Transparifish
by Indulgences

Its bones show brightly through its skin.
Its mouth is gaping wide.
Its teeth are tiny, sharp and cruel.
It has transparent eyes.

The sight of this most awful fish
Makes me so scared and meek.
My brain shuts down, my face is drawn.
My mind is dark and bleak.

I would not like to catch this fish
When fishing all alone.
It's strange and ghostly, pale and odd,
From depths that are unknown.

Transparifish, you frighten me.
You fill my mind with fear.
Feel free to leave me all alone.
Feel free to disappear.

Halloween Petpets Scare Me!
by Roxisurfrchick

Have you ever seen a Halloween Snowbunny?
Probably not, because they cost 
A lot of money, honey.
When you are around them don’t be a dummy,
For they are best friends 
With the Kookith mummy.
Snowbunnies are supposed 
To be cute and fluffy,
But when they are painted Halloween
They are just so scary to me.

Little vampire teeth that bite --
Really, does that not give you a fright?
I would not want to run into 
One of them at the Haunted Fairground,
Because I heard they emit this terrible sound!
And, in a heartbeat, they will have you bound.
To take you away to 
Their Haunted Halloween Snowbunny lair!
Oh my, what a scare!

To see a Halloween Snowbunny 
With a Halloween Polarchuck.
Oh, what luck!
I do not trust Halloween Petpets, no I do not.
Trust me... they scare me a lot!
“Why, is that?” you ask?
Is my terror that hard to grasp?
Well, okay. Maybe you are right... 
Maybe I am just a sap.
But if a Halloween Petpet shows up, 
I refuse to take my nap!
And I will be out of here in a snap!

Plight Of The Unconverted Plushie
by Suzerz

"Squishy, cuddly, adorable...
Very well named, up for trade!
No thank you, good luck trading!"
I feel like I'm in a parade.

All throughout the Pound Chat,
From board to board I bounce,
Offers rejected again and again,
But nobody will pounce.

"What about this well named 'pet,
High stats and the same tier?"
My owner ponders for a while,
I sit and wait in fear.

"Well, okay, sure... let's make this trade!"
I jump up and start to grin!
A new owner, 
Someone who will love and cherish me,
I hope their other 'pets welcome me in!

The trade is made, I'm finally home!
I feel like I can finally settle.
Relax, make friends, be loved forever...
Relieved and slightly sentimental.

But then my new owner grabs me by the arm
And walks me back to the Pound Chat.
"New owner, unconverted up for trade!"
Well, so much for that...

Ode To The Janitor
by Neuroticat42

Another Altador Cup has come to a close;
now is the time to pack up and go home.
Grown tired have we, of Yooyuballl and slushies.
Rest will come easy in the light of a win.
Yooyus applaud themselves 
on their performances. 

Yet, in the chaos, a mess is left;
under benches and across fields
rubbish litters all the playing areas.
But who is brave enough to clean the mess?
Loyal to the town and to neatness true,
envied by none and remembered by few.

For The Love Of Gift Boxes!
by Chavo_guerrero

Brand new shiny gift box caps
In the Mall again,
I'm always so very happy
That I don't want this to end!

I wanted to say thank you
To the mighty TNT,
Who deemed it right to give us
This opportunity!

Gift box capsules are magical,
No matter what kind they are,
If they're wrapped in sparkly paper
Or if they carry on top a star.

A chance to win two caps or more,
And a bonus box as well!
But will this one be lucky?
Well, only time will tell!

I believe that everyone loves boxes,
They're the best things you can get,
So, hurry along and buy a few,
And make sure you don't forget!