BUZZ DAY SPECIAL

The Buzz Ball
by Chavo_guerrero

Open the door, what do we see?
A hundred Buzz or more!
Each one painted nicely,
Upon their own dance floor.

There's a disco Buzz on music
And a strawberry serving food,
A robot Buzz teaching dance steps
And a spotted and split in a feud!

A glowing Buzz tending the stage lights,
A Christmas Buzz handing out gifts,
A mutant making some friends
And a brown and a red working shifts.

Every Buzz here is smiling
In this spacious party hall,
Tonight for one night only,
It's the yearly Buzz Ball!

Enjoy yourself at the party,
Have some games and fun,
And maybe you could stay behind after
To help clean up when it's done!

The Avid Buzz Robber
by Sugarypixiestix2

He was an orphan and grew up poor,
wishing that his life was grandeur.
Since he was not born into wealth,
this Buzz trained to become stealth.

In order to be a robber of esteem,
stealing items with a solid scheme.
At first the Buzz started out small,
stealing sacks of food with gall.

As he grew older he became greedier,
and he also learned to be speedier,
which he'd taken full advantage of,
stealing jewels that he did love.

He would sell them all for profit,
and in turn bought himself a Moffit.
Teaching the Petpetpet his tricks,
so it'd help him if he was in a fix.

The Moffit became his loyal buddy,
also showing to be a quick study.
They burgle many Neohomes at night,
so at bedtime do leave on a light.

Foreman Buzz Of The Processing Plant
by Rielcz

An orange coat, a yellow hat;
A factory that a Buzz works in.
Selecting undesirable foods,
Lightening the mood of the Skeith within.

He picks each up with utmost care,
Matching the square -- colors agreeing.
The Skeith's vigor this Buzz ensures,
And thus secures his own well-being.

Jelly blue, vegetables red,
Fill the Skeith with dread; green cake does, too.
This Buzz must make the Skeith feel elite,
So he's left the treats the Skeith loves to chew.

The Buzz does not once complain of this task
(Though he sometimes asks for a rare break).
A happy Skeith is what he likes to see,
No monotony! Not one bad headache

Has ever plagued this Buzz 
Whilst working hard,
Choosing to discard what doesn't fit.
Flying 'round conveyor belts all day,
In this way, it lifts his spirit. 

Putting on a frown, this Buzz just can't,
Working all day at the Processing Plant.

Korabric, Studious And Calm
by Flufflepuff

The hall for science proudly stood
Within a jungle dense.
The leader, equally as proud,
Did research with his team.
 
Korabric's skills were understood
To carry no pretense.
Most of his coworkers were wowed
By his visions and dreams.
 
Fabricated in its depths,
The stone facility
Was turned into a paradise
Suitable for study.

Alas, pent up resentment kept
Inside the committee
Destroyed the foundation with lies --
Making truth seem muddy.

The leader, tranquil and benign
Tried hard to keep the peace.
Not one for violence, he sought
To seal and to protect

What little he could keep in line.
Sadly, he had to cease
The research dear with which he fought --
The work which had been wrecked.

For a thousand years the place would go
Untended and unkempt.
The history, the Buzz would keep
Hidden at the top.

He cast the spell while filled with woe
In ways that'd surely tempt
None but those who'd brave the keep
And evil to be stopped...

The Strawberry Buzz
by Tyuio_k50

The strawberry Buzz,
Yes -- he's very real;
But is he our best friend,
Or is he our meal?

Dip him in chocolate,
Or into the pool?
No -- just one bite...
Wait! Don't be a fool!

He's just painted strawberry...
Yet he looks so tasty!
Let's whip him into yogurt,
And do it quite hasty!

But wait! We won't eat him!
He's really our friend.
If we were to eat him,
Our friendship could end!

Well... just one bite?
It won't do him any harm...
He has plenty to spare --
A leg, wing, and arm!

Okay, that's fine,
We guess we'll surrender --
But after we buy some milk,
A banana, and blender!

No, we won't,
That would be wrong,
Though he may taste really good,
We've been friends for so long.

Wait, what's that?
It couldn't be clearer!
We're all strawberry Buzzes
Looking into a mirror!

