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Reuse, Reduce, Upcycle
Oh, I am sure you’ve heard the phrase:
Be green -- reuse, reduce, and recycle.
But today I’m here to teach you a new one...
It is reuse, reduce, and upcycle!
Why, do you see all of those Neocash items
In your Closet or Safety Deposit Box?
Go ahead, take out all of the extras
Or unwanted ones-
Yes, even those pairs
Of worn Pastel Argyle Socks.
Now, let me show you a nifty trick --
It will be one that changes everything.
For, instead of having
The clutter closet of a pauper,
You could soon have the clean one of a king!
I'm sure you know you can reuse these items,
Or trade them with others that you meet.
And you probably know
That you can discard them;
But by doing that, you’re just
Tossing them on to the street.
But did you know that there is another option?
One in which everyone comes out a winner?
Why, by using this upcycle cookie,
You can make your wallet fatter
And your Closet thinner!
For, when you break open a cookie
(Which are found from Noda at the mall),
You'll get the option
Of donating your unwanted items,
And, in return, you receive
Neocash or items, big and small.
So, please, try and help out
Those like you and me...
Reuse, reduce, and upcycle:
And donate to the Money Tree!
It's Altador Cup season,
With teams all training hard.
This eclectic working pair
Will discuss as they regard.
They know all about the game
Of Yooyuball, you see.
The two of them comment;
The game's great emcees.
An Ixi and a Grarrl;
I think an odd pair.
But they are commended
For not being too unfair.
They discuss all the teams,
The good, bad, and worse.
They discuss formations,
And the dreaded winner's curse.
The pair have a banter
That surely all teams adore.
Listening to their comments,
For me, is not a bore.
For, each playing day,
I look forward to these two.
I await the day they grow
To Yooyuball goal review.
Oh, what a sight,
A plethora red, yellow, and blue.
Slightly content flubbery globs of goo.
You could name the vats their home,
Polished tubs of slime and chrome,
Filled to the brim with colorful glop,
Drops from the heavens with a splashing plop.
Into the bins the slime deploys,
And the conveyor pops out shiny new toys,
Beware, for a thief you may find.
A disobedient Neopet influenced by crime.
To the clever crook's surprise,
You see right through his silly disguise,
Down from the lines, Kredulite, sized jumbo
Pours on the head of the foolish thief Grundo.
This is the ending of your tour,
You are my final visitor,
I thank you for taking your time to see
This very freaky factory.
NC Mall Interrupted
I just couldn't resist the temptation
(Free Neocash, after all!),
So I'd take my 'pet to the Expellibox
And then to the NC Mall.
Anyway, that was the plan,
But good fortune would have to wait;
I watched that scarab slowly sink
And seal my poor 'pet's fate.
Sneezles! Oh no!
Not that horrid malady!
Runny nose and itchy eyes,
And sneezing constantly!
Maybe the faerie will work her magic,
And my 'pet will be good as new!
"All of your Neopets gain three hit points.
Sorry, that was the best I could do."
Putting Plan B into action...
Off to the shops I go;
I'll look for a Magic Cookie
And hope my Neopoints aren't low!
"Artumess is fully healed!"
Music to my ears;
We'll get revenge in the Battledome,
And bring snotty Meuka to tears!
The Perfect Neo Day
I have a little fantasy
I keep close to my heart,
About a perfect Neo day,
And just how it should start.
I go through all my dailies,
With a crazy lucky streak --
When strolling the Forgotten Shore,
I find the Draik egg we all seek.
The Krawken soon gives up his prize --
A plushie just for me!
Of course, it's the magical kind,
What else would it be?
Test your Strength delivers
When I hit the target hard,
I win a new Meowclops --
Arnold's face is just a card!
The Battledome is generous
With codestones as my prize,
And I win the Bagatelle jackpot
Without using all my tries.
A faerie quest awaits me
As I load a page anew,
The Fountain Faerie smiles,
And I have a job to do!
But, all this is just a dream of mine,
Not likely to come true,
My very own Neo fantasy...
I wonder: do you have one, too?
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