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Magma Petpet Paint Brush
The Magma Pool, it shimmers
With molten rock aglow.
Great colouring properties
Does it possess below
Neopia's bright surface.
How can it possibly
Occur that magma from the pool
No one knows what happened,
But happen it did, for
The small puddle allows colours
More fiery than before.
Ah, what's this? A little brush
That's way too hot to touch.
The culprit paints Petpets magma,
And it does not hurt much.
The Alabriss and Baby
Fireball (and many more!)
Can be painted to appear
Like magma that's been poured.
An Ode To Cookie Neggs
Oh Cookie Neggs, how I love thee so,
you are made of such delicious dough.
Your chocolate chips cannot be beat,
you're even Kari's favourite treat.
Other Neggs bow when you're nearby,
while Neopians give you a yummy sigh.
If I was rich I'd buy you every day,
not even worrying about my tooth decay.
I wish I worked for Neopian Fresh Foods,
that'd certainly put me in better moods.
Since it's where you're made and sold,
I heard you are bought more than gold.
Some say I'm foolishly addicted to you,
to this I say they do not have a clue.
Telling me it's wrong is awfully rude,
perhaps they just don't know good food.
I'd tell you more but it's time for lunch,
which means I have a Cookie Negg to munch.
This is something I simply cannot delay,
They absolutely must be eaten right away!
I opened the door to a checkered room,
Adventure awaits, glory or doom,
Pick a color, so they say,
Or you’re not allowed to play
I shivered as the keyhole glowed,
Knowing this will be my show,
Dash around and grab the keys
And send the others to their knees
My heart pounded as I rolled my dice,
They stand no chance, not once (or even twice),
You may say I am not that great,
But never was I last to the gate
But alas! My luck was bad,
To face opponents I have never had,
I counted my keys: I've lost three!
Oh no! Three Key Grabbers used on me!
We battled again in mini-games,
My clicking skills put me in shame,
How in the world
Did they move their Spyders
Or gain thousands of points
In Shenkuu Showers?
I banged my head hard on my home square,
With the least NP and no keys to spare,
And now with all the portals clogged
I was sure this will be a loss
They reached the quest door with such ease,
And how painful it was to taste defeat,
Thinking of it made me blench,
My teeth bared and my fists clenched
Well, more practice, I decide
No more time for boasts and lies,
I will get better, you will see,
I will have the winner's golden key!
Ode To Roo Island
Oh, there is a little island,
and it is really neat!
There are lots of Blumaroos
and they are really sweet.
I just love it at Roo Island,
yes, it is really swell!
I bought a mushroom house there
and I've cared for it well.
Oh, yes it is, Roo Island,
a wonderful happy place,
and if you go right over there,
there will be a smile on your face.
Oh, wonderful, amazing, carefree;
if that's what you want to be,
then all you can do is take my hand,
and come along with me.
Oh yes, I love to be there,
it is by far my favorite land.
So, if you want to be happy,
then come to Roo Island!
Dice-A--Hey, Wait A Minute!!!
I can't stay away from the rush
That comes from the rolling of die,
If five Neopoints is the entry fee
Then there's no better time to try.
Almost managed to level up,
My first go was only a tease,
Rolling again only hurts my luck,
Those crossbones are mocking me.
My pot is only at four points,
Oh no! Now it's down to two,
The numbers swim through my head
As I pass another Blumaroo.
"Boing, boing, BOING!" he says,
Not bad advice at all,
I shake the dice and close my eyes --
Oops, my 'pet intervenes!
She'd rather be seen
In a round of Gormball!!! D:
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