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A Finicky Eater
by Esses_mom

For supposedly being
Starving at best,
My Petpet cannot rouse
The great Turmy from rest.

She only comes
For the avatar.
Sometimes her pet
Takes things too far.

One day wrapped in bacon,
From her head to her feet,
Turmy was not interested
In her as his treat.

Or the time with 
An apple in her mouth,
Her legs tied to a spit,
Turmy wanted something, 
She just wasn't it.

Cans of mushy peas,
Poured over her head.
But Turmy was tired
And went back to bed.

Will she be able to wake him?
It's anyone's guess.
Wearing her Lady G,
Meat knockoff dress.

Rolled up in stinky cheese,
Shaped like a log.
Turmy is not impressed
As he gobbles a Bearog.

She wishes he,
Would make her his snack.
Then good-bye to her pet;
She would never look back.

Thoughts On The Lab Ray
by Chavo_guerrero

That evil, wicked Lab Ray,
Never does the things I like,
Sometimes it gives me nothing
Or take my stats away from spite.

It hates me well and truly,
Never gives a decent zap,
So far I've wasted Neopoints
On this vicious, pointless map.

Your 'pet had just changed colour!
Invisible he's turned,
Well, I guess it does do something,
So there's my lesson learned...

Invisible or yellow,
Never Maractite or gold,
By the time I get a splendid 'pet,
I think I'll be too old!

Your 'pet has just changed species!
He's just become a Koi,
Forgive me now a second,
As I do a dance for joy...

Always something common,
Never something nice,
Why can't I get a zombie Lupe
Or a Hissi made of ice?

Okay, here goes another day,
Let's guess what I'll get,
He'll probably not change at all,
Or just his gender, I'll bet.

Your 'pet has just changed colour!
Maraquan Ogrin there!
Oh my Sloth! Amazing!
The best zap of the year!

Now, what was I just saying?
The Lab Ray? Oh, it's great!
Such a wonderful machine,
What is there to hate?

It gives me great new colours
And sometime species rare,
And it's always handing out great stats,
Of that there is no fear!

I love my epic Lab Ray,
Worth all those Neopoints,
It's my very favourite daily
And it NEVER disappoints!

Apple Bobbing Mishap
by Heartsnothaters

I close my eyes, then count to ten,
take a deep breath and dunk my head,
through murky waters my eyes search
for something edible and red.

I spot an apple at the corner of my eye;
who cares what kind it is? I just want a prize.
My teeth get ahold of the red thing I see,
then emerge back up 
from the waters to breathe

Apple Bobbing Bart chuckles, 
then gestures for me to go,
I grab the thing I held in my mouth and moan.
That tricky Bart bit an apple and hid it
with the other prizes, and I didn't know!

As I mutter out of creepy Neovia,
I figured attacking Bart would be a bad idea,
but, right behind me,
someone cried and caused a commotion,
after an incident gave him Blurred Vision.

I look down at the used apple I held...
it did seem quite gross, 
with the bitemark and smell.
I discarded it since no one 
would want the poor thing,
but at least I need not 
pay a visit to the Springs!

How To Attach A Petpetpet
by Greyxdream

How to attach a Petpetpet,
Let me tell you the ways,
There really are just a few,
But the process could take you days

First you find a critter
And I hope your eyes are keen,
For these little bugs
Are smaller than they seem

Once you have found one,
Be sure to hold it tight,
Or place it in a jar
For, get away, it might

Then you must find it a home,
A Petpet is best,
A pet for your pet,
A Petpetpet is just one more guest

However, you will find
Joining the two is not
An easy thing for one to do...
Not so simple as you thought

The best advice I have for you
Is to just sit and watch it roam,
And hope that this critter chooses
Your Petpet for a home

The Mutant In The Mirror
by Lionkirbys

I look at myself in the mirror
And clench my claws real tight,
I want to prove that I'm better than you,
And I want to do it tonight

There is a rumor spreading
That mutants are no good,
But I'm gonna keep those rumors asleep
As I snap a piece of wood.

I put on my gear,
I don't shed a tear,
'Cause I'm gonna prove to the world
That I can't be hurled!

Oh, oh why do others judge me by my looks?
Oh, oh why do I spend 
So much time looking at books?
It's 'cause everyone thinks 
They're better than me,
Oh, oh, I'm just as good as them 
But, come on, seriously...

I look back in to the mutant in the mirror,
And I wonder why I've gotta look this way,
And then I think I overhear her,
And I hear my owner say,

"Hey, she's just grand, 
So don't you talk that way!"
And then I thought I heard another say,
"Well, she looks bad 
And that's all that counts!"
I grip my claw and then I zoom right out.

I'm going to the Battledome
To prove it to the world,
I'm doing it, no going home
I want to see you hurled.

I grip my sword, it breaks in two,
I'm off to a bad start.
I spot you there, you yell, "Yoo-hoo..."
So I take out a dart.

My shot is sure, my aim is true,
And, in a blur, the loser's you.
I wonder why I won so quick --
Am I the wolf and you the chick?

At home again, I see myself,
The mutant in the mirror...
Don't judge a book upon its shelf
By cover, just interior.

I guess I'll always look the same,
But I am not color or name,
I am simply, only me,
So look at personality.


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