
he's eying the neighbor's Symol.

And then, the worst thing possible
at the worst possible time.
He eats a Bony Grarrl Club --
so much for rarity ninety-nine!

Of course, your Grarrl won't do that,
he's far to well-behaved for that,
although he does seem to be
getting sick of all that omelette...

Torakor The Gladiator
by Toffeedatepudding

Of twelve heroes, he is one.
Countless battles he has won.
Strength of character, 
Bravery, and wit...
It’s Torakor.

The night sky honours him;
A constellation lights the grim.
Gallant and just,
Steadfast and true...
It’s Torakor.

History tells the tale
Of the fight that he has failed.
One fight, one loss,
Against the mighty
King Altador.

Torakor, humbled in defeat,
Admitted he was beat.
A gracious sport,
A new loyal cohort,
It’s Torakor.

He now stands by his side,
His Majesty’s pride.
Neopia's new hero,
A repentant Grarrl,
It’s Torakor.

The Fearsome Grarrl
by Binky1260

If you want a ‘pet who’s cuddly
And happy all the while,
With good manners and small appetite,
Then do not choose a Grarrl.

Polite and mild-mannered
Are words that don’t describe him;
He’s loud and brash and powerful,
And bent on pure destruction.

He gets downright irascible
If his appetite’s not sated;
Best hide items in your SDB
Before you find them raided.

He fits the adage perfectly
Of all brawn and no brain,
But he’s unmatched in the Battledome
When he deigns to train.

Avatar collectors
And those with BD savvy
Know that equipping him with a Bony Grarrl Club
Will net an awesome avvie.

So, if you prefer a peaceful ‘pet
With a character that’s meek,
You should eschew the fearsome Grarrl
And opt for a Kacheek!

The Kind Grarrl
by Darling25

Many Grarrls are thought to be
Dark and fierce and mean,
But one that would not hurt a flea
Is our own springtime queen.

Her dress is pink and her skin is green
And she always wears a smile.
On helping she is always keen,
To spread her kindness for a while.

She spends her days out in the sun,
Searching all around. 
Negg hunting is just so much of fun!
Her joy in this is most profound.

She does not keep the Neggs for her alone --
No, Rosie’s much too sweet.
All over Neopia it is known,
That ‘pets can come to her to get a treat.

And if the Neggs are not your thing,
There’s always a great chance,
That Rosie’ll take you for a swing:
She’s always loved to dance!

Grarrls Are Great!
by Ragecandybar

Dagger-sharp fangs glint with a grin;
He has rough ruby scales instead of skin.
Even his laugh sounds like a snarl --
Nothing compares to owning a Grarrl!

His fearless ways and loyal heart
Make up for all that he’s torn apart. 
No opponent is stronger than he --
Those in the 'Dome would surely agree.

The ancient plateau on which he was born
Was craggy and hot, the rocks weather-worn.
That rough terrain has filled him with might;
His primordial jaws pack quite a bite.

Though some 'pets are picky whenever they eat,
To any good Grarrl, a shoe is a feast!
His appetite matches his enormous size, 
Forgetting to feed him would be most unwise. 

To make sure he stays happy,
Feed him twelve meals a day.
He’ll be your best friend and be there to stay.
With so much to love, why not give it a try?
Adopt a Grarrl today, 
There’s no need to be shy.

The Maraquan Grarrl
by Bartez

Maraquan Grarrls are never at ease,
They constantly roam the seas,
Searching for anything to eat,
Be it meat or concrete.

Some say stay out of their sight; 
Nothing's worse than their bite.
Others say they are harmless,
And those accusations are ridiculous!

Truth is, Grarrls' hearts are as big as them;
They don’t intentionally cause mayhem.
They'd much rather have fun
And hang out with loved ones.

So, come this Grarrl Day,
Let’s all shout hooray
As we seek to party
And celebrate in the deep blue sea.