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Jools The Elderly Ixi
by Toffeedatepudding

Jools is my Ixi, my Elderlyboy,
I am obsessed with his pale skin
Stringy hair, a tuft on his chin,
Slanted eyes, a look so coy,
All speak of where he's been

Jools, my Ixi, dear Elderlyboy,
Less than a year old but so wise,
Even Naia felt a tinge of surprise,
Out of the Rainbow Pool came joy,
Amazement we can't disguise

Jools, my sweet Elderlyboy,
Go wear my Spyder dress,
I know you're not impressed,
Make the Spyder wand a toy,
Embody grace and finesse

Jools, oh Jools, my Elderlyboy,
All adventures we will find,
Fun and excitement combined,
How you bring me such joy...
You are perfection defined

Eating Healthy
by Chavo_guerrero

Are you feeling hungry?
Do you wish you had some food?
When eating anything at all,
Does it make your tummy protrude?

Do you like to munch on biscuits
With a chocolate sauce as dip,
Or would you prefer to try
A flavoured potato chip?

Try something a little different
At dinner time today --
A tasty Broccoli Kebab
Won't alter what you weigh.

Why not eat some sushi,
Or a salad made of fruit?
If you eat lots of Healthy Food
You'll look great in a suit.

Don't fill your face with candy,
Don't dine on cakes and cheese,
If you're wanting to be healthy
Try some lovely Black Eyed Peas.

But, everyone deserves a treat,
Don't forget to have something nice,
Once in a while -- enjoy yourself,
With a nice big pizza slice!

Shenkuu: The Place To Be
by Mementomori8002

Why don't you come to Shenkuu, 
Where a Wise Old Gnorbu lives?
Come to test you lunar skills 
And see what prize he gives?
Take the challenge once per day 
And see what you can do
It's free, so come and try it out, 
It's really up to you.

Explore the world of Shenkuu 
Where the buildings touch the sky,
Where water flows down mountains, 
And all the boats do fly.
Why don't you try exotic foods, 
Brought from overseas.
As long as you have Neopoints, 
Buy whatever you please.

If your neopet is ill or sick, 
Here you're sure to find the cure,
Visit Shenkuu straight away, 
Just north of Altador.
The shopkeepers all will help you out, 
To find whatever you need.
Making food and medicines, 
From bark, peel, and weed. 

So, why not come to Shenkuu, 
The peaceful merchant town?
Where Neopets are welcomed, 
And no one dares to frown.
The citizens, once-cautious, are not any more,
And visitors can now see 
What their world has in store.

Come To Maraqua!
by Ichigostars

Come dive with me to see Maraqua,
The underwater kingdom.
Where kelp and coral flourish,
And where all sea creatures are from.

Why don't you visit this restaurant?
"kelp" is what it's called.
Try the oysters or maybe the Coral Cake;
In fact, why don't you try them all?

After, we'll look through the weapons
At the Battledome items store.
Look, a Glowing Maractite Trident!
A battle I'll win above shore!

If you're feeling slightly risky,
We'll go to the untamed ruins.
Look deep into The Bubbling Pit,
For it's where I got these fins.

Wait, where are you going?
Oops, I forgot that you need air!
Thanks for swimming down to Maraqua!
Goodbye, and take care!

Ode To The Mutant Gnorbu
by Kitschyaf

Fallow, leathery, rotting skin --
A sickly beige accented with apricot!
Drool hangs from your happy grin;
I love your lopsided polka-dots.

Hairless except for your bristly tail
And a few wayward strands on your head,
You maintain impeccable fingernails
And your body proves you’re well fed.

A slumping tummy and wonky ears
Help to bring out your best feature:
Your bulbous eyes filled with orange cheer
Show you as an inquisitive creature!

Your eyelid hanging halfway down,
Your nostril perked so eloquently,
All your tones, yellowish and brown,
I describe as "putrid" affectionately.

I understand why maggots and fleas
Flock to you, my mutant treasure --
You’re always relaxed, a soul at ease;
You are a Gnorbu beyond measure.


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