We've done this several times,
And we've done it again!
So there's only one answer --
We must all be insane!

My Baby Buzz
by Comawhite333

The tiniest of all Neopets,
With the largest eyes,
Which will one day grow wings
And scour the skies.

My baby Buzz never cries,
He just makes a buzzing sound,
Making him the least-annoying baby
That I've ever been around.

He smells like spring flowers
And squeaks when he talks,
Since he doesn't have legs yet,
Wriggling is how he walks.

He loves the taste of fruit,
Especially Tigersquash,
And he never complains
When it's time for him to wash.

While most babies are high maintenance,
With him, this just isn't the case.
He doesn't care if he's wrapped in a blanket
Made of wool or even lace.

He's just happy go lucky,
And so am I,
He's the perfect baby for me...
The apple of my eye!

Baby Buzz Love
by Ragecandybar

Squishy little 'pet, a tiny green friend 
With bulbous jade eyes 
And a body that bends.
He wriggles and worms and endearingly twists,
His whole body squirms; who could resist? 

Some might prefer a 'pet fuzzy and warm,
But my favorite 'pet doesn't fit in that norm. 
What he lacks in fur he makes up for in charm;
Though slightly slimy, 
There’s no need for alarm.

I feel pity for those who think he looks creepy,
For I have never loved any 'pet so deeply.
When folks ask me why, I tell them it's because
No Neopet is cuter than my baby Buzz!

"Why not pick royal, or faerie or plushie?"
Compared to my baby, all others are ugly!
Now, I mean no offense, but I truly believe
That a Baby Buzz's love 
Is the best you'll receive.

I watch him play and squish all around, 
When I see my baby, it's impossible to frown. 
One day he'll grow wings 
And be my baby no more, 
But until then, these playful days I'll adore.

Being Buzz Ain't So Bad
by Treeword

Some do say I am quite the dunce,
Tripping over my feet and furniture and such,
So when I saw the bottle and felt parched,
I simply grabbed it without thinking too much.

Gulping it down in one mighty swallow,
All felt fine until my stomach started to rumble,
I stumbled across the room quickly,
And made it to the mirror in a jumble.

Watched my appearance start to change,
Wings sprouted from my back 
As if in slow motion,
Imagine my surprise when I realized
It was actually a Faerie Buzz Morphing Potion.

Oh, Fyora! Look at all that purple skin,
Huge eyes, flowery pinks and a golden hue,
What are those things 
Sticking out of my head?!
I’ve given them a flick but I have no clue.

After my initial crying had ceased,
I decided to chance another glance.
The colors were, indeed, bright and pretty, 
And I had a rather whimsically light stance,
Realized I didn’t look as horrid as I thought,
Perhaps, I would give this Buzz thing a chance!

Faerie Buzz Plushie
by Indulgences

In lieu of owning a faerie Buzz,
I hug this small plushie with joy and love.
It's my favorite item on this entire web site.
It's lavender and yellow, a delightful sight.

I love its dainty, curling wings.
They inspire me to dance
And cause me to sing.
The smile on its face 
Is so beautiful and serene,
The loveliest face that has ever been seen.

Maybe someday I can 
Afford a Faerie Paint Brush
And own a real faerie Buzz, 
And not just a Plush.
But for now, I hug my plushie 
And always have it near.
It is my darling, and I hold it dear.

Happy Buzz Day, everyone, 
And may you have fun
Dressing up your Buzzes 
With brushes hard won.
Enjoy the holiday, 
And please hug your 'pets close.
Let them be painted and be grandiose!

Sergeant Brexis: Danger Buzz!
by Milestrong

There is one Neopian hero
Who flies fast with buzzing wings,
Stopping bad guys wherever he goes,
Always packing a painful sting!

This one, strong Neopian hero,
Does his best to protect us all.
Facing all of his dangerous foes,
He will emerge standing tall.

He is also a kind and loving hero,
Bringing smiles to all he sees,
Relieving everyone of their woes
While bringing bad guys to their knees.

So, whenever you're in a mess
Or in a little bit of trouble,
You don't need to second guess,
He'll be there in a double.

Doing good and helping out,
It's just what he does,
It's what he's all about!
He is the Danger Buzz!