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Meepit Muffins
by Outonthehighway

A yellow curl peeked out from underneath
the baker's hat; he smiled without teeth.
The oven gave the room a friendly glow.
As I walked in, the Breadmaster said "Yo."

I glanced about, saw warm baked goods galore,
but only one I hadn't seen before --
a muffin with a pair of staring eyes;
a Meepit in a soft and moist disguise.

A Meepit Muffin? It cannot be, I thought.
Why, such an evil food would not be bought!
The baker smiled again and winked an eye,
"You're curious," he said, "So why not try?"

I bit it, and, although it's just a snack...
I think that Meepit Muffin bit me back!

The Shopaholic Neopet
by Peacelovebliss

Most 'pets are skilled fighters,
Others love to play,
But I have the endurance to shop every day

My friends think I am crazy,
I think it's a gift,
When it comes to haggling and buying 
I'm so swift

Naturally I was quiet,
And preferred to be alone,
But since that first big shopping spree
I've deemed the shops my home

My owner tries to keep up
By earning NP
She thinks she spends 
Much less on my siblings
Than she does on me

Once in a while she drags me
To the old Second-Hand Shoppe,
From time to time we find something good,
But that plan mostly flops

All the shopkeepers throughout the lands
Know me by name,
I guess buying from them
Earns me a spot in their Halls of Fame

I roam around the Bazaar
With several shopping bags in hand,
Everyone would stare, but I don't care
I think my hobby's grand

Maybe one day I'll pay my owner back
For all of her expenses,
But for now, I think it will take a while
For me to come to my senses

The Battledome!
by Xdman3

Preparations are completed, training is done,
Now, off to the Battledome for some real fun!
In a blur swords clash, like lightning they flash
Magical staffs are twirling, 
Asparachucks are whirling!
Ghostkerbombs go "Pop pop pop!"
Inflatable Balthazar's head you'll bop.

Occasionally you'll have to chug a potion
Before you can get back into motion,
Sometimes, when your opponent will jump,
On your head you'll end up with a bump

But don't let these get you down!
Don't get caught with a frown;
That's not how we do it in this town

Acrobatics and tricks do abound,
Out of your opponent you'll beat the hound!
Slip on your armour and magical hats, 
Let the insults fly and you had better not cry.
Punchbag Bob won't appreciate that.

Coconuts Are Evil!
by Comawhite333

Coconuts are evil,
Don't try to deny,
Because if you do
I know it's a lie

On Mystery Island 
Live coconut cannibals,
Who have no sense of humility
And act like wild animals

Have you ever visited Coltzan
Or seen his shrine?
Take a gander to the left
At those coconut palm trees all set in a line

If you can stomach the fairgrounds
Visit the Coconut Shy,
Where you get ripped off 
By this creepy Quiggle guy

Zoom on over to The Forgotton Shore,
Where coconut palm trees are all around,
You'll search high and low 
For a Pirate Draik Egg
But find only find disappointment 
On that ground

Remember when the faeries 
Were turned to stone?
There were two unaffected pies
That were left alone.

Coconut creme maybe?
I really think so,
But Xandra took the fall
For the evilest of foes

I'm not being paranoid,
Everything I say is true,
I'm just looking out
For the best interest of you

Everywhere coconuts have been
Disaster has hit,
Put all of these puzzle pieces together
And it will all fit

Beware of coconuts
If you want to see a new day,
I think my point has been proven,
There's nothing left to say....

Fairground Fun
by Amber0712

Come, dear Neopian, and play if you dare,
At which we call the Deserted Fair,
The month of Collecting it may not be,
But the shocks and frights are always free

Step right up! Give it a try!
Be brave and attempt the Coconut Shy,
100 Neopoints per each toss,
Just keep that in mind if you take a loss

You lost?  What a pity, but forget about that,
The Wheel of Misfortune is right where it's at,
"It won't hurt... much," an eerie voice said
Maybe you should opt for 
The Carnival of Terror instead?

A carnival is always fun, is it not?
So, come on up and give this one a shot!
What is the worst that could happen? 
Get hit by a pie?
Oh, come now, we would not lie...

If that's not up your alley, 
Maybe scratchcards will be,
Just pay mind to Mr. Sssidney
"Ssscratch off three 
Of the sssame type and win!"
If you lose, later you may try once again

Isn't this fun, the perpetual night?
Most would imagine this an unfortunate plight
Luckily for you, there is ever more,
Let us now head to Castle Nox 
And further explore!


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