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Step right up to the claw!
The best machine there is of all!
Don't feel as if you're out of luck;
With wonder from it you will be struck!
The prizes are full of jazz!
Make you show off your pizazz!
Dazzle, dazzle from the win!
Come right up! Join right in!
Win a prize meant for kings!
When you get it, an angelic voice sings!
Beauty from a colored ball!
Clasp the best one of them all!
Never has there been a loser,
Just some annoyed from not being a chooser.
You say you have no widgets today?
If you don't, you will PAY!!!
A Night At The Neolodge
Although I love our Neohome,
the 'Lodge is the place to stay,
when we 'pets feel the need to relax,
to feel pampered and get away.
My owner walks up to me
and gives me that familiar look,
I smile big for a second or two
then grab my Petpet and a book.
My siblings and I are soon lined up
at the Neolodge lobby,
as my owner decides where we are to stay
each one of us start to worry.
The Cockroach Towers is cheapest,
a one star Economy Hotel,
our last stay there was unpleasant,
even more so than the smell.
At last, our fate is decided for us
and we are directed to Ye Olde Ship Inn,
at 40 NP it was shockingly steep,
but we figured, why butt in?
We enter the Inn and look around,
from a distance, I hear a splashing sound,
I find a swimming pool a few feet to my right
and decide on my plans after eating that night.
Even just for a night, at the Ye Olde Ship Inn
I felt as happy as a celebrity would have been.
If any 'pet needs a little vacation,
consider making one of their hotels a destination.
I offer a tip, though, if I may...
the Cockroach Towers may be cheap,
but try to stay away!
Trapped Snow Wurm Woes
Oh, my Trapped Snow Wurm,
Should I let you out?
You look so cute in there with that big pout.
I fear you may not be as kind once you are free,
but then again you might give me much glee.
It's winter in Neopia and you deserve some fun,
I'm sure you'd love a snowball fight in the sun.
Yet I still worry about those big sharp teeth,
and what they might do to my holiday wreathe.
Your small, beady black eyes stare at me now,
moving in your cage as if giving me a bow.
My Neopets say you're not to be trusted,
although they seem prejudicially disgusted.
It's not your fault you were born that way,
surely you wish they did not keep you at bay.
I think I shall grant your wish at month's end,
just knowing you will become my best friend!
Hanging around the
Mountain’s summit -- furry, white,
Living in caverns,
Snowbeasts abound all
Around, hungry and with fangs,
For their appetite
Can only be quenched
By delicious Petpets, much
To the PPL’s
Xamphers on Terror Moutain
Are sometimes mistaken
For these fierce beasts, since
They also are white and have
Sharp horns on their heads.
If you also want
To look like this creature, head
On down to Unis
Clothing Shop. Among
The other fine items, the
Owner can set you
Up with a lovely
Snowbeast Costume; just don’t eat
A Faerie's Quest Plight
Oh humble fae, I do contest,
I bring my gifts and do my best,
With your stunning recreation
Of your land's wide presentation.
I do wonder, and I do think,
On times that I must rather stink.
To rise to the call for what you wish,
A simple book or a hearty dish.
For, I see friends complete your call,
And their wondrous prizes do enthrall,
So faeries, won't you hear a plea?
From a slightly desperate little me?
Let me tread Meridell's fruits and farm,
Let me leap out of the way of harm,
Let me travel all the way to space,
Just for a novel titled Chomby's Embrace
And, if you twinkle with joy
At a fuzzy, brand new toy,
Please let me hear your call again,
And serve you well, I will tend.
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