Delicious Healthy Food
by Sharnee_sparkle

Upon healthy food, you can’t deny,
Every day, our ‘pets rely,
Celery, onion, watercress,
Through the bazaar we have access.

To a tasty corner of Neopia,
Where every day is a utopia,
For those who enjoy organic meals
Or follow their owner’s strict ideals.

Baskets and baskets of fresh produce;
Would you care for some Garlic Juice?
Or perhaps a slice of Lentil Pie;
Is there anything you’d like to buy?

May I recommend a bit of each,
For there are no rules 
You could possibly breach.
When it comes to eating healthy food,
It all depends on an eager mood.

To try something different each and every time,
And eventually manage to suck a raw lime,
Your taste buds will thank you for it,
And the tastiness, to your owner, 
You will admit!

Sophie's Stew
by Cdiddy4ever

Midst the swamps one foggy night,
A moonbeam fell upon this sight:
A shack beneath the twisted trees
From which a cackle joined the breeze.

“Ah! Dear wand, come here, be swift!”
Cried Sophie -- she began to sift
Through her chest with great commotion,
The swamp witch planned to brew a potion.

“A Woo Woo Grub, two Twirly Fruits,
One dash of pepper -- Meowclops, scoot!
Some marshmallows, a fish on a stick...
Oh kitty, don’t eat that! You’ll be sick!”

The cat, turned catfish, begged for more
As Sophie’s wand flew ‘round the floor.
“A drooling Tongue Wrap should add flavor!”
The cauldron’s steam filled up the chamber.

“My secret ingredient, Brain Ice Cream,
And my brew’s finished!” Sophie screamed.
A smile crept across her face.
“Would you like to try a taste?”

The Joys And Pains Of Key Quest
by Kiwinut

All around the board to the door,
Collecting keys can be a chore;
When nasty power ups are played on you,
Or when that esophagor starts to spew.

You can never trust to land on a faerie bubble;
Land on the wrong one and you're in trouble.
But, if you land on one that's right;
You may be rewarded 
With super boots of flight.

Rainbow Fountain water, 
Distraction potion, and giant lint ball,
Are there at your beck and call.
If you don't want your opponent to win,
Use those power ups and count them in.

It's nice to win a key of gold;
And win many Neopoints 
When valuables are sold;
It's never fun to get all pack rat;
It makes you want to have a spat.

It's always hard to stay in one place
When you're transported to another space.
Use Pocket Portal to be whisked away,
To win the game and save the day.

This board game has ups and downs,
But it's my hope that it doesn't cause frowns.
Come have some fun and play Key Quest,
Strategize and be our guest.

What's Worth Fighting For?
by Dragoonofd

Why do you enter the Battledome?
Is it because you want glory?
Glory of victory or simply to win,
Is it to be honored by Aethia herself?

Do you seek the rush of fighting,
Or is it something more deep for you?
Is it honor or is it glory?
Is it the fun of fighting someone?

When you fall after losing a match,
Do you give up or keep on training?
Do you just walk away without trying again?
Tell me, what is this match worth to you?

How far will you go just for a win,
A win inside the Battledome?
How much is it worth for you?
How much will it cost you just to earn a win?

How far are you willing to go to fight
For your honor, your glory?
Do you seek winning that much 
To risk everything?
To risk entering the Battledome?

So, tell me, is it still worth it?

The Ice Cream Machine Dream
by Celty_foof

Adee the Chia nestled in her bed,
slowly succumbing to dreams in her head.
Ice cream for dinner, ice cream for lunch,
ice cream for breakfast or maybe for brunch.

Chocolate, vanilla, or even strawberry,
the sweetest sweets becoming so scary.
Adee the Chia runs 'round the screen,
running from the ice cream machine.

Mint, swirled, or perfectly peach,
all the flavors in Adee's reach.
Some covered in chocolate or caramel,
Grabbing the cherries and fish heads so well.

Before Adee could move she was cursed,
by the incoming Garlicy Bratwurst.
Adee was covered from head to toe
and was awoken from slumber... "Oh no!"

"It was a dream," 
she muttered beneath the sheets.
"I had too many sugary treats."
Looking at the clock, it was time for breakfast.
"Hey, time for ice cream... chocolate's the best!"

Adee the Chia would never learn,
pints of ice cream the girl would earn.
Then, every night, Adee would dream
of her beloved delicious ice cream.