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MYNCI DAY SPECIAL
Maraquan Mynci Day
Maraquan Mynci, pink and scaled,
Have not their cousins' prehensile tails,
But rather rudders, flat and finned,
Propelling them forward as they swim
Neither do they have saucered ears,
Yet in the depths they, too, can hear,
Floating above the sandy ground
They follow all intriguing sounds
For curious, like all Mynci,
Are those who live beneath the sea;
They congregate, cavort, and yelp
Through jungles full of swaying kelp
With eyes that dominate their heads,
Toes and fingers, strong and webbed,
Lungs adapted to the depths,
They are cool aquatic Neopets
Displaying the well-known Mynci sweet tooth,
Their favourite snack is Fungi Fruit,
And they follow its scent on currents warm
To where they grow off island shores
On Mynci Day they float and feast,
Unburdened by earthbound gravity,
Laugh and play until the day is done,
Then follow the shimmering red
Of the setting sun
He hails from the Citadel,
And is a tough opponent, too.
When you play him in Cellblock,
You won’t know what to do.
His name is Master Vex,
And he’s a very clever Mynci.
Many have tried to play him,
And I’m sure they’d all agree.
When you think you’ve won,
He has beaten you to it!
I just want that avatar;
I am just going to throw a fit.
I managed to win a game,
But not enough it seems.
Beating Master Vex
Will happen only in my dreams.
He made the game himself,
Probably locked up in his cell.
When he resisted Lord Kass,
Prison was where he would dwell.
His imprisonment explains,
Why the game is called Cellblock.
Trapped by the infamous Lord Kass,
With no way to pick his lock.
So, on this Mynci Day,
Why not challenge Vex to a game?
If he should beat you,
Don’t look at me to blame!
Arnold's Carnival Contest
A maroon bowtie
Accents this Mynci’s clothing
In the Haunted Woods.
He runs a game in
The Deserted Fairground; a
Test of your pet's strength.
Arnold tells us that
He oils the machine each
Morning; I doubt it.
(What with the ghastly
Way it creaks as the red climbs
Higher and higher.)
Prove pretty pathetic or
Useless at this test.
Even those among
The strongest, Battledome-wise,
Prove frail hither.
Arnold assures his
Game is not rigged, though, while he
Snickers at most tries.
Every once in a
While, one will get close to the
Most win foodstuffs, 'points,
And the occasional brush
Of Halloween, though.
Think you’re up to his
Challenge? Then step right up and
Let the game begin...
Tangor The Tinkerer
Tangor is a well-known green Mynci,
Who lives in the depths of Moltara city.
He spends all his time in his workshop,
Hours on end, he works and doesn't stop.
He can pick any item and take it apart,
What Tangor does is truly a work of art!
Even if it's made of one thousand bits,
Tangor will find a way to make every piece fit.
He likes to solve puzzles and riddles,
When it takes me a lot of effort,
It takes him a little.
Tangor has that curious Mynci drive,
When he's got a puzzle is when he thrives.
So, he puts together every bolt and nut,
He's never heard of being "stuck in a rut."
"Tangor the Tinkerer" is his nickname,
That's all he does; every day's the same.
Widgets, gadgets, and trinkets galore,
Come to his workshop; see what's in store.
Beware, his creations are the best known,
I guarantee you'll take something home.
Test Your Strength
So, with a war brewing
And groups taking sides,
Now is the time to make sure
Your stats are up to size.
You know you're the strongest,
The best around town,
Powerful enough to make
The Brute Squad say wow!
And what better way
To show off that power
Than to make a metal cylinder
Climb a spooky tower?
For, in the Haunted Woods,
Arnold the Mynci runs
A game that should be
No match for your powerful guns.
Just take the hammer,
Steady your gut,
And swing with all your might
Onto the red target.
Up it goes higher and then
Stops near the Ghostkerchief,
And then Arnold tells you
That your strength is useless
You're laughed out of the fair
And can never live it down,
And you can see the Techo Master
Giving you a big frown.
You'll need more training,
As your strength wasn't that big,
After all, it was a strength tester,
Surely it wouldn't be rigged...
Toy Box Escape Myncies
My friends and I are Myncies,
From the game Toy Box Escape,
We quite adept at climbing
Over any toy box shape.
We work with all the others
In our efforts to get free,
And I think we make the perfect team,
Anyone would agree!
I'm a purple Mynci,
My friends are green and blue,
Whenever there's a wall to climb
We stick to it like glue.
We're not afraid of great, big heights,
And we're not afraid to fall,
If the coin you're seeking is high up,
Give us toy Myncies a call.
A Haiku Tribute To Tangor
CLANG! Tangor's hammer
Hurtles down with crushing force
That can flatten steel
But there is far more
To Tangor's metalworking
Than smashing metal
No, Tangor's business
Requires both an artist's eye
And dexterous hand
First, this skilled Mynci
Collects fine moltite, iron,
Next, he forges them
Into perfectly shaped parts
With deft precision
Then he welds each part
Together, to craft a new
Petpet or gadget
Tangor works wonders
With anvil, hammer, and tongs;
No smith can match him.
Here in this workshop
A Mynci builds miracles --
Visit him today!
Song Of The Wild Myncies
Where the living jungle hums
To the tones of olden drums,
The wild Myncies dart and leap
With mastery of hands and feet
The pulse of the jungle is as thus,
Where vines will climb and water gush,
The Myncies sing the song of life,
A song of joy and end of strife
They sing with pounces and vaults and dives
At the heart of all that is alive,
While Neopia groans in troubled sleep
They swim in waters clear and deep
The civilized world has claimed a few,
They’ve put on suits and shiny shoes,
But there remains within their secret hearts,
A longing for the primal arts
To know the language of the jungle
And feel its every shift and rumble,
From Meridell, Neovia, and Shenkuu to flee,
To shed their shoes and to be free
The feral Mynci dances to the pulse of the wild,
As naïve and mischievous as a wayward child,
He is certain of the truth inside the song,
The heart of the jungle will beat on
He guards the dungeon,
purple fur, red cape;
if you're smart enough to win
he promises your escape.
Played within the jail,
Cellblock is his game,
by this clever Mynci
creation is his claim.
If you visit the citadel,
be sure to play a round,
if you win a tournament,
a champion you'll be crowned.
The bored warden Vex,
in the cell's dim light...
claims to never lose,
and won't without a fight!
Magma Mynci, Swim
Magma Mynci glows
Red-and-orange eyes ablaze
Though not in anger
Most Myncies enjoy
Frolicking in lush treetops
Magma Mynci can't
Magma swims instead,
In the pool from whence he came
As the guard watches
Shining, flame-tipped tail
Guides the Mynci as he swims
Switching to and fro
Lava can't hurt him;
Magma Mynci laughs with glee
At that absurd thought
Some may think it odd
Magma cannot swing or climb...
Their minds have limits
Magma Mynci swims
In the searing Magma Pool
He likes it that way
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