Bottle Of Black Sand
by Jo_eccentric

I wonder where this came from?
This bottle that's in my reach.
It cannot be from Neopia,
For there's no black sand beach.

A bottle of the darkest sand,
It fills the glassy walls.
It's odd that someone bottles this
And puts it in shop stalls.

Faerieland is not its home.
This thing's not coloured pink.
It could have come from Kreludor
Or even Virtupets, I think. 

I'm unsure of its origins,
From which place or which land.
All I know is that it's filled
With lots of dark black sand.

Sometimes I Dream Of Faerie Food
by Sopheyy

Sometimes I dream of Faerie Food,
the sort that makes you salivate.
My edible reverie tends to include
new dishes that sweeten any foul mood.

Scooping handfuls of 
Heavenly Roast Turkey meat,
slurping hot ladles of Soup Faerie Soup, 
swallowing whole a flying purple faerie beet.
My stomach again begs for a new dish to eat.

Munching slices of Cherry-tastic Faerie Pie,
devouring the delicate lattice of puff pastry,
swimming in jam the color of sparkling red dye.
It's not long before a new dish catches my eye.

Swallowing huge chunks 
of Chocolate Wing Cake,
Licking layers of shiny milk chocolate glazing,
searching for extra crumbs 
of the luscious bake.
Soon, for the taste of a new dish 
I begin to ache.

Sipping glasses of Jhuidah's Tangy Fruit Juice,
gargling bottles of fruity Fountain Faerie Punch,
drowning in pools of exquisite fluids profuse. 
What a state of happiness 
these new dishes induce.

The images of reality begin to intrude. 
My head spins; feels woozy and too heavy. 
I wake from the delusion 
feeling rather subdued.
Sometimes I dream of Faerie Food.

Oh, Pant Devil
by Vinnicbat

Oh, Pant Devil,
why must you take
that wondrous morphing potion?!?
Just give me a break!

There were more options,
with beauty and sight.
Why must you snag?
What pillage of plight!

Oh, Pant Devil,
You make me so stern!
You purloin things I bought
with the money I earned!

How long will you continue?
My purchase is gone!
Why must you continue
to do things so wrong?

Oh, Pant Devil,
how do I keep you away?
How do I make you pay?

Wait a minute...

I just realized
that my Safety Deposit box 
is just a click away.

Cheeseroller On A Hot Day
by Choquis

Saved my Neopoints all week long
to buy my racing cheese.
I ponder at the massive shelves, 
then say, “Blue warty, please!”

I drag it to the starting line
and wait for the race to start.
Three... two... one! It’s time to go.
I push with all my heart.

I push it faster, bounces around,
but still sails quick to base.
The sun shines hot on sticky cheese,
but I keep my speedy pace.

Dive left to avoid a low tree branch,
then right to avoid a hole.
The cheese melts fast around my hands,
but I still rush toward my goal. 

Push it more, but as I do
the melting cheese starts to shrink.
But still it dances down the hill
as I gag on cheesy stink.

The end is near, but gooey cheese
is getting hard to steer.
Forward somersault, cheese flies high!
The audience starts to cheer.

Almost there, but pungent smell 
is making me lose sight.
I give my all just one last time
and push with all my might.

Close my eyes, my dream is done,
there is no way it will win.
I open them to see the damage,
but instead, let out a grin.

Just fifty seconds past the time
I pushed the cheese from high,
so with avatar and cheese in hand,
I learned it pays to try.

Dyeworks Hue Brew Potion
by Blacklightnin

Attention, folks! 
New Dyeworks Hue Brew Potion, step right up!
Listen here, Acaras, Bruces, 
Even baby Lupe pups:
You can change your wardrobe's color 
With this latest invention;
Be different and paint, and avoid convention.

What happens when 
You pop it open, you might ask?
With this new potion, 
Changing colors became an easy task.
Red to blue? Maybe orange to green?
Now, changing colors 
With this potion is the latest scene.

Spice up that wardrobe, straight from the top.
Rainbows flowing outward, pouring non-stop.
Butterfly Shower 
Now flies in four different shades.
Sparkling Faerie Wings 
Now come in the four coolest fades.

See, the Black Ruffled Dress, 
It looks sharp in blue.
I'll bet you impress 
With your new Multicolor Wig 'do.
Philosopher's Wig just got a whole lot younger,
Keep going with your Silver Star Bracers,
You've got the color hunger.

Splendid, your Dark Enchanted Cape 
Can be pink if you care,
But go color now if it's something 
That you need to wear.
See, the important thing is you can 
Only color these items for a limited time.
Items painted today might be gone tomorrow 
At the drop of a dime.

Now, get on over to the NC Mall --
If you like to color you'll surely have a ball.
Step right up and get 
Some Dyeworks Hue Brew Potion
And walk through Neopia 
With the hottest new colors in motion.