My Esteemed Lawyerbot Self-Portrait
by Sugarypixiestix2

It hangs in my dining room,
akin to a flower in bloom.
It's so bright and cheery
that I can't ever be weary.

Looking at it while I dine,
I tend to admire its design.
This portrait has such class,
just like a statue of glass.

When I have a dinner party,
the conversation is hearty.
Mostly we speak of Lawyerbot,
because he's such a big shot.

They also admire his picture,
without any hint of stricture.
We all respect his abilities
and his handle on liabilities.

The portrait is well-renowned,
I am proud to have it around.
The painting was real pricey,
but I don't feel it was dicey.

This item was worth it all,
as it gives layers to my wall.
Since it's been in my estate,
my confidence has been great!

How Does She Hide Those Neggs?
by alli_draggy

Neopians, they flock to this place.
On springtime days they have one space.
They know where those delightful eggs grow.
But how does she hide those Neggs?

Somehow she flies into space,
A not best for Negg-hunting place.
Somehow she gets really far --
Does she know how to read the stars?

No, she doesn't and we'll never know
How does she hide those Neggs?

Of Sabre-X And Omelettes
by Heartsnothaters

I am grateful for Sabre-X
and each delicious omelette.
Without him, I would overeat
and walk around with swollen feet!
I wonder how many he has a day
when all the tourists have gone away.
I make it a point to never whine
when Sabre-X seems less than kind.
He growls, "No more than one slice per day!"
I wish a hug could make it okay!
From King Coltzan I get dubloons,
But pirates scare me (They're like goons!).
I love eating so much more,
so Sabre-X, I'm grateful for.
Eggs are nutritious, the absolute best
for hungry, growing Neopets.
You never know what you will get
from the awesome Giant Omelette!
Coltzan's a ruler who loves to give,
but I'll love omelettes as long as I live!
I have several stocked in my SDB --
I will now grab a ham and cheese one, or three!

Where Is The END?
by Jo_eccentric

This game of cards is simple,
You play one up or down.
Until you reach the top,
All one can do is frown.

I see that shiny trophy
For finishing a game.
I need one for my lookup,
For my username.

I click, I try, day and night.
No game to be finished.
I'm near the end... no cards left!
My hope is diminished.

There needs to be an END button,
Oh how it'd make things right!
I could restart and play again,
When no end is in sight.

It'd make me play more games,
And try for that award.
An END button would help me,
It'd really be adored.

I'd start over, fresh game.
Try new tactics for sure.
Until I get my trophy,
I'd press END and try once more.

So, where's that END button,
Which Pyramids needs so bad,
I'm sure there's other out there
Who will be very glad.

TNT, can this be done?
Will there ever be an END?
Will you hear the cries
Of a Pyramid-playing friend?

Scroll Of The Worm Quest
by Stararan

Students of Moltara, come and sit,
an ancient poem, a guide, and popular hit --
ten worms blind, we shall together find.

First receive the Empty Lantern 
from Lampwyck's Light, 
then into the caves and city set your sight.

Below Arcanium's door is a little nook,
where the Black Worm is with his favorite book.

Coming from and going to Moltara City?
To not wave to the Blue Worm would be a pity. 

The Green Worm -- most trendy 
of them all -- logs
hours upon the roof of Cog's Togs.

In the city circle's light,
the Orange Worm dances all night.

Beside the Magma Pool is a giant black pot,
the Pink Worm makes their meals here a lot.

Far beyond and above the Magma Pool,
you'll find the Purple Worm 
mysterious and cool.

Just outside of Lampwyck's door,
the Rainbow Worm waves 
to her friend some more.

Just dropping straight down 
from Cave Glider,
the adventurous Red Worm is not a hider.

Below Lampwyck's Fantatsic Light
is the site of the worm that is white.

Know you the location of the Gilded Page?
The Yellow Worm claims a visit is all the rage.

Into the Empty Lantern, stuff all ten!
Ever so gently, let them settle in.

In the dark cave you shall head,
look for the Moltite Red.

Ready for the journey's end?
To Lampwyck's, the dim lantern send.
To the worms the Buzz will tend,
aid their escape, he will lend.